The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Rowley wrote:Why yes, Alistair, upon reflection I do believe i have been somewhat ignorant and uneducated in my stance on JFK and it is possible there was more than one shooter.

Thanks.

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Alistair wrote:

Adam D wrote:You are all outside my top 8 following this conversation. Except Jules. He is in permanent marker at the top.

You're generally only above Raf in most peoples rankings, Adam, so it might not affect people hearing that.

Excellent work, Alistair.

He is making a strong bid to move up the table, he has shown an interest in second world war literature and insulted Adam in the same day. Solid stuff.

Don't encourage him or else Tino will buy another phone

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Alistair wrote:

Adam D wrote:You are all outside my top 8 following this conversation. Except Jules. He is in permanent marker at the top.

You're generally only above Raf in most peoples rankings, Adam, so it might not affect people hearing that.

Excellent work, Alistair.

He is making a strong bid to move up the table, he has shown an interest in second world war literature and insulted Adam in the same day. Solid stuff.

Did I mention that i love The Smiths and can't stand The Streets?

rick_dagless wrote:

Tino wrote:Visitors think I have won a competition to work in the city for a day.

That would be an awful prize, like winning a raffle at Hi-Tec...

Morning Hibz... (I think he was feeling left out)

Thank you Rick I think perhaps I was. Good afternoon to you kind Sir.

Alistair wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Alistair wrote:

Adam D wrote:You are all outside my top 8 following this conversation. Except Jules. He is in permanent marker at the top.

You're generally only above Raf in most peoples rankings, Adam, so it might not affect people hearing that.

Excellent work, Alistair.

He is making a strong bid to move up the table, he has shown an interest in second world war literature and insulted Adam in the same day. Solid stuff.

Did I mention that i love The Smiths and can't stand The Streets?

Don't try to hard Ali, you don't want to come across as needy. Nobody finds that endearing.

Rowley wrote:

Alistair wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Alistair wrote:

Adam D wrote:You are all outside my top 8 following this conversation. Except Jules. He is in permanent marker at the top.

You're generally only above Raf in most peoples rankings, Adam, so it might not affect people hearing that.

Excellent work, Alistair.

He is making a strong bid to move up the table, he has shown an interest in second world war literature and insulted Adam in the same day. Solid stuff.

Did I mention that i love The Smiths and can't stand The Streets?

Don't try to hard Ali, you don't want to come across as needy. Nobody finds that endearing.

You caught him in the trap you caught adam and dolphin with. You really are a b*stard Rowley, to the n**bs at any rate.

Rowley wrote:

Alistair wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Alistair wrote:

Adam D wrote:You are all outside my top 8 following this conversation. Except Jules. He is in permanent marker at the top.

You're generally only above Raf in most peoples rankings, Adam, so it might not affect people hearing that.

Excellent work, Alistair.

He is making a strong bid to move up the table, he has shown an interest in second world war literature and insulted Adam in the same day. Solid stuff.

Did I mention that i love The Smiths and can't stand The Streets?

Don't try to hard Ali, you don't want to come across as needy. Nobody finds that endearing.

C*NT

ShahenshahG wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Alistair wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Alistair wrote:

Adam D wrote:You are all outside my top 8 following this conversation. Except Jules. He is in permanent marker at the top.

You're generally only above Raf in most peoples rankings, Adam, so it might not affect people hearing that.

Excellent work, Alistair.

He is making a strong bid to move up the table, he has shown an interest in second world war literature and insulted Adam in the same day. Solid stuff.

Did I mention that i love The Smiths and can't stand The Streets?

Don't try to hard Ali, you don't want to come across as needy. Nobody finds that endearing.

You caught him in the trap you caught adam and dolphin with. You really are a b*stard Rowley, to the n**bs at any rate.

I'm ok with it, i'm determined to get above sean.

Alistair wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Alistair wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Alistair wrote:

Adam D wrote:You are all outside my top 8 following this conversation. Except Jules. He is in permanent marker at the top.

You're generally only above Raf in most peoples rankings, Adam, so it might not affect people hearing that.

