The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Hugh Jackman is a sunglasses indoors wearing obnoxious cockwomble.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Hook Hand Hamza wrote:

Alistair wrote:

Hook Hand Hamza wrote:10 fish fingers 0/10

Wizards Sleeve?

I wish I was bumming tino?

Balls....



or lack thereof

Afternoon campers... I see nothing has changed here in my absence...

rick_dagless wrote:Afternoon campers...  I see nothing has changed here in my absence...

Shah is still talking about my testicles. A lot.

Other than that, very dull.

Fair enough, I see everyone has de-camped to the film thread.

Im still camped up.

Glad you're back...RICK and TINA

Hi, Dave Rick and Tina

Hey yoooou guuuysss

DAVE667 wrote:Glad you're back...RICK and TINA

We are in capitals. Like SLAYER.

We must be safe for another week, riCk.

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Glad you're back...RICK and TINA

We are in capitals.  Like SLAYER.

We must be safe for another week, riCk.

Glad to hear it mate, I am in both Keighley and Bradford over the weekend, dangerous proximity.

Adam D wrote:Screw you guys, I'm going home.

Another successful outing for the ghost busters

rick_dagless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Glad you're back...RICK and TINA

We are in capitals.  Like SLAYER.

We must be safe for another week, riCk.

Glad to hear it mate, I am in both Keighley and Bradford over the weekend, dangerous proximity.

You'll be safe Rick...from me at any rate.....nless you're a kitten then some c*nt will probably feel compelled to colour your fur in with a Sharpie. Also noticed in Bradders today that there's a "98p plus" shop. Bwaahahaha, we'll entice them in with the prospect of 2p change then WHAM!! most stuff is actually a quid or even a bit more

Cunning f*ckers....£2.34 I spent in there today

ShahenshahG wrote:

Adam D wrote:Screw you guys, I'm going home.

Another successful outing for the ghost busters

Should be on the Coen Brothers critique thread...The Man Who Wasn't there

I can't f*cking believe it. It's snowing.

ShahenshahG wrote:I can't f*cking believe it. It's snowing.

Sometimes it snows in April.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwodHugCf3s

Dave - Stevie G's idiot of the year award now belongs to this daft sod

RISE AND SHINE NOTCHES

Morning Rhombus Rick and Tessellated TLD

Sometimes the snow comes down in June
Sometimes the sun goes round the moon
I see the passion in your eyes
Sometimes it's all a big surprise

'Cause there was a time when all I did was wish
You'd tell me this was love
It's not the way I hoped or how I planned
But somehow it's enough

And now we're standing face-to-face
Isn't this world a crazy place?
Just when I thought our chance had passed
You go and save the best for last

All of the nights you came to me
When some silly girl had set you free
You wondered how you'd make it through
I wondered what was wrong with you

'Cause how could you give your love to someone else
And share your dreams with me
Sometimes the very thing you're looking for
Is the one thing you can't see

But now we're standing face-to-face
Isn't this world a crazy place?
Just when I thought our chance had passed
You go and save the best for last

la da da da - da da.-

Sometimes the very thing you're looking for
Is the one thing you can't see

Sometimes the snow comes down in June
Sometimes the sun goes round the moon
Just when I thought our chance had passed
You go and save the best for last

You went and saved the best for last

Insanely busy today, but feeling freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

How the devil are you all?

DAVE667 wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Glad you're back...RICK and TINA

We are in capitals.  Like SLAYER.

We must be safe for another week, riCk.

Glad to hear it mate, I am in both Keighley and Bradford over the weekend, dangerous proximity.

You'll be safe Rick...from me at any rate.....nless you're a kitten then some c*nt will probably feel compelled to colour your fur in with a Sharpie. Also noticed in Bradders today that there's a "98p plus" shop. Bwaahahaha, we'll entice them in with the prospect of 2p change then WHAM!! most stuff is actually a quid or even a bit more

Cunning f*ckers....£2.34 I spent in there today

Cutting edge of commerce is Bradders mate, cunning I tell you...

Morning Shah me old china plate, how goes it?

rick_dagless wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

rick_dagless wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Glad you're back...RICK and TINA

We are in capitals.  Like SLAYER.

We must be safe for another week, riCk.

Glad to hear it mate, I am in both Keighley and Bradford over the weekend, dangerous proximity.

You'll be safe Rick...from me at any rate.....nless you're a kitten then some c*nt will probably feel compelled to colour your fur in with a Sharpie. Also noticed in Bradders today that there's a "98p plus" shop. Bwaahahaha, we'll entice them in with the prospect of 2p change then WHAM!! most stuff is actually a quid or even a bit more

Cunning f*ckers....£2.34 I spent in there today

Cutting edge of commerce is Bradders mate, cunning I tell you...

Morning Shah me old china plate, how goes it?

All good today, only two hours break today and in till midnight. What a miserable existence, however, treating myself to a cheese flan  at 11 and if there's room maybe a shepherds pie to follow. Makes it all worthwhile. How are you?

Morning sons of notches.

Sean the porn michaels, welcome back to are new world order where you a no longer the least manliest man on the board. Is this a flying visit or are we to be graced with your presence on a regular basis?

Good morning.

About 80% of the Earth’s animals are insects.

Not bad here mate though chasing my tail somewhat from yesterdays waste of a day...

Morning sean, good to see you back mate.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

About 80% of the Earth’s animals are insects.

Another crap fact Tino, crank it up for fecks sake.

Morning.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

About 80% of the Earth’s animals are insects.

Another crap fact Tino, crank it up for fecks sake.

Morning.

