The " Make Your Own Limerick Up " Thread

by **Kenny** Tue 8 Oct 2013 - 12:40

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For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

here's the last one .......

Ferrell is a big fan of Gore-Tex
And has a quite large frontal cortex
It's in his cerebral hemisphere
I wish he'd just disappear
By the way, I really want more sex

by **Galted** Fri 11 Oct 2013 - 14:55

so why can't you accept me & Weisz?
Because you don't really look all that nice
but I'm quite f*****g charming

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 11 Oct 2013 - 14:59

so why can't you accept me & Weisz?
Because you don't really look all that nice
but I'm quite f*****g charming
And into self harming

by **Galted** Fri 11 Oct 2013 - 14:59

so why can't you accept me & Weisz?
Because you don't really look all that nice
but I'm quite f*****g charming
And into self harming
though my c0ck thrusts are very precise

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 11 Oct 2013 - 15:01

I really don't know what to say

by **Galted** Fri 11 Oct 2013 - 15:04

I really don't know what to say
I'm trying hard not to rhyme this with "gay"

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 11 Oct 2013 - 15:05

I really don't know what to say
I'm trying hard not to rhyme this with "gay"
Why fight it? We all know

by **Galted** Fri 11 Oct 2013 - 15:07

I really don't know what to say
I'm trying hard not to rhyme this with "gay"
Why fight it? We all know
do you fancy a go?

by **seanmichaels** Fri 11 Oct 2013 - 15:12

I really don't know what to say
I'm trying hard not to rhyme this with "gay"
Why fight it? We all know
do you fancy a go?
His mate's dad was friends with Reggie Kray

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 11 Oct 2013 - 15:12

I really don't know what to say
I'm trying hard not to rhyme this with "gay"
Why fight it? We all know
do you fancy a go?
I'm not being part of your Groundhog Day

by **seanmichaels** Fri 11 Oct 2013 - 15:15

There was a young man called Wingrove

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 11 Oct 2013 - 15:16

There was a young man called Wingrove
Who roughly shagged Michael Gove

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 11 Oct 2013 - 15:17

There was a young man called Wingrove
Who roughly shagged Michael Gove
'Twas quite the education

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 11 Oct 2013 - 15:18

There was a young man called Wingrove
Who roughly shagged Michael Gove
'Twas quite the education
But required meditation

by **Galted** Fri 11 Oct 2013 - 15:20

There was a young man called Wingrove
Who roughly shagged Michael Gove
'Twas quite the education
But required meditation
now he refuses to recognise mauve

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 11 Oct 2013 - 15:23

It rhymes but it has no real meaning

by **Galted** Fri 11 Oct 2013 - 15:25

It rhymes but it has no real meaning
swan harpoon marmot careening

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 11 Oct 2013 - 15:26

It rhymes but it has no real meaning
swan harpoon marmot careening
Now you're being silly

by **Union Cane** Fri 11 Oct 2013 - 15:28

It rhymes but it has no real meaning
swan harpoon marmot careening
Now you're being silly
I've an urge to shout "WILLY!"

by **seanmichaels** Fri 11 Oct 2013 - 15:30

It rhymes but it has no real meaning
swan harpoon marmot careening
Now you're being silly
I've an urge to shout "WILLY!"
The polishing has left it sheening

by **seanmichaels** Fri 11 Oct 2013 - 15:31

The arse crack of big John McCririck

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 11 Oct 2013 - 15:33

The arse crack of big John McCririck
Would hold the entire Chronicles of Riddick

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 11 Oct 2013 - 15:34

The arse crack of big John McCririck
Would hold the entire Chronicles of Riddick
His wife is called Boobie

by **seanmichaels** Fri 11 Oct 2013 - 15:35

The arse crack of big John McCririck
Would hold the entire Chronicles of Riddick
His wife is called Boobie
chafed nipples like ruby

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 11 Oct 2013 - 15:38

The arse crack of big John McCririck
Would hold the entire Chronicles of Riddick
His wife is called Boobie
chafed nipples like ruby
Is this rhyme a victory that's pyrrhic?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 11 Oct 2013 - 15:39

