For Fun: Real Life Fantasy booking

Ok so here it goes, The company who i currently work for are annoying me (I'm a uni grad with 2:1 and paying me 15k a year and half the time i'm bored...). so I've applied for a job with a direct competitor, more money, more staff(bigger stable) and have an interview in the pipeline. Nobody in the company including my boss has a clue that I am doing this so my question is how would you book my shocking heel turnheel turn It may involve violence.

First you need to team up with the nicest member of staff on a joint project and then take all the credit, when the nice guy asks why you did hit him with a steel chair and stunner your boss on the way out.

If we're talking about real life heel turns, I hear Mr H has a great story

I'm liking that idea viper, although i was thinking tombstone on top of his desk

You better set it on fire first...

Then rip his shirt off, pull out some spray paint cans and spell out the initials of ur new company along his body.

Gather everyone for a meeting, then sign your new contract in the middle of it, grab a couple of beers and then get on your desk and down them like SCSA. Continue posing until you get escorted of the premises.

James that would be hilarious viewing seeing as the boardrooms are surrounded by see through glass

xviperx wrote:First you need to team up with the nicest member of staff on a joint project and then take all the credit, when the nice guy asks why you did hit him with a steel chair and stunner your boss on the way out.

Beautiful

Oh and you have to do this all at 3:16 for obvious reasons.

If the boss pleads with you to stay, invite him to join the Kiss My Ass Club, if for some reason he agrees, let it happen, then hit him with the Stunner

Heel turn all in order, got a new job and notice being handed in Monday, I'm thinking about ripping off my shirt to reveal a tshirt showing the name of the other company, then scream " WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER, WHEN *company name* RUNS WILD ON YOU BROTHER"

harryspiv wrote:Heel turn all in order, got a new job and notice being handed in Monday, I'm thinking about ripping off my shirt to reveal a tshirt showing the name of the other company, then scream " WHATCHA GONNA DO BROTHER, WHEN *company name* RUNS WILD ON YOU BROTHER"

Do it, Do it, I double dare you.

I was in a lottery syndicate at work for a few years but came out of it a couple of years ago. Anyway I decided to do the numbers myself and one week when I walked in they were boasting about getting 4 numbers up but their mood soon dampened when I told them I did too and had been copying their numbers for weeks!

DTA boys, DTA.

@Blade. I think I'd end up in the papers (the sun at least) if I did do it. Can you imagine the reference I'd get?

@FreekShow. Nice turn there, would be made even funnier if it was the jackpot and they had to share it with you...of course with them having to share it amongst themselves and you getting a nice few million to yourself

My mum yesterday looked at me while I was getting ready for a night out and told me I was such a babyface... So I picked her up and body slammed her onto the sofa...AM I BABYFACE NOW BITCH!?

I've got into this habit when I'm out with mates to respond to any jokes against me by delivering a chop and busting out the 'wwwoooooooooooo' before stylin' and profilin' my way to the bar.

Needless to say, it's not well received.

Dr Gregory House MD wrote:If we're talking about real life heel turns, I hear Mr H has a great story

Yes. Yes i have.

Do share...

I’m not sure how long this will last until the mods get hold of it but here goes. I’ll try and censor it….

Lads holiday, years and years ago. Met some chick, totally off my nut, went back to her apartment and got my freak on. Had a little nibble on the old beef curtains amongst proceedings. Anyhow, after the main event she crashed out, I went to the bathroom and to my horror I looked like Hannibal Lecter. Blood all around my mouth. Fuming. Heel turn. I was dying for a poo so in anger left a gift in her bidet. Got my clothes on and spotted 20 euros on the side. That went in my back pocket and I left the premises.

I can still taste it now.

But what was the dilemna? I would have thought what you described was a normal Saturday night in grimsby.

Hell that sounds tame for a night out in Mansfield

Dont talk to me about dilemmas, i got banned on the old 606 for sharing my last dilemma.

Mr H wrote:I’m not sure how long this will last until the mods get hold of it but here goes. I’ll try and censor it….

