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Post by Portnoy's Complaint Thu Apr 25, 2013 6:38 pm

No wonder he's had a poor season.

On a binge, he caught the bus OK.

I bet it was a number 7.

What a pillock

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Post by gregortree Thu Apr 25, 2013 7:09 pm

What was Tuilagi thinking, running like that through a crowded city centre ?
Anyway, best wishes to Danny for a speedy recovery.

Danny Cipriani in hospital after being hit by a bus in Leeds
Sale Sharks fly-half Danny Cipriani has spent the night in hospital after being hit by a bus in Leeds.
The 25-year-old is understood to have suffered concussion and was kept in hospital overnight where he has undergone X-rays.

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Post by Portnoy's Complaint Thu Apr 25, 2013 7:16 pm

I sense a transport-theme developing.

Trains and boats and planes and other vehicles not vouchsafed for the Queen's highway...

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Post by bsando Thu Apr 25, 2013 7:45 pm

Who knows, perhaps his time in hospital will be just the ticket

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Post by Portnoy's Complaint Thu Apr 25, 2013 7:50 pm

bsando wrote:Who knows, perhaps his time in hospital will be just the ticket

Moderato in omnibus bsando. Poor old Dan has been screened after feeling tyred and locomotional.

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Post by LondonTiger Thu Apr 25, 2013 7:53 pm

Not the first time Cipriani has had a run in with a coach.

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Post by gregortree Thu Apr 25, 2013 7:56 pm

I originally thought Josh Lewsey had knocked some sense into him.

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Post by gregortree Thu Apr 25, 2013 8:02 pm

Maybe he charged down by the bus ?
Did someone stamp his ticket ?
Poor way of conducting yourself.
Next stop 'Leeds Hospital' request stop only.
Nurse Kelly will be attending to your needs.

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Post by Allty Thu Apr 25, 2013 8:07 pm

Its sad to see that a number of players clearly have a serious Drink problem

Maybe because of the games drink culture rugby does not have safety nets in place for these guys

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Post by gregortree Thu Apr 25, 2013 8:09 pm

Sale fans are claiming the bus was a bit 'early'.

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Post by Scrumpy Thu Apr 25, 2013 8:23 pm

Maybe someone said he can't tackle, so Cips thought I'll show them! Whistle

On a serious note I hope his alright.
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Post by bluestonevedder Thu Apr 25, 2013 8:26 pm

I'm hearing rumours he was in a bar fight? Can anyone confirm this?

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Post by Manky-Flanker Thu Apr 25, 2013 8:37 pm

Wonder if the bus will get cited. No arms.

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Post by gregortree Thu Apr 25, 2013 8:48 pm

Manky-Flanker wrote:Wonder if the bus will get cited. No arms.

And it was said to be a bit 'early' too, although that is hard to believe.
Danny has been charged down before by the Irish.

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Post by Scrumpy Thu Apr 25, 2013 8:55 pm

Some witnesses reported seeing a Golf buggy driven by an Ape in the area. Run
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Post by munkian Thu Apr 25, 2013 8:57 pm

Powell has tweeted - 'Whats Cip's fave choc bar ?'

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Post by SecretFly Thu Apr 25, 2013 9:18 pm

Professional sport taking itself seriously again. A 'Marathon Drinking Session' as a professional season is still ongoing. Now that's fitness attention to detail with an ...intoxicated leer!

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Post by GLove39 Thu Apr 25, 2013 9:20 pm

munkian wrote:Powell has tweeted - 'Whats Cip's fave choc bar ?'

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A double decker?

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Post by gregortree Thu Apr 25, 2013 9:21 pm

that made me Laugh

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Post by westisbest Thu Apr 25, 2013 9:26 pm

He'll have kelly brook to look after him when he comes out of hospital.

Not all bad.

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Post by gregortree Thu Apr 25, 2013 9:29 pm

The wrong bus caught him.

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Post by Scrumpy Thu Apr 25, 2013 10:05 pm

I thought Kely was going out with Thom Evans?
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Post by Mickado Thu Apr 25, 2013 10:22 pm

Jesus the fella gets knocked over by a bus and he's got a drinking problem.

I'm all for poking fun at players who put themselves out there as a celebrity but I don't think it's cool to have a laugh at the expense of someone who's been in a traffic accident.

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Post by Portnoy's Complaint Thu Apr 25, 2013 10:36 pm

Ah shure Mickado 'tis ownly a concushern. Nuttin to get cunsernd abowt.

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Post by HongKongCherry Thu Apr 25, 2013 10:37 pm

VictorU3 wrote:I thought Kely was going out with Thom Evans?

Has your subscription to Hello run out? Wink
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Post by Taffineastbourne Thu Apr 25, 2013 10:39 pm

Mickado wrote:Jesus the fella gets knocked over by a bus and he's got a drinking problem.

I'm all for poking fun at players who put themselves out there as a celebrity but I don't think it's cool to have a laugh at the expense of someone who's been in a traffic accident.
It is when the bus was stationary!

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Post by Scrumpy Thu Apr 25, 2013 11:14 pm

Accident implies no one was at fault when clearly someone was.
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Post by damage_13 Thu Apr 25, 2013 11:52 pm

Danny's penchant for only tackling big slow moving objects is his downfall.

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Post by nathan Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:40 am

Taffineastbourne wrote:
Mickado wrote:Jesus the fella gets knocked over by a bus and he's got a drinking problem.

I'm all for poking fun at players who put themselves out there as a celebrity but I don't think it's cool to have a laugh at the expense of someone who's been in a traffic accident.
It is when the bus was stationary!

It was stationary though!

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Post by thebluesmancometh Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:46 am

The bus has just been suspended, apparently after the contact the bus was deemed late... drumroll

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Post by Portnoy's Complaint Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:47 am

nathan wrote:
Taffineastbourne wrote:
Mickado wrote:Jesus the fella gets knocked over by a bus and he's got a drinking problem.

I'm all for poking fun at players who put themselves out there as a celebrity but I don't think it's cool to have a laugh at the expense of someone who's been in a traffic accident.
It is when the bus was stationary!

It was stationary though!

I'm sure that R5 was reporting this morning that Cips had 'misjudged' the bus's speed. Erm
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Post by gregortree Fri Apr 26, 2013 12:50 am

thebluesmancometh wrote:The bus has just been suspended, apparently after the contact the bus was deemed late... drumroll


Not as late as your post Blue. This has alraedy been done.
Sale fans already reported the bus was 'early' - and it was off the ball too.

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Post by thebluesmancometh Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:21 am

gregortree wrote:
thebluesmancometh wrote:The bus has just been suspended, apparently after the contact the bus was deemed late... drumroll


Not as late as your post Blue. This has alraedy been done.
Sale fans already reported the bus was 'early' - and it was off the ball too.

Teaches me for not paying attention to the thread...

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Post by gregortree Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:25 am

Blueman, no prob, but I may need to cite you for careless play Laugh

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Post by damage_13 Fri Apr 26, 2013 7:17 pm

good post on a another comment thread-

The traditional "Otley Run" used to start in Leeds and end in Otley. The reason was that the pubs in Leeds closed at 11pm and the pubs in Otley had a special licence to open very early in the morning for the sheep and cattle market. You could get peed on the Otley Road then sober up a little before enjoying a great hand pulled pint of real ale and a hearty breakfast in the market square. Bus or train back to Leeds for the 11 am opening time.

the prat was already going in the wrong direction.

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