That is in no way a crap fact.

Fleeting-ish. Work building up. Looking to make it through the summer.can't get out of bed this morning though....

Did I read correctly that windows said jungle book was a bit scary?

Northern softy

seanmichaels wrote:Did I read correctly that windows said jungle book was a bit scary?

For kids. I said "for kids".

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

About 80% of the Earth’s animals are insects.

Another crap fact Tino, crank it up for fecks sake.

Morning.

That is in no way a crap fact.

A foetus could come up with a better fact (In addition to being able to "straighten" you).

1. It's a statistic.
2. It's unsurprising.
3. No education value.
4. You phoned that one in.

seanmichaels wrote:Fleeting-ish. Work building up. Looking to make it through the summer.can't  get out of bed this morning though....

Sean can't get out of bed on the same day Rowley takes a day off...

Jeff's back would be far too hairy to eat chips off

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

About 80% of the Earth’s animals are insects.

Another crap fact Tino, crank it up for fecks sake.

Morning.

That is in no way a crap fact.

A foetus could come up with a better fact (In addition to being able to "straighten" you).

1. It's a statistic.
2. It's unsurprising.
3. No education value.
4. You phoned that one in.

One mans terrorist is another mans freedom fighter.

That's the only reason we let you hang around here.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

About 80% of the Earth’s animals are insects.

Another crap fact Tino, crank it up for fecks sake.

Morning.

That is in no way a crap fact.

A foetus could come up with a better fact (In addition to being able to "straighten" you).

1. It's a statistic.
2. It's unsurprising.
3. No education value.
4. You phoned that one in.

One mans terrorist is another mans freedom fighter foetus.

That's the only reason we let you hang around here.

Likewise.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

About 80% of the Earth’s animals are insects.

Another crap fact Tino, crank it up for fecks sake.

Morning.

That is in no way a crap fact.

A foetus could come up with a better fact (In addition to being able to "straighten" you).

1. It's a statistic.
2. It's unsurprising.
3. No education value.
4. You phoned that one in.

One mans terrorist is another mans freedom fighter.

That's the only reason we let you hang around here.

And the knocked down barrels of crude oil

https://youtu.be/Gp5IDrTqUBE

Morning notches.

That is Robin Friday. Brilliant player apparently

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

About 80% of the Earth’s animals are insects.

Another crap fact Tino, crank it up for fecks sake.

Morning.

That is in no way a crap fact.

Shah has been absolutely beastly to you recently Tina. If this continues I'm going to start making a few phone calls. Let's see how clever he is once four of his wives have been deported.

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

About 80% of the Earth’s animals are insects.

Another crap fact Tino, crank it up for fecks sake.

Morning.

That is in no way a crap fact.

Shah has been absolutely beastly to you recently Tina. If this continues I'm going to start making a few phone calls. Let's see how clever he is once four of his wives have been deported.

By the sounds of it mate, I think he would probably welcome the peace and quiet...

Dare say you're right Rick. Three is still plenty I'd imagine.

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

About 80% of the Earth’s animals are insects.

Another crap fact Tino, crank it up for fecks sake.

Morning.

That is in no way a crap fact.

Shah has been absolutely beastly to you recently Tina. If this continues I'm going to start making a few phone calls. Let's see how clever he is once four of his wives have been deported.

Thanks Jeff. He does like talking about my balls. An unhealthy obsession.

What are you getting TSMR for her birthday on Friday?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

About 80% of the Earth’s animals are insects.

Another crap fact Tino, crank it up for fecks sake.

Morning.

That is in no way a crap fact.

Shah has been absolutely beastly to you recently Tina. If this continues I'm going to start making a few phone calls. Let's see how clever he is once four of his wives have been deported.

Thanks Jeff.  He does like talking about my balls.  An unhealthy obsession.

What are you getting TSMR for her birthday on Friday?

A good old portion of Rowle's I was led to believe? This should be more than adequate for any birthday

Not sure Tina. Got her a handbag in Florida so technically I don't need to. Might still get her something though. There is a biography of John L Sullivan I am sure she would enjoy.

What have you got Mrs Windows.

Not sure, Jeff. I was hoping that taking her out to dinner would suffice but a few subtle hints have been dropped over the last couple of days that this doesn't constitute a present.

Might pop out to the Shell garage later and get her a best of the 80's CD.

Rowley wrote:Not sure Tina. Got her a handbag in Florida so technically I don't need to. Might still get her something though. There is a biography of John L Sullivan I am sure she would enjoy.

What have you got Mrs Windows.

A homemade executive desk toy...

Not sure the bio would please her, Rowley unless of course she'd take great delight in reading between the lines and surmising that he was a yellow bellied coward for refusing to fight the great Peter Jackson who would have DEFINITELY beaten him (don't know if that's ever been mentioned on here)

Think Tina's missed a trick by not making Mrs Windows a calendar with a daily insect base fact for her to enjoy

When was Peter Jackson in his prime?

I reckon it was just before Heavenly Creatures - around Braindead period for me.

Adam D wrote:When was Peter Jackson in his prime?

I reckon it was just before Heavenly Creatures - around Braindead period for me.

This is why no-one likes you, Adam.

Sorry, this is yet another reason why no-one likes you, Adam...or whoever you are.

DAVE667 wrote:

Adam D wrote:When was Peter Jackson in his prime?

I reckon it was just before Heavenly Creatures - around Braindead period for me.

This is why no-one likes you, Adam.

Sorry, this is yet another reason why no-one likes you, Adam...or whoever you are.

Two words, a few syllables - Moulin Rouge.