Heartwarming Story of the Day!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36966374

Read this you miserable c*nts and tell me the World isn't a brilliant place sometimes!

DAVE667 wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36966374

Read this you miserable c*nts and tell me the World isn't a brilliant place sometimes!

They could've done it without ropes and made it look real!

Coxy001 wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36966374

Read this you miserable c*nts and tell me the World isn't a brilliant place sometimes!

They could've done it without ropes and made it look real!

Then they would have fallen and died thus traumatizing those poor children for the rest of what remained of their lives. Coxy, you are precisely the sort of miserable c*nt I was referring to when I did this.

Unrealistic, as they are from different superhero universes, so therefore very unlikely to collaborate on any kind of cleaning project... Nice idea, but this lack of attention to detail spoils it for me.

Fantastic. Thanks for the link Dave.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/37079592

Also bloody loving this one!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-37086871

My personal fav of the day

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37098751

I hope someone smashes his bum in so hard you could fit the rest of the ISIS Community up there.

rick_dagless wrote:Unrealistic, as they are from different superhero universes, so therefore very unlikely to collaborate on any kind of cleaning project... Nice idea, but this lack of attention to detail spoils it for me.

True, but I doubt the kids cared one jot.

I think having Batman trying to punch Superman's face in with a Kryptonite ring might have been a tad too realistic for them.

DAVE667 wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/37079592

Also bloody loving this one!

Fancy upstaging his missus's medal ceremony, what a C**T

rick_dagless wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympics/37079592

Also bloody loving this one!

Fancy upstaging his missus's medal ceremony, what a C**T

She didn't win therefore it wasn't that important. If they're to be married she should have f*cking realized this

it was important to her you sexist pigdog, as a vegan feminist I take offence to this post.

rick_dagless wrote:it was important to her you sexist pigdog, as a vegan feminist I take offence to this post.

If you changed your diet you wouldn't have to clench your bum so hard. You'd be a much happier Nancy boy.

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:it was important to her you sexist pigdog, as a vegan feminist I take offence to this post.

If you changed your diet you wouldn't have to clench your bum so hard. You'd be a much happier Nancy boy.

To fried chicken and crisps?

rick_dagless wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:it was important to her you sexist pigdog, as a vegan feminist I take offence to this post.

If you changed your diet you wouldn't have to clench your bum so hard. You'd be a much happier Nancy boy.

To fried chicken and crisps?

Only works if you're black and wearing a hoodie

Fernando wrote:My personal fav of the day

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37098751

I hope someone smashes his bum in so hard you could fit the rest of the ISIS Community up there.

Absolutely mate......This cretin went on CNN for an interview and when they asked him to test the microphone by counting to ten he went......1 2 3 4 5 6 7/7 8 9/11 10......

Throw away the key..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-37243010

Nice!

As soon as I saw there was a new post in here I knew it was going to be this.

It is quite a nice once though to be fair.

Just waiting to see the one about the homeless guy who found true love after noshing off an apparently* unconscious man.

*he was still able to pull a fiver out of his wallet and say "Same time next week, Alan?" before dashing off as fast as his Hi-tecs would carry him

Peter North fan Dave667....Now providing links to "Wide receivers".....

Some things never change..

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:Peter North fan Dave667....Now providing links to "Wide receivers".....

Some things never change..

Namely you being near the front of the queue to access the link...

DAVE667 wrote:

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:Peter North fan Dave667....Now providing links to "Wide receivers".....

Some things never change..

Namely you being near the front of the queue to access the link...

Comfortable enough in myself to admit to being by-sexual......

I said by-by to being sexual years ago.....

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3769986/Cancer-girl-three-went-America-treatment-got-home-discover-neighbours-given-family-home-60-000-makeover.html

That'll teach you for putting a giant hole in your ear

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/03/04/stretched-earlobe-padlock-attack-fury/

Fernando wrote: That'll teach you for putting a giant hole in your ear

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/03/04/stretched-earlobe-padlock-attack-fury/

HAHAHAH

ShahenshahG wrote:

Fernando wrote: That'll teach you for putting a giant hole in your ear

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/03/04/stretched-earlobe-padlock-attack-fury/

HAHAHAH

He's a lying sack of sh!t. He probably did it himself, realised he looked a c*nt and decided to blame a random attacker. It falls into the same category as "I slipped whilst cleaning and this orange somehow found its way up my bum, nurse!"