Excellent work, Alistair.

He is making a strong bid to move up the table, he has shown an interest in second world war literature and insulted Adam in the same day. Solid stuff.

Did I mention that i love The Smiths and can't stand The Streets?

Don't try to hard Ali, you don't want to come across as needy. Nobody finds that endearing.

You caught him in the trap you caught adam and dolphin with. You really are a b*stard Rowley, to the n**bs at any rate.

I'm ok with it, i'm determined to get above sean.

Show some ambition.

Alistair wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Alistair wrote:

Rowley wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Alistair wrote:

Adam D wrote:You are all outside my top 8 following this conversation. Except Jules. He is in permanent marker at the top.

You're generally only above Raf in most peoples rankings, Adam, so it might not affect people hearing that.

Excellent work, Alistair.

He is making a strong bid to move up the table, he has shown an interest in second world war literature and insulted Adam in the same day. Solid stuff.

Did I mention that i love The Smiths and can't stand The Streets?

Don't try to hard Ali, you don't want to come across as needy. Nobody finds that endearing.

You caught him in the trap you caught adam and dolphin with. You really are a b*stard Rowley, to the n**bs at any rate.

I'm ok with it, i'm determined to get above sean.

Just pull your w*lly out

Id rather Rowley liked Raf more than me than for any second have to pretend to like the Smiths.

And I would venture you ain't never did a listen to a Streets album. Original Pirate Material was a more standout and unique album than anything Morrissey his army of self harmers ever produced.

I have listened to Original Pirate Material, more than once as well. More than enough to come to the conclusion the streets are garbage.

You're on the list.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:You're on the list.

The Grandpa or the Fat free Lard?

A bloke that can't rap and can't sing doing some strange hybrid of both over hip hop lite backing tracks. Fail to see the attraction if I'm honest.

Alistair wrote:

Adam D wrote:You are all outside my top 8 following this conversation. Except Jules. He is in permanent marker at the top.

You're generally only above Raf in most peoples rankings, Adam, so it might not affect people hearing that.

It affected me. It's the only top 5 I've made!

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Alistair wrote:

Adam D wrote:You are all outside my top 8 following this conversation. Except Jules. He is in permanent marker at the top.

You're generally only above Raf in most peoples rankings, Adam, so it might not affect people hearing that.

It affected me. It's the only top 5 I've made!

You're in 2 of my top five lists, Julius.

You're 1 in my list of deities who probably do exist and just behind John Steinbeck in my top 20 wordsmiths, though when I narrow it down to delicious punnery you overtake him.

You're also top of a list I saw Galtova compiling but she wouldn't tell me what it was about.  When I tried to take it from her she swallowed it.

Galted wrote:

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Alistair wrote:

Adam D wrote:You are all outside my top 8 following this conversation. Except Jules. He is in permanent marker at the top.

You're generally only above Raf in most peoples rankings, Adam, so it might not affect people hearing that.

It affected me. It's the only top 5 I've made!

You're in 2 of my top five lists, Julius.

You're 1 in my list of deities who probably do exist and just behind John Steinbeck in my top 20 wordsmiths, though when I narrow it down to delicious punnery you overtake him.

You're also top of a list I saw Galtova compiling but she wouldn't tell me what it was about.  When I tried to take it from her she swallowed it.

Well he is one her marx

Fist bitches

Morning Shah mate, how you diddling?  I am just off a con call at this fricking time, may well be one of those days!

Weather shaping up though

Sicond

Yep lovely weather yesterday afternoon and a pleasant summer/autumn transition morning, bit nippy but rising sun reflecting off the red and gold in the trees. Picturesque.

Get the wife to cake over your face in foundation, loop a noose around your neck then turn on the TC. Then beg for help raspily and fall off the chair.

For audio conference calls put on r*** scenes in the background, excuse yourself at appropriate moments, scream you f*cking bitch and slap the wall a few times  

I've no idea if it will stop these calls but it's worth trying.

Worth a go I guess Shah, I will let you know the results later.

