The Culture Cup round 6

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Galted wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:Decided to treat myself to a 3-piece variety meal but the Wrap-It-Up is between work & the KFC so you can probably imagine what happened.

Your Hi-Techs started to squeek?

Probably but I was too hungry to notice.  Almost broke into a run as I approached the Wrap-It-Up.

Have you ever been to Tamada by the way?  Georgian restaurant off Abbey Road.  Went there for my birthday and found no reason to complain.

I'm not really a London person. Occasionally Putney or Clapham to see mates or Lords for the cricket.

If Georgian food is anything like Estonian fayre I may give it a miss.

Why, will you have my f*cking eyes out?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Don't be vulgar.

This is not a Carry On film lads, we're better than that. Would hate to see the standards we all strive for on here dragged down so close to our second automatic lock on round 6.

No Julius, despite you be being forgetful and smelling of cabbage, I actually enjoy some of your 606v2 input as well.

Thank you - that's made my day. Especially the 'smelling of cabbage' compliment.

13 mins until cider o'clock......

seanmichaels wrote:13 mins until cider o'clock......

My watch must be knackered.....is it still only 9am?

Weekend on here today

Bit rubbish on here this weekend. Just seen Hans solo on breaking bad and am a bit perturbed. No mention on the internet or owt? Definitely him though. I'm pretty sure I'm not wrecked as well

Looks like the thread went a bit mental over the weekend, wish I'd known as it would have meant a lot to me to be involved.

Saw some Jack Wolfskin in Cambridge over the weekend. Old lady wearing a red coat, proudly displaying the words on the left of her collar. There was an embroidered paw print on t'other side. Do they all have that? She looked warm.

I bought some new shoes but didn't wear them in yesterday. My feet are killing me this morning.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Saw some Jack Wolfskin in Cambridge over the weekend.  Old lady wearing a red coat, proudly displaying the words on the left of her collar.  There was an embroidered paw print on t'other side.  Do they all have that?  She looked warm.

I bought some new shoes but didn't wear them in yesterday.  My feet are killing me this morning.

They do.  I wear the paw on my collar, proudly I might add.

Wish I could've have seen you with shoes on, watching a Man of the North trying to wear shoes must be similar to watching a dog or cat trying to walk with socks on their paws.

The paw print thing is a bit weird.

I usually just wear some rudimentary sandals fashioned out of goat skin that I have soaked in vinegar. Thought I have been down here long enough to start making an effort though.

I got told to chuck out 2 pairs at the weekend. Had to retrieve them from the bin.

normally when i throw out trainers/shoes, they are that old and worn as to be almost sentient.

They make their own way back from the bins half the time.

Turns out shoes have souls...

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:The paw print thing is a bit weird.

THe paw's ok, it's the writing bit I find annoying. Not nearly as bad as the jackets with Superdry emblazoned on them along with some Japanese lettering underneath, a bit invasive.

Sentient - Had to google it. Good word for a monday morning.

Every day is a school day sean.

I, for example, learnt today that my Barista can draw a man sausage on my coffee, not sure how to take that to be honest :s

seanmichaels wrote:Sentient - Had to google it. Good word for a monday morning.

Didn't notice it I got so excited talking about Jack Wolfskin.  It is a good word, I'll be using it in most sentences today.

I feel like I have acheived today now, feels all warm inside, it will seperate me from the cold dead eyes of the surrounding desks...

rick_dagless wrote:Every day is a school day sean.

I, for example, learnt today that my Barista can draw a man sausage on my coffee, not sure how to take that to be honest :s

I do that when I make the missus a coffee. Nothing beats a well positioned Johnson drawing. Managed a fairly detailed one on the niece's etch-a-sketch at the weekend.

seanmichaels wrote:Managed a fairly detailed one on the niece's etch-a-sketch at the weekend.

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Excellent work Sean, left for everybody to see i hope

I was never that good with an etch'a'sketch, i was fairly limited to a magnadoole

It is my new word of the week. Bit early really.

Was hoping to make it to Wednesday at least before my lack of a good vocabulary was shown up.

"Sapient" is another good one, was led to it by "sentient".

Að minnsta kosti get ég talað f*cking íslensku.

I always wanted Luggage made out of Sapient Pearwood

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Að minnsta kosti get ég talað f*cking íslensku

no idea what that means but it still makes more sense than the stuff going on in the boxing forum at the mo.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Að minnsta kosti get ég talað f*cking íslensku.

hlæja upphátt

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Að minnsta kosti get ég talað f*cking íslensku.

type it.....

it

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:it

The level of speed and wittiness was almost up to Julius standards.

Galted wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:it

The level of speed and wittiness was almost up to Julius standards.

Thanks pal. That is almost a compliment.

I'm guessing michaels's hands survived the dry cider and circular saw or is he getting someone to type for him?

If he managed to draw a c*ck on a small girls etch a sketch board I am guessing he is still in possession of both mitts.

it would have been more impressive if he had drawn said member with his mouth.

And possibly a bit weirder...

Maybe he was trying to draw something else with his stumps.

Maybe he used his feet like that artist whose work sells for thousands.

"C*ck on etch a sketch" by seanmichaels. Coming to the Tate Modern this spring.

Yes they survived. I opted for a self assembly kit in the end which didn't require any cutting. Looks lovely with the blue / black paint job. Birds are just sitting in the trees staring at it though.

seanmichaels wrote:Birds are just sitting in the trees staring at it though.

Ungrateful w*nkers.

seanmichaels wrote:Yes they survived. I opted for a self assembly kit in the end which didn't require any cutting. Looks lovely with the blue / black paint job. Birds are just sitting in the trees staring at it though.

We should all get ourselves a bow and arrows for the next garden birdwatch day.

the birds could be just admiring the handywork guys, lets not be quick to judge

rick_dagless wrote:the birds could be just admiring the handywork guys, lets not be quick to judge

Have you not seen the Hitchcock documentary, Rick? Birds are evil.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Have you not seen the Hitchcock documentary, Rick? Birds are evil.

may have to revisit Tino, as my hatred will be restoked, when the little flappy bar stewards, get me up at daft o clock in a couple of months.

Maybe birds aren't so bad at all when they provide entertainment like this...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25905108

And this...

and this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPqAvgN6Tyw

and this...



Apologies, dagless, if your link was for a bird eating a centipede  A centipede!  but I can't view Youtube at work.

F*ck you, Galted.

What an strange coincidence Galted...

if only that were true, Rats

It was a link to the popular 60's Rock/pop combo "The Byrds" covering the Bob Dylan Classic "Mr Tambourine Man"

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:F*ck you, Galted.

  

It is a still, so there's always the chance that the centipede had just leapt up into the egret's beak and was about to bite its eyes out.

Maybe thats how the centipede got to indonesia to bite that mans leg off Galted?