mr H leaves 606v2

First topic message reminder :

Just so you all know, i'll be leaving my job soon so wont be on here anymore, but before i go i have alot of things i want to get off my chest.

This article isnt called 'Ask Gaffer', its called Ask The Tart. But let me just say that i dont hate you gaffer, i dont even dislike you, infact i do like you probably more than most people on here. But what i do hate is the idea that you're the best on this board, because you're not. I'm the best, i'm the most knowledgeable poster. But there is one thing you are better at than i am, and thats kissing Hero's a*ss.

You're as good as kissing Hero's a*ss as crips is, i dont know if you're as good as Hobo though, he's a pretty good a*ss kisser. Always was and still is.

I've been the best on this board since day one when i signed up on 606 and i've never been liked since that day because i'm my own guy, and do you know who else is their own guy? King Beer, and he split just like i'm splitting. But the biggest difference between my and KB is that i'm leaving as the best.

I've grabbed so many of the so called 'best posters' imaginary brass strings and its finally dawned on me that they're just that - imaginary. The only thing thats real around here is me and the fact that day in and day out i prove to everyone on here that i'm the best for knowledge, best for humour, and best for imagination. Nobody can touch me. Yet no matter how many times i prove it i never get the recognition i deserve. I never win these stupid votes and polls, nobody ever talks about me like they do others, but the fact of the matter is i should be the main man. It isnt sour grapes, but the fact that gaffer is regarded as one of the best on this board makes me sick.

I'm leaving 606v2 as the best with my reputation intact, and who knows maybe i'll go and sign up with not606.com, or maybe i'll go back to the niceboard.

The reason im leaving is you people, after i'm gone you're still going to spend all you're time on this board. I'm just a spoke on the wheel and when i'm gone the wheel is going to keep turning and i understand that. The likes of Hero and fernando are still going to revel in their power, they are good but they should be great but do you know why they are not great? Because they surround themselves with nonsensical, douchebag yes men like Holymiky and AberdeenSteve who tell them everything they want to hear, and i'd like to think that when Hero and fernando move on the board will get better but the fact is its going to be taken over by they're idiotic friend Hobo and that doofus geordie YI Man and the rest of the stupid admin team.

(I'll wait to be suspended)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbOXYHtgbd8

Tooze walks over to the podium where the computer stands and begins to read off the piece of paper that is placed where the keyboard is

And I quote

"MR H,I have no choice but to put you in a match against hero at the next 6CWF PPV for the Undisputed title,That is if hero is not destroyed this sunday at Chaos,If you Win you will be the undisputed champion but if you lose you will have to join heros little club or be fired on the spot.
But right now you will face crips and gaffer in a two on one handicap match to earn the right to be called the best wrestling poster on this board
Ring the bell"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYRE4OkQGgw&feature=related

Two on one handicap match? You got it. Crips and gaffer wont be able to coexist, their over inflated ego's will see them at loggerheads and i will be there to take advantage. Once i take care of these two idiotic douchebag wannabes, i will go into the lions den at 6WF to make my debut and show Hero that i am someone to be taken seriously. He 'demands' my respect, well this is his opportunity to earn it, but believe me when i say - when its all said and done, only one man will be getting his hand raised, and it aint gonna be Hero. When you are lying on your back looking at the arena roof, listening to the crowd booing as i am declared the victor, only then you will realise that Mr H is the real freakin deal, nobody can touch me - nobody.

I've been on holiday for a week (paid for by Hero I might add) so havent seen the Punk promo so dont know what to make of this!

Cant even respond in a intelligent manner - no change there then. I am fed my lines through an earpiece anyway.

Maybe I will cut a TUW promo on you in a completely random manner anyway.

Mr H, I'm printing off this page and going to find you in an airport at 5am and ask you to sign it. Is that okay?

Miz NG wrote:Mr H, I'm printing off this page and going to find you in an airport at 5am and ask you to sign it. Is that okay?

No, its not ok. Firstly i wont be signing anything with Hero's name on it, or Gaffer or Crips for that matter, and secondly you wont find me at an airport at 5am because incase you didnt hear me i said i'm quitting, you stupid dumb*** ****!

Mr H wrote:Just to clarify - This was all a work. I wont be leaving 606v2.

Crips, Gaffer, Brady, UpsideDownFace. Join my 606v2 Nexus group in our crusade against Admin.

Gaffer, you can be Otunga, one day you might have as much charisma as him.

I'm in

Mr H wrote:

Miz NG wrote:Mr H, I'm printing off this page and going to find you in an airport at 5am and ask you to sign it. Is that okay?

No, its not ok. Firstly i wont be signing anything with Hero's name on it, or Gaffer or Crips for that matter, and secondly you wont find me at an airport at 5am because incase you didnt hear me i said i'm quitting, you stupid dumba*ss slut!

I bought your WWE Action figure, I bought your T-Shirts, heck I even downloaded your entrance music as my mobile ringtone, you even ignore me on Twitter and you won't sign the piece of paper at 5am in the morning? You are so bl**dy selfish!

Miz NG wrote:

Mr H wrote:

Miz NG wrote:Mr H, I'm printing off this page and going to find you in an airport at 5am and ask you to sign it. Is that okay?

No, its not ok. Firstly i wont be signing anything with Hero's name on it, or Gaffer or Crips for that matter, and secondly you wont find me at an airport at 5am because incase you didnt hear me i said i'm quitting, you stupid dumba*ss slut!