Probably doesn't make it any less funny though Dave

Fernando wrote: That'll teach you for putting a giant hole in your ear

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/03/04/stretched-earlobe-padlock-attack-fury/

Brilliant!

Does the imminent demise of Keith Vaz fall into the category of "Heartwarming story"?

DAVE667 wrote:Does the imminent demise of Keith Vaz fall into the category of "Heartwarming story"?

Do you mean literally or just politically?

Feel tremendous sympathy with Vaz and his family.......If he wants to use prostitutes it isn't any of my business. is it really of the national interest ??.....

Going to be a tremendous upheaval in the Vaz private lives.....Relationships changed for ever with family and friends...

Wife and kids have to run the gauntlet too "Remember that Perv from parliament...That's his Wife/kid etc etc"

His job is in public life so he can't hide away...Days and weeks of hearing whispers as he is walking through lobbies......Cameramen waiting to snap him everywhere......Gutter morons printing stories from "Insiders" or a "Source"...

Wouldn't want any politician regardless of party to go through it......The whole episode is symptomatic of the times we live in....

He's been a fool.......But I'm not perfect either..

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:Feel tremendous sympathy with Vaz and his family.......If he wants to use prostitutes it isn't any of my business.  is it really of the national interest ??.....

Going to be a tremendous upheaval in the Vaz private lives.....Relationships changed for ever with family and friends...

Wife and kids have to run the gauntlet too "Remember that Perv from parliament...That's his Wife/kid etc etc"

His job is in public life so he can't hide away...Days and weeks of hearing whispers as he is walking through lobbies......Cameramen waiting to snap him everywhere......Gutter morons printing stories from "Insiders" or a "Source"...

Wouldn't want any politician regardless of party to go through it......The whole episode is symptomatic of the times we live in....

He's been a fool.......But I'm not perfect either..

I agree with some of this esp. re. his family, but it's not just this. He's a self-promoting, slightly sleazy politician who somehow managed to get away with a number of dodgy things before (see Rushdie, Filkin, Eggington, Auchi, Hinduja and expenses).
This is public because of Vaz's comments re. poppers and some of the stuff his ctte. deliberates on re. vice. Why he's fit as the Chair of the Home Office Select Ctte is anyone's guess.

"Self promoting and sleazy politicians..."

Whatever next ???...

"It's public because of his comments on poppers.....vice etc"....Really ??

It's public because he's been caught with rent boys....and that sells papers !!.....

Sadiq Khan telling jokes...

I went to visit St George’s, my local hospital, and I asked: “Who are the easiest people to operate on?”

One of the surgeons said: “It’s librarians, because when you cut them open all the bits are in alphabetical order.”

Another one of them goes: “No, you’re wrong. Actually, the easiest people to operate on are accountants because when you open them up, all their parts are numbered.”

But then the chief surgeon disagreed. She goes: “You’re both wrong. The easiest are politicians.”

So I said to her: “Politicians? Why’s that?”

And she said: “Well, last week I had Jeremy Hunt in here for surgery. When we sliced him open he was gutless, spineless and heartless.

“Also his head and his arse were interchangeable.”

Hahaha

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:"Self promoting and sleazy politicians..."

Whatever next ???...

"It's public because of his comments on poppers.....vice etc"....Really ??

It's public because he's been caught with rent boys....and that sells papers !!.....

That might be a part of it, of course it is, BUT Vaz Chaired a Ctte that pronounced on poppers and selling vice, amongst much else. Of course, there's no chance he has/had a conflict of interest and might have influenced outcomes to suit his own proclivities is there? No, of course not.

I'm not sure I agree with the WAY the media might expose someone like this, but to say it's purely scandal and of no relevance to anything important is a bit ridiculous. I'd be quite happy if he was presented with the 'evidence' and stepped aside, without the media scrum, but I'm afraid I don't trust the political bubble. In addition, if he was my local MP (or campaigning to be), I think I'd like to know of all his dodgy stuff. Wouldn't you? Even without this, I'd never vote for him in any case. Dodgy operator, but so typical of too many politicians.

