I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!

YOU CHILDREN! YOUR CHILDREN'S CHILDREN! YOUR DOG!! etc.

Hi guys!

Dont know about that, I got a dog that likes nothing better than a feed of dragon.

I don't have children. Does this mean I'll have to round up other people's children for destruction or am I exempt? I can get a dog.

Looks like my wife finally found me. Sorry everyone.

Is it "dragonsdragons" which is unnecessary duplicate plural, or has an apostrophe been left out, as in "we are the dragons' dragons' - a sort of elite group of dragons, within the dragon community? Or "we are a dragon's dragons", indicating they are perhaps pets, owned by another dragon?
Inquiring minds need to know.

it could be like the sentence 'Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo'

Or the song "Spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam"

I'm not a child, I do have a child but I don't have a dog. Does this preclude me from destruction or just push me down the list a bit?

Don't want to be too much trouble.

Tell you what, I'll just go off and destroy myself. That'll save you a job and save you the effort of renting a dog for me to boost my eligibility criteria (in case you subsequently get audited).

OOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Just tried to destroy myself.

Really hurts. Sorry, think I'm going to have to rescind the previous offer and generally withdraw entirely from the whole destruction process. Apologies for the inconvenience.

@ Auckland - I have a dinosaur that eats forcefield dogs
@ Galted - It would make my job a lot easier.
@ Adam - I could joke about your wife, but it’s not really cool just yet.
@ Julius - My microscopic Vegeta avatar would explain it easier, but I was actually watching Dragon Ball Z, and the theme song is awesome, so I guess its my name now.
@ Hero - buffalo… rifles perhaps? Duke Nukem came to mind, wow… I’m trippin balls right now.
@ Julius (again) spam in a can is fantastic with an onion. Juss sayin.
@ Roller Coaster - It pushes you down the list a bit. NO PRECLUDE FOR YOU. NO WITHDRAW FOR YOU.

@ Signs everywhere, I guess this is an active place then, awesome. Thanks guys... also, nobody welcomed me. DAMN IT.

New fave poster.

Hero wrote:New fave poster.

I wouldnt take this to heart Dragonsdragons - its his way of grooming new members

I'm sigging it anyway, until he moves onto his next fave poster.

Do you have anything against Norfolk folk?

Is not hello, if so I'm afraid we cannot speak

I cant remember any Dragonball Z themes other than Dragon Dragonball, Dragonball Z

I have no idea who Norfolk folk are, you mean like Vikings and stuff? How did it lead to that direction? lol

Keep in mind I wasnt sober when I made this account, I actually forgot my own email and had to do the process twice because au isn't necessary apparently, whodathunket.

Erm

Welcome then.

Apparently a pardon has been issued for Brian.

I'm Brian.

Yes welcome DRAGONSDRAGONS

I have both kids and a dog so my house can be destroyed just let me know when and i will make sure we are in .

lol
im 18
avno kids
av no dog
lolololololololololololololololololololol
i win,
u cant destroy me
lololololololololooloololoolololoololol

Brian - Brian? Sounds like a serial killer's name, you a serial killer Brian?

Kenny - Lets say Saturday night... say around 8pm? leave your light on so I can find your house, it's so damn annoying trying to drive with all these sticks of dynamite down my crotch area.

cherries - av' no grammer.

Well I had a good run

cherries - av' no grammer.

hahahahahahahaha

Sorry

I'm Brian.

So's my wife.

Health and safety point. Don't carry dynamite in your pants if you are intent on destroying us all, dynamite by your crotch could seriously limit your effectiveness on multiple targets. A stong box in the boot (or trunk for you?) would serve better (or having everyone you wish to destroy meet up at the same place at the same time within the kill radius of the amount of dynamite you have, were all sticks to go off simultaneously).

Is Kenny's 8pm your 8pm? I think we need to be a little more precise with our arrangements here to avoid potential time wasting due to time zone differentials.

Actually, to amalgamate my points and enhance efficiency for our Mr Dragons, would it be OK if we all came round your house Kenny? It would make it easier. Perhaps if we say 7.30 for 8 (BST 8pm or GMT +1) it would give us time for canapes first, bit of chit chat before Mr Dragons got on with the destroying? The house with the light on, right?

Yes everyone can come round here , but i can't make saturday i'm afraid

hows Bank Holiday Monday ? if it's nice weather we could have a bbq

I'm up for Monday now that I'm allowed to use public transport on my own again. Just make sure you don't stare at me, kinda freaks me out.

monday it is then , if that's ok with everyone else ?

my place from about 5pm ish , bring a bottle so we can be destroyed drunkenly

Suits me, I'll bring some Newcy Brown. Anyone up for a game of Twister?

naked twister ?

Righto, 5 it is. Good plan, probably best we're sh1tfaced. Weather supposed to be horrendous though so I'll leave the gazebo.

Twiglets anyone?

I don’t really plan these things, just wing it for Poopie and giggles. You bring up a valid point with timezones though, perhaps we can just split the time difference beforehand, and meet up roughly in the middle or the closest time available to us? And yes… it would be so much more convenient if you all gathered round together while I’m hatching my dastardly scheme, very normally of course.

Is that your Monday or my Monday?

I’m somewhat decent in naked twister, and I’m always sh1tfaced.

(Aha... I was wondering why it said I'm always poopie. Constructive rant)

Well, there's a lesson for you. Plan. Perfect preparation prevents pish poor performance.

Although. Winging it is good. Shows a somewhat human side. Except for the fact you need to be a bird. Ie the creature with wings rather than a girl in stereotypeland.

Naked twister, canapes, sh1tfaced, destruction, etc. that's what I call a bank holiday weekend.

NB - swear filter. Poopie = poopie. (Quite hard to demonstrate a swear filter with a swear filter on but in essence there's a swear filter but poopie is what it automatically inserts when you type poopie.)

Roller_Coaster wrote:Naked twister, canapes, sh1tfaced, destruction, etc. that's what I call a bank holiday weekend.

Excellent.

after the lovely time we all had together yesterday can we not put all this DESTROYING aside and just all be friends ?

Left my shoes at yours Kenny so if you find them would you mind keeping them for me to collect? One is an 8-hole Doc with no laces & the other is an ankle-high Adidas rugby boot with 3 studs missing.

Also, kind of accidentally brough some of your crockery home with me. Mum says it doesn't match her Andrew & Fergie souvenir wedding service so you can have it back when you find my shoes.

I will keep a look out for them for you , just bring the crockery back with you ..................i think we should make this a monthly thing don't you ?

think we just need to remember to keep the monkeys tied up next time , i have been cleaning up monkey doo doo all morning .......................you wouldn't think they could get into so many small places

One of the b'stards beat me at Trivial Pursuit which was a bit annoying. Beat her at climbing though so wasn't all bad. Would definitely prefer them to be locked up though. I'm up for making it a monthly thing.

oh god how I hate monthly things, it's so darn messy afterwards unless you're in the shower from behind or something.

Erm. Kenny?

Kenny?

Kenny!

I've only just found my phone. I think I'm locked in your shed. Monumental bash though. Had to use a rugby boot as a pillow. Probably best, erm, not go into the plant pot corner for a while though.

Sorry it took me so long to let you out , but if you will go off exploring on your own these things can happen . Now do you need help getting home ?