I bought your WWE Action figure, I bought your T-Shirts, heck I even downloaded your entrance music as my mobile ringtone, you even ignore me on Twitter and you won't sign the piece of paper at 5am in the morning? You are so bl**dy selfish!

Selfish? I'm selfish? You fans are delusional. Guys like Hero are selfish, he constantly promotes himself and his cronies and leaves the real talent to fend for themselves, thats selfish my girl. But if it means that much to you, bring the god damn piece of paper to Chicago on July 17 and i'll sign it. It will be the most valuable possession you will own, even more valuable than your house, but thats not hard because cardboard boxes dont exactly cost much.

Mr H wrote:

Miz NG wrote:

Mr H wrote:

Miz NG wrote:Mr H, I'm printing off this page and going to find you in an airport at 5am and ask you to sign it. Is that okay?

No, its not ok. Firstly i wont be signing anything with Hero's name on it, or Gaffer or Crips for that matter, and secondly you wont find me at an airport at 5am because incase you didnt hear me i said i'm quitting, you stupid dumba*ss slut!

I bought your WWE Action figure, I bought your T-Shirts, heck I even downloaded your entrance music as my mobile ringtone, you even ignore me on Twitter and you won't sign the piece of paper at 5am in the morning? You are so bl**dy selfish!

Selfish? I'm selfish? You fans are delusional. Guys like Hero are selfish, he constantly promotes himself and his cronies and leaves the real talent to fend for themselves, thats selfish my girl. But if it means that much to you, bring the god damn piece of paper to Chicago on July 17 and i'll sign it. It will be the most valuable possession you will own, even more valuable than your house, but thats not hard because cardboard boxes dont exactly cost much.

I can't believe this! I gave up smoking and drinking to lead a straight edged lifestyle. I even shaved my head because I believed in you and what you stood for. I'll get your autograph and then you can shove it somewhere when the sun clearly never shines, I'm cheering for Hero.

You shaved your head? Why would you do that? You'll look even more like a lesbian now. I'm a one man band sister, i dont need you or your support, i dont care if you cheer for Hero, you'll be just like all the other clueless brown noses who pander to those in power.

PANDER? I PANDERED TO YOU you ungrateful so-and-so! You were my idol, you led a movement in SES I believe in and aspire to. You still have the straight edged lifestyle I relish, and this is how you treat those who respect you? I really hope when you get an attitude adjustment, you learn from it.

Mr H --> <-- MizNG

Mr H taking it to the man are we?

Cracking article by the way, reminds me of the old days on here. When KB, Y2, Scott were around in the great forgotten days of the nags head.

Clarke James wrote:Mr H --> <-- MizNG

She wishes. She'd be sh*tting walnut whip for a week.

Mr H wrote:

Clarke James wrote:Mr H --> <-- MizNG

She wishes. She'd be sh*tting walnut whip for a week.

Dream on! Unlike you Mr H, I have standards.

Miz NG wrote:Dream on! Unlike you Mr H, I have standards.

So are you saying i dont have standards? You dont think much of yourself then do you!

In the age where there are some BORING posts......you make things interesting again

Easily the best post on here..........Mr H i did'nt know who your were before that post....i do now!

Mr H wrote:

Miz NG wrote:Dream on! Unlike you Mr H, I have standards.

So are you saying i dont have standards? You dont think much of yourself then do you!

Of course you don't, you disregard fans like me as if we are nothing. Without us, you would have been nothing.

Mr H wrote:Just to clarify - This was all a work. I wont be leaving 606v2.

Crips, Gaffer, Brady, UpsideDownFace. Join my 606v2 Nexus group in our crusade against Admin.

Gaffer, you can be Otunga, one day you might have as much charisma as him.

I'm not going to lie, that hurt!

the-gaffer wrote:

Mr H wrote:Just to clarify - This was all a work. I wont be leaving 606v2.

Crips, Gaffer, Brady, UpsideDownFace. Join my 606v2 Nexus group in our crusade against Admin.

Gaffer, you can be Otunga, one day you might have as much charisma as him.

I'm not going to lie, that hurt!

Thought you might like that one!

I agree my veiws are great

Yeap, you're a valued member Doll Face

I love E-drama

I think someone else should have a go at 'shooting' on their 606 peers...

People shouldn't do it too often otherwise we will turn into TNA

Would have quite liked a mention in this!!!

Mr H wrote:You shaved your head? Why would you do that? You'll look even more like a lesbian now.

Sadly, that's would be quite spookily accurate!

Good article but lacked the impact of Mr H's Big Dilema

Spoiler:

Oh Zoot, the memories, that sure was a crazy day.

KB wumming the Rangers board was classic.

Imagine how much wumming he would have now. Rangers reform/liquidation/avoiding death would have been wum gold.

Yeah but not quite the same biters as the old days.

I know Mr H was just going through loads of those articles. I was such a rebel but alas I've aged baddly and seem very sober these days.

Yes i've matured alot too and dont wum anymore.

True mate, I think the last time I had any fun was when I shot down some guys DX beating Undertaker in a handicap match at Wrestlemania idea because it sucked.

There used to be alot of rebels on here, with a good mix of banter thrown in.

What happend to us all did we all just grow up, or get addicted to valium.

Such a shame isn't it how the dust has settled https://www.606v2.com/f14-nau9hty-nags-head