Fernando wrote:Sadiq Khan telling jokes...

I went to visit St George’s, my local hospital, and I asked: “Who are the easiest people to operate on?”

One of the surgeons said: “It’s librarians, because when you cut them open all the bits are in alphabetical order.”

Another one of them goes: “No, you’re wrong. Actually, the easiest people to operate on are accountants because when you open them up, all their parts are numbered.”

But then the chief surgeon disagreed. She goes: “You’re both wrong. The easiest are politicians.”

So I said to her: “Politicians? Why’s that?”

And she said: “Well, last week I had Jeremy Hunt in here for surgery. When we sliced him open he was gutless, spineless and heartless.

“Also his head and his arse were interchangeable.”

Oh yeah. What a laugh riot .

At least this is heartwarming:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37284199

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/alan-barnes-defends-himself-after-8846811


No good deed goes unpunished

I thought he died in the first Deathly Hallows.

ShahenshahG wrote:http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/alan-barnes-defends-himself-after-8846811


No good deed goes unpunished

He plans to live off the money raised for him and says he will make a donation to charity when he dies from any leftover cash.

I can see him being kicked to death very shortly...probably by Katie Cutler.

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/alan-barnes-defends-himself-after-8846811


No good deed goes unpunished

He plans to live off the money raised for him and says he will make a donation to charity when he dies from any leftover cash.

I can see him being kicked to death very shortly...probably by Katie Cutler.

What an utter t**t!

She helped raise over £300k for him and he can't spare £7k to help her out?

Hope the tight-fisted bar steward gets burgled and has his house burned down.



Anyway, speaking of heart-warming stories...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37407907

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/triathlon/37402716

*cough* 
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1798746/angel-fundraiser-used-pr-firm-to-get-her-on-celeb-big-brother-not-for-disabled-mugging-victims-campaign/

Might want to read that DW  £10 seems adequate now.

Fernando wrote:*cough* 
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/1798746/angel-fundraiser-used-pr-firm-to-get-her-on-celeb-big-brother-not-for-disabled-mugging-victims-campaign/

Might want to read that DW  £10 seems adequate now.

Aww c'mon!

If you're going to believe what's written in the Sun over the Mirror, there really is no hope for you.

Are there any reliable sources? In any case, whether she just wanted to get famous or not, it seems she still played a significant part in the fundraising campaign.

Whether Claire Barber's claims about her income (what the hell is she doing to earn 5-10 grand a month?) are true is another matter. Is she just a "fame hungry internet troll" or a fraudster as well?

Was Mr Barnes aware of this? If so, fair enough, but if not, its still a derisory offer.

Id rather believe the lady that actually know's what's going on then a newspaper I think the question is why did she need a PR person in the 1st place She didn't yet chose to hire one.

The most heartwarming aspect of this is that Katie Cutler has not been described as an aspiring model and that "The S*um" haven't offered her £10k to get her kit off help her career.

Perhaps the least heartwarming aspect of this is that when the original story broke about how she's raised the money for Mr Barnes, I, albeit fleetingly, felt that the World wasn't such a f*cking dreadful place and that there were good people out there who wanted to help those less fortunate than themselves.

However, on reflection it seems to me we just live in a world where young females scour the internet looking for stories about muggers targeting the elderly/disabled so they can leap in like Wonder Woman, do something that, on the face of it, seems lovely but only so they can further their own careers as Lord only knows what.

B*stards!!!!!!

Well, even if she did it to further her own agenda, there is still one old geezer who did very well out of it...so its not all bad, is it?

He also gave her £150,000 from the money he received to give to her charity which was re-distributed to various causes. The used the rest to get his life together (ish)

She initially wanted to help, then decided she could use it to try and get famous, and it all went t1ts up, so no sympathy for her in the slightest.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3844658/Laid-rest-kind-hearted-strangers-Mystery-mourners-pay-tribute-decorated-WWII-Battle-El-Alamein-hero-97-died-home.html