Euro Division Homepage XLIX

by **Afro** Tue Feb 12, 2013 3:14 pm

First topic message reminder :

606V2 EURODivision

Announcements

Season 2 begins this week with tactics for the first game due by 11.59 on Friday 15th February

PLEASE NOTE - this season you will receive a 1 point deduction if you do not submit tactics (as well as a default loss) and a 1 point deduction if you do not vote. If you know in advance you are unable to do either, then you must state so on the Holidays/Days Off page, to avoid the penalties.

Fixtures for season 2 are up for both leagues

Teams in the Premier League, PM tactics to Sodhat and GSC, send votes to Afro and Trebs
Teams in the Championship, PM tactics to Afro and Trebs, send votes to Sodhat

Get your Azzriction's in HERE to stand a chance of winning this week's £1m prize

The Qatar Foundation Premier League

Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers

Tactics

Under Brescia FC - Afro

Injuries

Bratwurst Mannschaft - Treble

Lawyers

Dos Cervezas por favor - Marky

Fixtures/Results

No Respek FC - Azzy

Table

Pass the Deutschie - Viva

Top Scorers

The Hero Championship

Atalanta Falcons - Sodhat

Tactics

FC Murder On Zidane's Floor - Zinedine

Injuries

FC ElphickForJustice - Cherries

Lawyers

Spanish Bank FC - GSC

Fixtures/Results

Moleicester City - Fernando

Table

VFL BASSENDER - CF

Top Scorers

by sodhat Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:55 pm

GSC wrote:Aye, that was the point behind not selling Alba. Now I have Piszczek down the other flank also. Need to find some depth tho, my reserves are fairly shocking.

Almost certainly the best full back tandem in the league, that.

by **Afro** Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:56 pm

Right all managers apart from CF and Zinedine can add £1.5m for voting and submitting tactics.

CF also gets a 1 point deduction for not voting

by GSC Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:57 pm

Do CF's tactics really count? Naming a team shouldn't really be a cheap cop out for no points deduction

by **Afro** Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:57 pm

When Sod retrieves the injuries you did, we can then stick them up

by GSC Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:57 pm

Want me to send them to you?

by sodhat Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:57 pm

I will get the injuries up in the next 5, I'm having a crack at the table first

by **Afro** Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:58 pm

GSC wrote:Do CF's tactics really count? Naming a team shouldn't really be a cheap cop out for no points deduction

He submitted on time, they were just poor tactics because he didn't instruct and he rightfully got given a defeat by every vote.

But he submitted on time and therefore he doesn't get a points deduction for tactics, just votes

by **Afro** Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:59 pm

sodhat wrote:I will get the injuries up in the next 5, I'm having a crack at the table first

I've got the table sorted and set up in Excel, so don't worry. It'll be up in 5

by Guest Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:00 pm

CF didn't vote in our Realistic League either...odd.

by sodhat Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:03 pm

BigFellasAfro wrote:
sodhat wrote:I will get the injuries up in the next 5, I'm having a crack at the table first

I've got the table sorted and set up in Excel, so don't worry. It'll be up in 5

Too late, done!

https://www.606v2.com/t36733-league-table-season-2#1647409

by GSC Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:04 pm

*runs and hides from Afro*

by **Afro** Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:05 pm

sodhat wrote:
BigFellasAfro wrote:
sodhat wrote:I will get the injuries up in the next 5, I'm having a crack at the table first

I've got the table sorted and set up in Excel, so don't worry. It'll be up in 5

Too late, done!

https://www.606v2.com/t36733-league-table-season-2#1647409

I had posted it and you just overwrote it Laugh

by sodhat Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:06 pm

Sorry, between my last post and starting the table I missed you saying you had it.

It's pretty easy to update for me now, I have it on word so I don't have to arse about with code.

by Gregers Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:06 pm

Good game trebs, never beaten or lost to you I think.

1-1 draws are our speciality!

Just out of curiosity Dominguez or Puyol alongside Varane?

by GSC Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:07 pm

Predicting my injuries for next week-
Alba, Benteke

My Lawyers-
Palop, Julio Cesar

by GSC Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:15 pm

Can we make new TP's?

by sodhat Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:16 pm

Yes, now lawyers are up the new week has begun.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:21 pm

Get In Chicharito!!

I love their attacking trio behind Chicarito who fits their system beautifully.

Thank you whoever said that.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:22 pm

Zabaleta - good buy

by **Afro** Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:23 pm

Thinking about the Robben lawyer now that he is injured.

