What is the Worst Movie that you have ever seen?

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for me Angus Thongs and Perfect Snogging - not my cup of tea at all.

Galted wrote:

STC wrote:Sorority Row (2009).

Appalling. Brainless. Crap. Diabolical. Embarrassing. Frightful. Ghastly. Horrendous. Insulting. Joke. Kack. Laughable. Mind-numbing. Nefarious. Offensive. Poppycock. Queeze-inducing(?), Ridiculous. Shocking. Twaddle. Unbelievable. Vapid. Worthless. Xylophone-smashing, Yawn. Zero out of Ten.  

Haven't seen it but guessing that your one-line review is far better than the film.

I'm usually quite picky with films and will only watch one's that I have looked up and have had good reviews or have been recommended to me, etc. I didn't intend on watching Sorority Row, but it had some fit young ladies in so it grabbed my attention. You know them nights when there's nothing on TV, and you've watched everyhting on your planner and you can't be arsed to put a DVD on, and you flip through the channels and decide to watch something? Well it was one of those. By the end of the film I was wishing for the serial killer to come out of the TV and put me out of my misery. The ending was so bad. I've never been so insulted. Well not since I tried chatting up the barmaid in the Dog and Rat last weekend.

Azzy Mahmood wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Deary me, insults? INSULTS? Behave yourself, this is gentle ribbing at worst. I have to ask though, with you having such a sensitive nature, do you honestly believe that you'd make it as Lord Sugar's partner, especially when armed with the knowledge that everyone is going to rip the piddle out of you for that edible foil idea?

Dress it up how you wish, an insult is an insult if taken that way by the recipient. And if you think my edible tin foil idea was a serious suggestion, then you need to fix your sarcasmometer, it is well and truly broken

And if you think I genuinely believed your idea and wasn't simply being disparaging for lack of anything better to do then you can have my sarcasmometer...although I've renamed it the "Sarcazzymeter" (I haven't, I'm being sarcastic)

I believed it.

I ate some tin foil last week.

W***ers.

STC wrote:I believed it.

I ate some tin foil last week.

W***ers.

What's wrong with waiters?

DAVE667 wrote:

STC wrote:I believed it.

I ate some tin foil last week.

W***ers.

What's wrong with waiters?

Waiter, waiter, there's some tinfoil in my soup.....

I'll get me coat.

I like that, the Sarcazzymeter

If you think I didn't realise that you were being sarcastic about my being sarcastic, then...

Bacon-flavoured edible tin foil would be a winner.

Not for me...I'm Jewish...well, Jew-ish!

That Bruce Willis film from a few years back, 'Surrogates.' Now that was truly horrific.

I love Sly, but 'Stop or my Mom will Shoot' was almost unforgivable.

Did anyone else think that 'Superbad' was howlingly UNfunny?

I loved superbad Chris. Am really getting concerned by your film taste chris. In boxing and music we appear to have a good deal of overlap but we are miles away on films. At least you did not put the godfather forward this time. Suspect I would have been enquiring how much onetwo charged for his services.

88Chris05 wrote:That Bruce Willis film from a few years back, 'Surrogates.' Now that was truly horrific.

I love Sly, but 'Stop or my Mom will Shoot' was almost unforgivable.

Did anyone else think that 'Superbad' was howlingly UNfunny?

I agree, I thought it was based on Michael Marshall Smith's sci-fi (ish) novel "Spares" It wasn't but it was carp

Maybe I need to rewatch it or something, Rowley. Rented it about five years back and for whatever reason I just remember not being at all fussed about it.

The Godfather is a good film - I just don't think it's a great one, although I know even that stance upsets you greatly!

Any criticism of the godfather apart from slagging three off annoys me enormously. When it comes to three you can pretty much say what you want. Who in their right mind replaces Robert Duvall with George Hamilton, disgraceful.

Honest directed by Dave Stewart. First half was mildly entertaining and then became a total mess that should never have been brought out in the cinema. Truly awful

Can I add another nomination:

Driven

Sly Stallone reprising his Rocky role, but in the guise of a CART racing driver (not sure he'd even fit in a CART car...). Clunky dialogue, preposterous action scenes and generally stupid. The only consolation is that at times it reached the 'so bad its funny' level.

Daredevil is the worst film I've ever seen.

i like a few B movies because that's what they are and thus what you get B movies . But when a steaming turd of a mega bucks film comes out that i had to drive 20 miles to the cinema to take my son ,get ripped off with ridiculously priced popcorn and coke and have to watch two and a half hours of noise mostly from the very punchable and stupidity named shia laBeouf . transformers two revenge of the fallen is that film .

This is a great review to read about one of the greatest films ever made (I saw it in the cinema)

http://www.jabootu.com/jawstr.htm

Open water has to be up there for me

Based on a true story. ..... but they got stranded on there own so nobody knows what happened so made the whole plot up

Natural Born Killers.
Drivel.

