The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu 20 Dec 2012 - 11:30

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun 17 Mar 2013 - 20:20

It's slippy, it's slimey, it's partially rhyme-y

by **Galted** Wed 20 Mar 2013 - 7:31

It's slippy, it's slimey, it's partially rhyme-y
it makes you go "cor!" and makes you go "blimey!"

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 20 Mar 2013 - 14:24

It's slippy, it's slimey, it's partially rhyme-y
it makes you go "cor!" and makes you go "blimey!"
It's a cheeky old chappie

by **Galted** Wed 20 Mar 2013 - 14:57

It's slippy, it's slimey, it's partially rhyme-y
it makes you go "cor!" and makes you go "blimey!"
It's a cheeky old chappie
it's a wet adult nappie

by Guest Wed 20 Mar 2013 - 16:40

It's slippy, it's slimey, it's partially rhyme-y
it makes you go "cor!" and makes you go "blimey!"
It's a cheeky old chappie
it's a wet adult nappie
It's a murdering mod and it's name is Crimey

by **Galted** Wed 20 Mar 2013 - 16:51

touche

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 20 Mar 2013 - 17:22

by Guest Wed 20 Mar 2013 - 21:33

I'm leaving this joint with the swag

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 20 Mar 2013 - 22:03

I'm leaving this joint with the swag
With jewelery and cash in a bag

by Guest Wed 20 Mar 2013 - 22:32

I'm leaving this joint with the swag
With jewelery and cash in a bag
Then off to the port

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 20 Mar 2013 - 22:38

I'm leaving this joint with the swag
With jewelery and cash in a bag
Then off to the port
To make sure I'm not caught

by Guest Wed 20 Mar 2013 - 22:46

I'm leaving this joint with the swag
With jewelery and cash in a bag
Then off to the port
To make sure I'm not caught
And I'm not even telling my slag!

by **Kenny** Sat 23 Mar 2013 - 12:01

by **Kenny** Sat 23 Mar 2013 - 12:02

I was alone and spanking the monkey

by **Galted** Sat 23 Mar 2013 - 15:21

I was alone and spanking the monkey
cos I'm a massive pornography junkie

by Guest Sat 23 Mar 2013 - 15:31

I was alone and spanking the monkey
cos I'm a massive pornography junkie
My hard drive is packed

by **Galted** Sun 24 Mar 2013 - 12:04

I was alone and spanking the monkey
cos I'm a massive pornography junkie
My hard drive is packed
with milfs in the act

by **Pal Joey** Mon 25 Mar 2013 - 1:35

I was alone and spanking the monkey
cos I'm a massive pornography junkie
My hard drive is packed
with milfs in the act
of teaching their kids to ride donkeys

by **Galted** Mon 25 Mar 2013 - 10:52

by **Pal Joey** Mon 25 Mar 2013 - 11:06

He chuckled to himself by the Fun Pier

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 25 Mar 2013 - 20:38

He chuckled to himself by the Fun Pier
By the rides and the games that none fear

by **Pal Joey** Tue 26 Mar 2013 - 3:18

He chuckled to himself by the Fun Pier
By the rides and the games that none fear
But when a seagull approached

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 26 Mar 2013 - 11:19

He chuckled to himself by the Fun Pier
By the rides and the games that none fear
But when a seagull approached
And a splatter encroached

by **Pal Joey** Tue 26 Mar 2013 - 11:23

He chuckled to himself by the Fun Pier
By the rides and the games that none fear
But when a seagull approached
And a splatter encroached
It nearly shattered his middle ear

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Mar 2013 - 11:24

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Mar 2013 - 11:25

Just keep to the pavement at night

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 26 Mar 2013 - 11:41

Just keep to the pavement at night
If you stagger 'round drunk you just might

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Mar 2013 - 11:47

Just keep to the pavement at night
If you stagger 'round drunk you just might
stumble and fall in a ditch

by **Pal Joey** Tue 26 Mar 2013 - 11:51

Just keep to the pavement at night
If you stagger 'round drunk you just might
stumble and fall in a ditch
onto a puss covered witch

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Mar 2013 - 11:56

Just keep to the pavement at night
If you stagger 'round drunk you just might
stumble and fall in a ditch
onto a puss covered witch
which is sure to give you a fright

by **Pal Joey** Tue 26 Mar 2013 - 12:00

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Mar 2013 - 12:07

There once was a girl with a spot

by Guest Tue 26 Mar 2013 - 17:44

There once was a girl with a spot
That exploded and killed Pixie Lott

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Mar 2013 - 22:33

There once was a girl with a spot
That exploded and killed Pixie Lott
she drowned in a face full of puss

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue 26 Mar 2013 - 22:35

There once was a girl with a spot
That exploded and killed Pixie Lott
she drowned in a face full of puss
From a zit that was enormous

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Mar 2013 - 22:39

There once was a girl with a spot
That exploded and killed Pixie Lott
she drowned in a face full of puss
From a zit that was enormous
But never mind her songs are easily forgot

by Guest Tue 26 Mar 2013 - 22:41

There's a room in my inn for you all

by **Kenny** Tue 26 Mar 2013 - 22:43

There's a room in my inn for you all
whether your fat ,skinny or tall

by **Pal Joey** Wed 27 Mar 2013 - 6:17

There's a room in my inn for you all
whether your fat ,skinny or tall
So leave your clothes at the door

by **Galted** Wed 27 Mar 2013 - 12:45

There's a room in my inn for you all
whether your fat, skinny or tall
So leave your clothes at the door
squeeze your b0ll0cks and roar

by **Kenny** Wed 27 Mar 2013 - 14:12

There's a room in my inn for you all
whether your fat, skinny or tall
So leave your clothes at the door
squeeze your b0ll0cks and roar
And form a que in the hall

by sparxz Wed 27 Mar 2013 - 19:18

I'm back and I wanted to say

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 27 Mar 2013 - 19:24

I'm back and I wanted to say
It turns out all along I was gay

by **Pal Joey** Wed 27 Mar 2013 - 22:35

I'm back and I wanted to say
It turns out all along I was gay
My new partner sells art

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed 27 Mar 2013 - 22:55

I'm back and I wanted to say
It turns out all along I was gay
My new partner sells art
And when his buttcheeks part

by **Pal Joey** Thu 28 Mar 2013 - 1:12

I'm back and I wanted to say
It turns out all along I was gay
My new partner sells art
And when his buttcheeks part
That's when we start to make hay

by **Kenny** Thu 28 Mar 2013 - 11:06

by **Kenny** Thu 28 Mar 2013 - 11:06

Always say please and thank you

by Guest Thu 28 Mar 2013 - 16:40

Always say please and thank you
If you dont I will find you and spank you

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 28 Mar 2013 - 20:42

Always say please and thank you
If you dont I will find you and spank you
Mind your P's and Q's

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