Anyone interested, make me an offer

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:26 pm

Whats the lawyer offer?

by GSC Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:26 pm

23.5m

by GSC Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:27 pm

Will Robben join Kaboul in the line of players to make 1 appearance for their club?

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:28 pm

Afro, as I got my votes in bonus for it?
I did say I couldn't do them monday & i got them in & they were counted so do i get the bonus or not?

by FIFA Diva Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:28 pm

I just won a free packet of walkers crisp. Very Happy

Well done on the win afro

by GSC Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:29 pm

The one bright spark in my raincloud of Alba being injured is Nando's down Cazorla too.

by FIFA Diva Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:30 pm

Both my fb are out arghhh

by sodhat Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:32 pm

Who wants Jackson "cha cha cha the next Falcao" Martinez?

by **Afro** Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:32 pm

Well played Viva clap

I am never confident against you as you are normally tactically spot on. I am more than happy to get a win.

Zidane - no you don't. You were still late so you don't get the bonus, you just don't get a points deduction

by Guest Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:34 pm

I've had a Lawyer Offer of £8.5m for Scott Parker - if anyone offers me £9m they can buy him off of me.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:38 pm

OK Afro

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue Feb 19, 2013 1:42 pm

BOOM InForm Lewandowski SOLD
made 9k profit. I Like

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:01 pm

Anyone want to beat my Pedro lawyers offer of £32m?

by Guest Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:08 pm

Yes, but I can't...

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:15 pm

fair enough

by Guest Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:32 pm

Azzrictions for this weekend are up people: https://www.606v2.com/t38440p50-azzrictions-the-premier-league-predictions-competition-for-furious-eurodivision-managers#1868281

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:39 pm

Azzy, you fancy, Man City 1-2 Chelsea, a Yaya rejuvenated City to slip up?

by sodhat Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:45 pm

Allow me to lower the tone

Has anyone ever done a "phantom dump"?

by Marky Tue Feb 19, 2013 2:58 pm

sodhat wrote:Allow me to lower the tone

Has anyone ever done a "phantom dump"?

Is that where the turd disappears through the U-Bend?

On another poo issue, when wiping, do you sit or stand? I sit, and was appalled to find people stand up.

by sodhat Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:03 pm

Marky wrote:
sodhat wrote:Allow me to lower the tone

Has anyone ever done a "phantom dump"?

Is that where the turd disappears through the U-Bend?

On another poo issue, when wiping, do you sit or stand? I sit, and was appalled to find people stand up.

That is phase 1 of the phantom.

Phase 2 is that when you go to wipe (I sit down, by the way) there is no "mess" to wipe away. Thus having you question whether you ever pooed at all...

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:05 pm

sodhat wrote:
Marky wrote:
sodhat wrote:Allow me to lower the tone

Has anyone ever done a "phantom dump"?

Is that where the turd disappears through the U-Bend?

On another poo issue, when wiping, do you sit or stand? I sit, and was appalled to find people stand up.

That is phase 1 of the phantom.

Phase 2 is that when you go to wipe (I sit down, by the way) there is no "mess" to wipe away. Thus having you question whether you ever pooed at all...

I will always check for this from now on

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:05 pm

Soddy not that again

by sodhat Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:10 pm

Have I brought this up before?

Must just be something I'm passionate about Laugh

I'm yet to manage it myself.

by FIFA Diva Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:10 pm

What about when you Poopie one log and you have to use the whole toilet roll because it gets messy.

Im halfway between standing and sitting.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:11 pm

I stand when wiping. Not upright, but sort of hunched over.

Does this make me a bad person?

by sodhat Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:12 pm

Best conversation ever.

Where is Hero? he needs to make this a global announcement.

by FIFA Diva Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:13 pm

I enjoy having a Poopie I can talk about this topic all day.

Why is it every time you need a Poopie you'll always urine but whenever you need a urine you dont need a Poopie.

I hate to Poopie in public places so I have to keep it in until I reach home and letting it rip is the best feeling ever.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:13 pm

What The Fudge is going on!

Youa re all literally talking about POOP!

by GSC Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:15 pm

I liked to do my business in the basement of the uni library. Quiet and peaceful

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue Feb 19, 2013 3:15 pm

I have never had a Poopie at school. I can't bring myself to do it. I will have a urine gladly, but never a Poopie. It's an irrational phobia of mine I must admit

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