The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu Dec 20, 2012 11:30 am

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The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

Post by Kenny on Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:32 pm
First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Pal Joey** Fri Mar 08, 2013 10:56 pm

The nipple tattoo is quite dope
I've got one on my ar$e of the pope
He's got that faint smile
That spells out pedophile
Like my matching soap on a rope

by **Kenny** Sat Mar 09, 2013 9:21 am

by **Kenny** Sat Mar 09, 2013 9:22 am

They should all be stoned in the streets

by **Galted** Sat Mar 09, 2013 11:41 am

They should all be stoned in the streets
while they're to lure kiddies with sweets

by **Pal Joey** Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:14 pm

They should all be stoned in the streets
while they're to lure kiddies with sweets
be sure to bring your pitchforks

by **Galted** Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:24 pm

They should all be stoned in the streets
while they're trying to lure kiddies with sweets
be sure to bring your pitchforks
and trained attack goshawks

by **Pal Joey** Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:33 pm

They should all be stoned in the streets
while they're trying to lure kiddies with sweets
be sure to bring your pitchforks
and trained attack goshawks
on loan from Penelope Keith

by Guest Sat Mar 09, 2013 1:23 pm

Is it Mothers Day soon? It must be

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:28 pm

Is it Mothers Day soon? It must be
She's not worth it mate, trust me

by Guest Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:44 pm

Is it Mothers Day soon? It must be
She's not worth it mate, trust me
I'll not buy that card!

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:48 pm

Is it Mothers Day soon? It must be
She's not worth it mate, trust me
I'll not buy that card!
And ignore her - it's not hard

by Guest Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:50 pm

Is it Mothers Day soon? It must be
She's not worth it mate, trust me
I'll not buy that card!
And ignore her - it's not hard
I'll jab that b!tch with HIV

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:58 pm

Well, let's not get carried away

by Guest Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:59 pm

Well, let's not get carried away
That'll make it her last Mothers Day

by **Galted** Sun Mar 10, 2013 2:08 pm

Well, let's not get carried away
That'll make it her last Mothers Day
let's get rat-ar$ed instead

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Mar 10, 2013 2:41 pm

Well, let's not get carried away
That'll make it her last Mothers Day
let's get rat-ar$ed instead
Then give your mum head

by **Galted** Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:33 pm

Well, let's not get carried away
That'll make it her last Mothers Day
let's get rat-ar$ed instead
Then give your mum head
to show her you're clearly not gay

by Guest Sun Mar 10, 2013 3:56 pm

by **Galted** Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:31 pm

the last one would make a good card

by Guest Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:36 pm

the last one would make a good card
Oh the last one made Freeky go hard!

by **Pal Joey** Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:09 am

the last one would make a good card
Oh the last one made Freeky go hard!
but he's still soft in the centre

by **Galted** Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:05 am

the last one would make a good card
Oh the last one made Freeky go hard!
but he's still soft in the centre
like a kid in a blender

by **Pal Joey** Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:28 am

the last one would make a good card
Oh the last one made Freeky go hard!
but he's still soft in the centre
like a kid in a blender
who was mistaken for a lump of lard

by Guest Tue Mar 12, 2013 4:37 pm

Thats pretty much close to the BONE!

by **Galted** Tue Mar 12, 2013 5:03 pm

Thats pretty much close to the BONE!
like my right hand when I'm on my own

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Mar 13, 2013 1:42 pm

Thats pretty much close to the BONE!
like my right hand when I'm on my own
I don't grip too tight

by **Galted** Wed Mar 13, 2013 2:52 pm

Thats pretty much close to the BONE!
like my right hand when I'm on my own
I don't grip too tight
else my bell-end goes white

by Guest Wed Mar 13, 2013 4:43 pm

Thats pretty much close to the BONE!
like my right hand when I'm on my own
I don't grip too tight
else my bell-end goes white
And my liquid ends up in Cologne

by **Galted** Wed Mar 13, 2013 4:49 pm

by **Galted** Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:52 am

There once was a man who loved trucking

by **Pal Joey** Thu Mar 14, 2013 10:40 am

There once was a man who loved trucking
Along with some good feather plucking

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:01 am

There once was a man who loved trucking
Along with some good feather plucking
He liked a good punt

by **Galted** Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:04 am

There once was a man who loved trucking
Along with some good feather plucking
He liked a good punt
and a mid-morning shunt

by **Pal Joey** Thu Mar 14, 2013 11:32 am

There once was a man who loved trucking
Along with some good feather plucking
He liked a good punt
and a mid-morning shunt
and a bit of old swinging arm ducking

by Guest Fri Mar 15, 2013 8:57 pm

I wandered alone in the dark

by **Galted** Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:34 pm

I wandered alone in the dark
eating Kentuck Fried Lark

by Guest Fri Mar 15, 2013 9:44 pm

I wandered alone in the dark
eating Kentuck Fried Lark
Damn it was good

by **Pal Joey** Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:48 am

I wandered alone in the dark
eating Kentuck Fried Lark
Damn it was good
Spread out on my hood

by **Galted** Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:20 am

I wandered alone in the dark
eating Kentuck Fried Lark
Damn it was good
Spread out on my hood
sprinkled with essence of shark

by Guest Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:25 am

I'm so angry I've just snapped a pen

by **Pal Joey** Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:39 am

I'm so angry I've just snapped a pen
and spilt boiling hot tea on a wren

by Guest Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:43 am

I'm so angry I've just snapped a pen
and spilt boiling hot tea on a wren
I've dismantled the wife

by **Pal Joey** Sat Mar 16, 2013 11:48 am

I'm so angry I've just snapped a pen
and spilt boiling hot tea on a wren
I've dismantled the wife
but the worst of my strife

by Guest Sat Mar 16, 2013 12:00 pm

I'm so angry I've just snapped a pen
and spilt boiling hot tea on a wren
I've dismantled the wife
but the worst of my strife
Was butt humping a Barbie and Ken

by **Galted** Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:08 pm

I think the Daily Mail should be called

by Guest Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:12 pm

I think the Daily Mail should be called
The pessimist post for the fooled

by **Galted** Sat Mar 16, 2013 4:10 pm

I think the Daily Mail should be called
The pessimist post for the fooled
and-humour repressed

by Guest Sat Mar 16, 2013 4:12 pm

I think the Daily Mail should be called
The pessimist post for the fooled
and-humour repressed
Leaving their readers stressed

by **Galted** Sat Mar 16, 2013 4:15 pm

I think the Daily Mail should be called
The pessimist post for the fooled
and-humour repressed
Leaving their readers stressed
& permanently f******g appalled

by Guest Sat Mar 16, 2013 4:17 pm

World Class.

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