Michaels won't understand that word

by **seanmichaels** Fri 11 Oct 2013 - 15:40

I think Lord Haig would understand such a term.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 11 Oct 2013 - 16:45

I think Lord Haig would understand such a term.
Haig - he's no more than a pachyderm

by **Pal Joey** Mon 14 Oct 2013 - 12:12

I think Lord Haig would understand such a term.
Haig - he's no more than a pachyderm
The hide of the man!

by **Union Cane** Mon 14 Oct 2013 - 12:55

I think Lord Haig would understand such a term.
Haig - he's no more than a pachyderm
The hide of the man!
Made an excellent flan

by **Pal Joey** Mon 14 Oct 2013 - 12:57

I think Lord Haig would understand such a term.
Haig - he's no more than a pachyderm
The hide of the man!
Made an excellent flan
With a generous icing of sperm

by **Union Cane** Mon 14 Oct 2013 - 13:00

Surely Pyrrhic has a capital P?

by **Pal Joey** Mon 14 Oct 2013 - 13:04

Surely Pyrrhic has a capital P?
True, but over time it's been eroded to 'p'

by **Union Cane** Mon 14 Oct 2013 - 13:09

Surely Pyrrhic has a capital P?
True, but over time it's been eroded to 'p'
That makes me so angry

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 14 Oct 2013 - 13:19

Surely Pyrrhic has a capital P?
True, but over time it's been eroded to 'p'
That makes me so angry
As you exercise pedantry

by **Union Cane** Mon 14 Oct 2013 - 13:25

Surely Pyrrhic has a capital P?
True, but over time it's been eroded to 'p'
That makes me so angry
As you exercise pedantry
It's not pedantic to be right though, you agree?

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 14 Oct 2013 - 13:47

It's dependent entirely on circumstances

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 14 Oct 2013 - 14:21

It's dependent entirely on circumstances
And the motion of Latin American dances

by **seanmichaels** Mon 14 Oct 2013 - 14:24

It's dependent entirely on circumstances
And the motion of Latin American dances
Whether gay straight bi or bender.

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 14 Oct 2013 - 14:39

It's dependent entirely on circumstances
And the motion of Latin American dances
Whether gay straight bi or bender.
Long, black and slender?

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 14 Oct 2013 - 15:36

It's dependent entirely on circumstances
And the motion of Latin American dances
Whether gay straight bi or bender.
Long, black and slender?
And with your hand down your underpantses

by Mind the windows Tino. Mon 14 Oct 2013 - 15:40

My back has gone into spasm

by **Pal Joey** Mon 14 Oct 2013 - 18:36

My back has gone into spasm
as I dropped my keys down a chasm

by **Kenny** Mon 14 Oct 2013 - 22:41

My back has gone into spasm
as I dropped my keys down a chasm
It has locked into place

by Mind the windows Tino. Tue 15 Oct 2013 - 8:20

My back has gone into spasm
as I dropped my keys down a chasm
It has locked into place
As I pulled my sex face

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 15 Oct 2013 - 8:23

My back has gone into spasm
as I dropped my keys down a chasm
It has locked into place
As I pulled my sex face
My keys? Turns out my wife 'as 'em

by **Pal Joey** Tue 15 Oct 2013 - 8:34

It's not like you to be forgetful

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 15 Oct 2013 - 8:37

It's not like you to be forgetful
Yes I know, it made me quite fretful

by **Pal Joey** Tue 15 Oct 2013 - 8:41

It's not like you to be forgetful
Yes I know, it made me quite fretful
Have you taken your pills?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 15 Oct 2013 - 8:43

It's not like you to be forgetful
Yes I know, it made me quite fretful
Have you taken your pills?
Yes I'm stuffed to the gills

by **Pal Joey** Tue 15 Oct 2013 - 8:58

It's not like you to be forgetful
Yes I know, it made me quite fretful
Have you taken your pills?
Yes I'm stuffed to the gills
Take it easy - if method of ingestion says "Rectal".

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