Lads holiday, years and years ago. Met some chick, totally off my nut, went back to her apartment and got my freak on. Had a little nibble on the old beef curtains amongst proceedings. Anyhow, after the main event she crashed out, I went to the bathroom and to my horror I looked like Hannibal Lecter. Blood all around my mouth. Fuming. Heel turn. I was dying for a poo so in anger left a gift in her bidet. Got my clothes on and spotted 20 euros on the side. That went in my back pocket and I left the premises.

I can still taste it now.

I have a similar story but I never considered it a heel turn!

I got stranded in Newport after I fell out with a mate at a gig and he decided to leave without me, luckily I started speaking to this girl who's Dad lived around the corner from TJ's and luckily he wasn't in for the night so she took me back to hers. One thing lead to another and I ended up taking it to another level (getting freaky with her), we finished and I went in to the loo to find blood half way up stomach, I couldn't find a towel so I ended up using her dress to clean myself up before realising that I was in need of a train back to get back to college in time. I "borrowed" £20 off the side and left, it turns out that she was never really at her Dad's and that dress was the only clothing she had with her at the time...she wasn't too happy that it now looked like a piece of art by Tracey Emin.

The reason I got stranded in the first place was the fact I got with a girl my mate liked in his Mum's bed at a party he was having...unintentional heel turn?

I was at a mates family party once, all quite civilised and I left at a respectable hour with others. Rang a mate the next day to see what time he left, turns out he didn’t leave, he sh@gged his mates mum when everyone went to bed!! Haha. Still to this day don’t know who knows about it, I dare not bring it up!

Are you sure she was wearing a dress? If you pulled her in TJs I would have thought black denim would have been closer to the truth!

Many a good night in TJs!

Do sheep wear dresses?

Nice bunch of lads aren't you lol

What is wrong with all you immoral young men?

I feel like I need to up my game

I just want to know what mr h's dilemma was.

haha I have too many stories like this, the way I justify it is that the £20 covered my train fair home and compensation for being mentally scarred.

This one time I was talking to two girls at once and invited the one to stay over at the weekend and the other the night after, I had it planned to perfection but then girl one got really clingy and didn't want to leave by the time I got her out the door and in to her car girl two was pulling on to my street, their cars passed each other at the end of the street and luckily girl two believed that girl one was my sister

I swear I'm not as bad now, I was just enjoying being 23 (I'm 24 now haha)

Mr H wrote:Dont talk to me about dilemmas, i got banned on the old 606 for sharing my last dilemma.

Mr H you've been granted immunity from being banned for revealing your story
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probably

I've been struggling to think of a heel turn of my own but instead have come to the realisation that i'm a full time one, and can only recount brief stints as a babyface. My returns to the darkside were never even interesting though. Dang.

Well apart from one time that a girl who had been keen on me, but had since got a boyfriend, allowed me to convince her to leave the guy suggesting we'd give it a shot.

I changed my mind, but forgot to tell her.

Definitely caused a bit of drama and entertainment for the fans.

The dilemma was actually wrestling related but it evolved into something far bigger and a lot of wumming on other boards on the old 606. Some on here may remember the ‘Naughty 9’ who got banned and the resulting Nags Head threads. That all came about because of the dilemma. Bakayoko, Scott’s mum, smokewheel pizza, to the rooftops. It all came about because of the dilemma. The boom created from that thread is legendary, I was a mods worst nightmare. I’m well behaved now though because Hero said he’d unleash AntLord on me if I carried on.

I remember doing a CM Punk-esque pipebomb thread on here about the admin, anyone got a link?

Looseheaded wrote:I've been struggling to think of a heel turn of my own but instead have come to the realisation that i'm a full time one, and can only recount brief stints as a babyface. My returns to the darkside were never even interesting though. Dang.

Well apart from one time that a girl who had been keen on me, but had since got a boyfriend, allowed me to convince her to leave the guy suggesting we'd give it a shot.