If I compare and contrast 1 & 2 and see which works best and then run inane workshops with worthless certificates entitled "how to maximise your time, and minimise irritation"

I will give you half if it comes off...

Wetwang, East Yorkshire
Cockermouth, Cumbria
Three Cocks, Powys
Muppet, Shetland Islands
Bell End, Northamptonshire
Sandy Balls, Hampshire
Slack Bottom, West Yorkshire
Butts View, Derbyshire
Cocking, Sussex
Bully Hole Bottom, Monmouthshire
Minge Lane, Worcestershire
Assington, Suffolk
Juggs Lane, West Sussex
Furry Way, Cornwall
Rings End, Cambridgeshire


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-york-north-yorkshire-34196691

Bell End and a Hampton - double whammy

rick_dagless wrote:Bell End and a Hampton - double whammy

Bully Hole Bottom, Monmouthshire - Otherwise known as Seans bedroom

l*l out loud...

Did you know that LOL were the first three letters ever to be sent over ARPANET (the prototype internet) due to a connection failure, they tried to type login, got to lo then connection dropped, and the next letter was l...

So LOL has been around since the literal start of the internet.

I went through a place called Slip End once. Driving to Woburn safari park.

Obviously not as funny as Minge Lane, Worcestershire, but thought I would share the information.

Or it might have been Whipsnade safari park. I can't remember.

It was definitely called Slip End though.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:I went through a place called Slip End once.  Driving to Woburn safari park.

Obviously not as funny as Minge Lane, Worcestershire, but thought I would share the information.

Junction 10. Miserable little place but behind it is a beautiful largely untraveled forest and the Luton Hoo Hotel. But i'm glad you brought that up because somewhere near slip end is a place called T'Rowley bottom.

and Whipsnade it was

ShahenshahG wrote:and Whipsnade it was

Thanks. Local knowledge, can't beat it.

I have also driven down Rowley (pronounced Rowley) Lane in Borehamwood.

Theres also Aston Clinton (that man is a machine) and Jockeys end

There is a Lower Peover in Cheshire

Middle Wallop

I've worked in a place called Pity Me

Which is near a village called No Place

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/destinations/europe/uk/11240843/Britains-silliest-place-names.html#?frame=3111558

I've driven past Pink Green.

Boing Boing, NT
Blighty, NSW
Burpengary, Qld
Burrumbuttock, NSW
Chinaman's Knob, SA
Chinkapook, Vic
Cockburn, WA
CockWash, SA
Come By Chance, NSW
Delicate Nobby, NSW
Disappointment Hill, WA
Innaloo, WA
Jimcumbilly, NSW
Koolyanobbing, WA
Mt Buggery, Vic
Nowhere Else, Tas... and SA
Poowong, Vic
The End of the World, Tas
Tittybong, Vic
Tom Ugly, NSW
Useless Loop, WA
Watanobbi, NSW
Wonglepong, Qld
Yorkey's Knob, Qld

Tittybong - otherwise known as Shah's harem...

rick_dagless wrote:Tittybong - otherwise known as Shah's harem...

...How did you know?

The Loaded Dog wrote:
Come By Chance, NSW

We've all been there.

Innaloo, WA

Seans Mind Palace

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

The Loaded Dog wrote:
Come By Chance, NSW

We've all been there.

Blink and you'll miss it. It's basically a couple of sheds by the roadside.

I forgot Bowelling, Clackline and Youanmi.

And Wangarratta. DK and Mrs K honeymooned there

Morning all.

Morning Jeff.

If you say so Jeff.

My mood would best be described as dark today. Might try and wind people up on the off topic section to see if that cheers me up.

Just go easy on my old mate Truss.

Rowley wrote:My mood would best be described as dark today. Might try and wind people up on the off topic section to see if that cheers me up.

I tried to goad Hammersmith on the film section but he blanked me.

Worried me to see Tina might have once been in Woburn at the same time as me. 

There was an alleyway in Lincoln called the Glory Hole. Seemed apt that it's the only place I've ever stumbled across people having sex in public. Sean with his erstwhile mistress Sarah Ferguson.