Suburban Commando

A friend of mine persuaded me into going to the cinema to watch this. There were us two (20 years old) and loads of families with little kids.

Shanghai Surprise was every bit as bad as everyone said it was. I figured it couldn't be that bad, so went to see it, and it was.

one ive watched recently that seems to get high ratings on imdb, rotten tomatoes etc which i thought was frigging awful was cabin in the woods

Napoleon Dynamite - Friends raved about how funny it was, I found it as amusing as I'd imagine trying to pass a fir cone through my digestive tract.

Sir. badgerhands wrote:Napoleon Dynamite - Friends raved about how funny it was, I found it as amusing as I'd imagine trying to pass a fir cone through my digestive tract.

Yeah, I really missed the boat on that one. When I say "missed the boat" I mean stood at the dockside waving bye bye hoping there's a freak tidal wave and everyone on board ends up missing.

Pft, Napoleon was ruddy good!

Stella wrote:Pft, Napoleon was ruddy good!

Oh why wasn't Stella on that boat (sigh)

DAVE667 wrote:

Stella wrote:Pft, Napoleon was ruddy good!

Oh why wasn't Stella on that boat (sigh)

Not a fan of boats dave.

Stella wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Stella wrote:Pft, Napoleon was ruddy good!

Oh why wasn't Stella on that boat (sigh)

Not a fan of boats dave.

But you set sail on the good ship Dynamite by virtue of saying it was ruddy good.

Dr Gregory House MD wrote:Titanic- probably isn't the worse film in terms of quality, but it's so long, so boring, and too big budget to be it's so bad it's funny

I don't know about your likings but still this movie made me curious. i like this a lot.

Next Friday & Friday after Next

Waterworld (obviously)

Twins

Kindergarden Cop

The 9/11 film with Nicholas Cage

Meet the Fockers

Any horror film in the past 15 years.

The day the earth stood still - the one with Neo, sorry Keanu Reeves, "playing" an alien who was meant to destroy the earth but eventually develops a conscience thanks to a somewhat fit woman. Or something. Just awful.

City of Angels.

Con Air

The Rock

In fact, anything with Nicholas Cage.......Ghost Rider  

300 I had to be nudged awake 300 times because I was snoring in my seat and that was the only source of entertainment anyone next to me got as well. Was proper excited for it as well when I went in.

Reborn-DeeMcK-Reborn wrote:City of Angels.

Con Air

The Rock

In fact, anything with Nicholas Cage.......Ghost Rider  

I hate everything with Nicholas Cage apart from Face/Off and Gone In 60 Seconds.

The ending of IT was a bit of a let down. Think Stephen King has a fetish of giant spiders or something. How that creature ended up in the film still astounds me to this day.

Not a film I hate but has anyone seen Bad Taste. Classic!!!!

One that sticks in mind from recent memory was Your Highness

absolutely awful movie

I watched THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2 yesterday.
Without doubt the worst film ever made. EVER.

The Other Half

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0458449/?ref_=nv_sr_1

Not sure if it's the worst I've ever seen, but it's certainly down there somewhere.

Batman and Robin.
I win.

The dark knight rises. Overhyped rubbish.

Spice World The Movie
Twilight
Blair Witch Project

Braveheart. Absolute twaddle from start to finish.

Big budget anti-English propaganda with only the loosest connection to real events. And to think the Academy gave it 5 awards.

Agree with GazzyD Your Highness absolutely dreadful.

I would however like to throw in "Dude Where's My Car?", dire.

What im watching on Comedy Central is by far the worst thing ive ever seen. 

The 41 year old virgin who knocked up Sarah Marshall and felt superbad about it. 

So Frak awful but funny in the same way that it's so cringeworthy 

The worst film I have ever seen has to be 'The curious case of Benjamin Buttons'. That truly was awful and so bleedin long.

STC wrote:Sorority Row (2009).

Appalling. Brainless. Crap. Diabolical. Embarrassing. Frightful. Ghastly. Horrendous. Insulting. Joke. Kack. Laughable. Mind-numbing. Nefarious. Offensive. Poppycock. Queeze-inducing(?), Ridiculous. Shocking. Twaddle. Unbelievable. Vapid. Worthless. Xylophone-smashing, Yawn. Zero out of Ten.  

As above but Fred: The Movie & Bad Teacher

I saw The Sweetest Thing at the cinema. It was a second date with a girl I really liked, and I thought it would make a bad impression if I refused to watch her choice. Even still, ten minutes in I was in two minds about whether to walk out and tell her to meet me in the lobby afterwards.

I can't believe someone's mentioned the Rock though. Nicolas Cage may be the worst actor of all time, but Connery saves it.

Burn after reading!! unbelievably bad!

Pitch black.Feckin jimmy white

felix the cat, the movie

90 minutes of "WTF" "WHY" and suffering...