I changed my mind, but forgot to tell her.

Definitely caused a bit of drama and entertainment for the fans.

That’s not a heel turn. That’s just c*ntish. You should be ashamed.

Mr H wrote:

Looseheaded wrote:I've been struggling to think of a heel turn of my own but instead have come to the realisation that i'm a full time one, and can only recount brief stints as a babyface. My returns to the darkside were never even interesting though. Dang.

Well apart from one time that a girl who had been keen on me, but had since got a boyfriend, allowed me to convince her to leave the guy suggesting we'd give it a shot.

I changed my mind, but forgot to tell her.

Definitely caused a bit of drama and entertainment for the fans.

That’s not a heel turn. That’s just c*ntish. You should be ashamed.

You're one to talk H, did you not get a thread similar to this shut down becuase your story was so bad?

Trying to think of some of mine... will have to get back on that one.

A friend of mine was working at an IT firm and his colleague and him decided to set up their own one. After stealing all the clients and best staff announced it during a team meeting to the boss, with that they and all the staff walked out to celebrate in the pub leaving the boss and his business screwed. Not sure if thats a heel turn or just scheming

Mr H wrote:

Looseheaded wrote:I've been struggling to think of a heel turn of my own but instead have come to the realisation that i'm a full time one, and can only recount brief stints as a babyface. My returns to the darkside were never even interesting though. Dang.

Well apart from one time that a girl who had been keen on me, but had since got a boyfriend, allowed me to convince her to leave the guy suggesting we'd give it a shot.

I changed my mind, but forgot to tell her.

Definitely caused a bit of drama and entertainment for the fans.

That’s not a heel turn. That’s just c*ntish. You should be ashamed.

In my defence I couldn't remember because I was drunk when this all happened and had no idea this had gone down until she told me.

Trust me I'm far from proud of it.

Also a mate of mine had a similar incident with a lady at a party where he ended up looking like a vampire, his reaction was to come running back in the party with blood all over his face screaming.
Some people charged immediatley upstairs thinking she had tw*ted him lol

Why have so many of you been going around rainbow kissing?

what munching skittles?

Dr Gregory House MD wrote:

Mr H wrote:

Looseheaded wrote:I've been struggling to think of a heel turn of my own but instead have come to the realisation that i'm a full time one, and can only recount brief stints as a babyface. My returns to the darkside were never even interesting though. Dang.

Well apart from one time that a girl who had been keen on me, but had since got a boyfriend, allowed me to convince her to leave the guy suggesting we'd give it a shot.

I changed my mind, but forgot to tell her.

Definitely caused a bit of drama and entertainment for the fans.

That’s not a heel turn. That’s just c*ntish. You should be ashamed.

You're one to talk H, did you not get a thread similar to this shut down becuase your story was so bad?

I don’t know what you’re talking about G, must have been someone else

Stop painting me in a bad light! Can I say for the record – I’ve never punched a horse in the face.

how about a cow?

I once punched someone who had a horse-face

MetalMotty wrote:how about a cow?

Yeah i punched your mum in the face.

Dr Gregory House MD wrote:I once punched someone who had a horse-face

i was once punched by someone who had a whores-face

Mr H wrote:

MetalMotty wrote:how about a cow?

Yeah i punched your mum in the face.

Mrs Motty is a saint!!!

Mr H wrote:

MetalMotty wrote:how about a cow?

Yeah i punched your mum in the face.

only cause she laughted at ya little pee wee :P
i only asked it cause it seems a thing alot of people i know have done. usually when peed and gone cow tipping

You know I’m only messing Motty. Glad someone on here can take a joke!

So just to confirm, you punched a cow in the face? Do explain….

yeah of course, lol
i didnt pounch a cow but my mate did, we all decided to go out cow tipping ( i saw we there was about 13 or so of us) my mate was struggling to push over the cow and decided to punch it in the face needless to say the cow no selled the punch and my mate ended up with a swollen hand

Why the hell would you want to punch a cow in the face. Your friend is a dick.