Dealing with heartbreak?

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Anyone who remembers my rants at the old Grinds my Gears threads will remember my annoyance at watching an old friend of mine getting married, and proceeding to have a baby, with that idiot barman she calls her husband... God I hate him.

Anyway, seeing as I'm not Doody, and therefore am not predisposed to picking up random people on the street and rimming them before I caught their names, I realise I need a more... efficient way of dealing with I'm beginning to suspect is not annoyance with a friend for marrying 6'6 turd, but rather the silhouette of what might possibly be heartbreak. I've pretty much exhausted my tried and tested methods (the gym, Alcohol, boat loads of Mary Jane, spending time with my actual girlfriend), but in the gym, I sometimes run into the god-turd, when I'm high I start blabbering about lost love to anyone in the vicinity, when drunk, I start playing and singing to Eric Clapton and Westlife, or stalking her Facebook account, and when I'm with my girl I mainly just complain about the god-turd. Seriously, I can't go on like this, it's affecting me, not all the time just weekends and when I see the turd. My mates haven't helped as they apparently knew all along that it was love on my side, and are spending more time than necessary emphasising my defeat. Guess I'll just forever remember the night we sorta had together, but didn't. Jeez, really thought she'd eventually realise the Poopie face was a waste of time, their umpteen break ups should have been a sign! Anyway I just needed a place to rant without being noticed, hiding behind a pseudonym which has no connection to me in the real world seemed safe enough.

I remember Dave once mumbling something about watching the woman he loves getting married to his mate, so I know y'all have experience in landing face first into the brown stuff.

seanmichaels wrote:Women are quite similar to cats. They like the affection for a while but then get bored and Smeg off to someone else. Unless that someone else doesn't feed them of course.

And they scratch your wrists when you drown them in a barrel.

quite so.

this thread has taken a rather homicidal tone since you popped in Galted, not that I have an issue with drowning cats, as useless a domestic animal as anything

It took a rather homicidal tone since the 667killer popped in. His Hannibal Lecter perspicacious professor routine doesn't fool me.

perspicacious? impressive, most impressive.

Thanks, michaels. It does slip into conversation from time to time but tends to get slurred, even when I'm sober.

I think you upset Tina the other day....

seanmichaels wrote:I think you upset Tina the other day....

When?

When he said I usurped you. You've hardly posted on the Culture thread since. There was a fascinating discussion about Tampons earlier.

seanmichaels wrote:When he said I usurped you. You've hardly posted on the Culture thread since. There was a fascinating discussion about Tampons earlier.

Galted is on record as saying he thought about me,

Galted wrote: in a massively gay way

You have got a long way to go, flower.

I did read the tampon discussion but seeing as I don't have any interesting tampon anecdotes, there seemed little point in contributing.

kingraf wrote:Thanks Trussy - I feel like the quality of advice on here has exponentially decreased... I should have locked the thread after Dave's first response

With an attitude like that, you could be one of the MODS on here!

I've offered repeatedly, Dave - alas its been on deaf ears.

kingraf wrote:I've offered repeatedly, Dave - alas its been on deaf ears.

Keep on at em, raf. I went from poster to Founder in the blink of an eye.

Cheers Tino, that's the sort of Cinderella story that keeps me motivated.

Toppy was a great mod....

He'd abuse and provoke you and then threaten to ban you If you didn't behave yourself..

Toppy knows how to get the most out of life.....Whether it be food,food,food or moderation..

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:If it's a problem confide in your current girlfriend..

Just tell her you can't stop feeling for another girl and want to punch out her fella because you want her and you're jealous..

Get a female take on this !!

R - i - i - g - h - t.... so you reckon that telling his current girlfriend that he really misses his previous girlfriend and is driven to distraction by jealousy for her new boyfriend, would be a good idea....?

I suppose getting a new ex-girlfriend would be one way to take his mind off the current ex-girlfriend, but methinks it's a tad drastic.

As I previously said, 4L - the quality of advice has swiftly degenerated... Says a lot that Truss advising me to commit relationship suicide is on the upper half of the advice log

I bet the abuse was alot more comforting than the soft nonsense you got at the beginning kingraf

It was, Galted's story really made me feel better about myself.