The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Sat 13 Jul 2013, 12:16 am

First topic message reminder :

First topic message reminder :

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

Here was the last one...

The 80's TV was the sh!t
It was Hit after Hit
Keep out of the black
or say it with me .......CrackerJack !
You've missed out on the speed boat you twit!

by two_tone Tue 23 Jul 2013, 5:33 pm

I once went to bed with a sheep
Which I counted to try to get to sleep
But I'm allergic to wool
And never attended a school

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 23 Jul 2013, 5:46 pm

I once went to bed with a sheep
Which I counted to try to get to sleep
But I'm allergic to wool
And never attended a school
So instead I shagged Little Bo Peep

by **Galted** Tue 23 Jul 2013, 6:47 pm

by **Kenny** Tue 23 Jul 2013, 10:51 pm

With a jug of Scrumpy i fell off a wall

by Guest Tue 23 Jul 2013, 10:52 pm

With a jug of Scrumpy i fell off a wall
Like Humpty and had a big fall

by **Kenny** Tue 23 Jul 2013, 10:57 pm

With a jug of Scrumpy i fell off a wall
Like Humpty and had a big fall
then the coppers said blow in this tube

by **Galted** Wed 24 Jul 2013, 7:18 am

With a jug of Scrumpy i fell off a wall
Like Humpty and had a big fall
then the coppers said blow in this tube
it was pink in a big nest of pubes

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:04 am

With a jug of Scrumpy i fell off a wall
Like Humpty and had a big fall
then the coppers said blow in this tube
it was pink in a big nest of pubes
That were plucked from a secret policeman's ball

by **Galted** Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:10 am

by **Galted** Wed 24 Jul 2013, 9:11 am

I'm a student of the writings of Marx

by **Kenny** Wed 24 Jul 2013, 10:24 am

I'm a student of the writings of Marx
While sitting naked in open air parks

by **Enforcer** Wed 24 Jul 2013, 1:03 pm

I'm a student of the writings of Marx
While sitting naked in open air parks
You can catch a chill

by **Galted** Wed 24 Jul 2013, 1:34 pm

I'm a student of the writings of Marx
While sitting naked in open air parks
You can catch a chill
or a night bus to Lille

by **Kenny** Wed 24 Jul 2013, 2:12 pm

I'm a student of the writings of Marx
While sitting naked in open air parks
You can catch a chill
or a night bus to Lille
So rub your bodies together to make sparks

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:22 pm

I remember way back, when Kenny was King

by MIG Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:27 pm

I remember way back, when Kenny was King
When he walked the streets all covered in bling

by **Galted** Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:29 pm

I remember way back, when Kenny was King
When he walked the streets all covered in bling
with his crown back to front

by MIG Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:33 pm

I remember way back, when Kenny was King
When he walked the streets all covered in bling
with his crown back to front
which made him look like a bit of a cu.....

by **Galted** Thu 25 Jul 2013, 12:51 pm

I remember way back, when Kenny was King
When he walked the streets all covered in bling
with his crown back to front
which made him look like a bit of a cu.....
but not near as bad as Bono or Sting

by **Kenny** Thu 25 Jul 2013, 11:35 pm

by Guest Fri 26 Jul 2013, 8:02 pm

You can laugh, you can clap, can you fly?

by **Kenny** Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:46 pm

You can laugh, you can clap, can you fly?
if your on a drug fueled high

by Guest Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:51 pm

You can laugh, you can clap, can you fly?
if your on a drug fueled high
Will the clouds break your fall?

by **Kenny** Fri 26 Jul 2013, 10:52 pm

You can laugh, you can clap, can you fly?
if your on a drug fueled high
Will the clouds break your fall?
are you big ? are you small ?

by Guest Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:16 pm

You can laugh, you can clap, can you fly?
if your on a drug fueled high
Will the clouds break your fall?
are you big ? are you small ?
Have you ever had Poomtang pie?

by **Kenny** Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:17 pm

It's wet , It's sticky , It's sweet

by Guest Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:18 pm

It's wet , It's sticky , It's sweet
In the summer it smells worse than feet

by **Kenny** Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:20 pm

It's wet , It's sticky , It's sweet
In the summer it smells worse than feet
When it's hot you can itch

by Guest Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:21 pm

It's wet , It's sticky , It's sweet
In the summer it smells worse than feet
When it's hot you can itch
So you batter that bitch

by **Kenny** Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:27 pm

It's wet , It's sticky , It's sweet
In the summer it smells worse than feet
When it's hot you can itch
So you batter that bitch
with the thick end of your well hardened meat

by Guest Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:35 pm

We sound like a couple of thugs

by **Kenny** Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:45 pm

We sound like a couple of thugs
Well we're definately not a couple of mugs

by Guest Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:49 pm

We sound like a couple of thugs
Well we're definately not a couple of mugs
Though we do like our tea

by **Kenny** Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:54 pm

We sound like a couple of thugs
Well we're definately not a couple of mugs
Though we do like our tea
and the occasional coffee

by Guest Fri 26 Jul 2013, 11:56 pm

We sound like a couple of thugs
Well we're definately not a couple of mugs
Though we do like our tea
and the occasional coffee
Plus we're riddled with sexual bugs!

by **Kenny** Sat 27 Jul 2013, 12:01 am

I find it helps scrubbing with industrial bleach

by Guest Sat 27 Jul 2013, 12:02 am

I find it helps scrubbing with industrial bleach
Or the inside of a rotten peach

by **Kenny** Sat 27 Jul 2013, 12:03 am

I find it helps scrubbing with industrial bleach
Or the inside of a rotten peach
you then use the stone

by Guest Sat 27 Jul 2013, 12:26 am

I find it helps scrubbing with industrial bleach
Or the inside of a rotten peach
you then use the stone
But don't rub that bone

by **Kenny** Sat 27 Jul 2013, 10:49 am

I find it helps scrubbing with industrial bleach
Or the inside of a rotten peach
you then use the stone
But don't rub that bone
or you'll end up looking like Stacy Keach

by Guest Sat 27 Jul 2013, 6:05 pm

The pen be so mighty it kills

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 27 Jul 2013, 7:16 pm

The pen be so mighty it kills
Like Crockett in white espadrilles

by Guest Sat 27 Jul 2013, 7:21 pm

The pen be so mighty it kills
Like Crockett in white espadrilles
I'll google that now!

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 27 Jul 2013, 7:27 pm

The pen be so mighty it kills
Like Crockett in white espadrilles
I'll google that now!
Along with Papa Oom Mow Mow

by Guest Sat 27 Jul 2013, 7:32 pm

The pen be so mighty it kills
Like Crockett in white espadrilles
I'll google that now!
Along with Papa Oom Mow Mow
You're so cultured it's giving me thrills!

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 27 Jul 2013, 8:00 pm

It looks like the rain has arrived

by Guest Sat 27 Jul 2013, 8:02 pm

It looks like the rain has arrived
Mother Nature, I'll make her my bride

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 27 Jul 2013, 8:25 pm

It looks like the rain has arrived
Mother Nature, I'll make her my bride
She'll bear me a child

by Guest Sat 27 Jul 2013, 8:31 pm

It looks like the rain has arrived
Mother Nature, I'll make her my bride
She'll bear me a child
With a thunderous smile

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat 27 Jul 2013, 8:56 pm

It looks like the rain has arrived
Mother Nature, I'll make her my bride
She'll bear me a child
With a thunderous smile
Is it me, or is this rhyming contrived?

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