Euro Division Homepage XLIX

by **Afro** Tue 12 Feb 2013, 3:14 pm

606V2 EURODivision

Announcements

Season 2 begins this week with tactics for the first game due by 11.59 on Friday 15th February

PLEASE NOTE - this season you will receive a 1 point deduction if you do not submit tactics (as well as a default loss) and a 1 point deduction if you do not vote. If you know in advance you are unable to do either, then you must state so on the Holidays/Days Off page, to avoid the penalties.

Fixtures for season 2 are up for both leagues

Teams in the Premier League, PM tactics to Sodhat and GSC, send votes to Afro and Trebs
Teams in the Championship, PM tactics to Afro and Trebs, send votes to Sodhat

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The Qatar Foundation Premier League

Deportivo la Chorizo - Gregers

Tactics

Under Brescia FC - Afro

Injuries

Bratwurst Mannschaft - Treble

Lawyers

Dos Cervezas por favor - Marky

Fixtures/Results

No Respek FC - Azzy

Table

Pass the Deutschie - Viva

Top Scorers

The Hero Championship

Atalanta Falcons - Sodhat

Tactics

FC Murder On Zidane's Floor - Zinedine

Injuries

FC ElphickForJustice - Cherries

Lawyers

Spanish Bank FC - GSC

Fixtures/Results

Moleicester City - Fernando

Table

VFL BASSENDER - CF

Top Scorers

by Marky Tue 12 Feb 2013, 3:15 pm

Not first.

by GSC Tue 12 Feb 2013, 3:16 pm

Not second

by GSC Tue 12 Feb 2013, 3:19 pm

Just set my line spacing to 1.5 and went up 2 pages Yahoo

by Guest Tue 12 Feb 2013, 3:21 pm

Page 49, one away from a fine half-century!

GSC, what's this, your dissertation?

by GSC Tue 12 Feb 2013, 3:24 pm

Pretty much, yeah. Project report but its the same thing.

by Marky Tue 12 Feb 2013, 3:26 pm

GSC, can I get a yes or no on my offer of Pogba = Diaby + £4.7m?

by GSC Tue 12 Feb 2013, 3:27 pm

I'd probably want more tbh. So no

by Marky Tue 12 Feb 2013, 3:28 pm

Ok, cheers.

by Marky Tue 12 Feb 2013, 3:28 pm

(Laptop's almost out of battery, needed an answer before I go offline Laugh

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by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 12 Feb 2013, 3:28 pm

GSC, can I get a yes or no on my offer of Pogba = Diaby + £4.7m?

]Marky, be fair to him and tell/show him who this Diaby is!

by GSC Tue 12 Feb 2013, 3:29 pm

Jack Cork once scored a 30 yarder against me on FM. The prospect of adding him to my team was too tantalising.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 12 Feb 2013, 3:35 pm

Get Me, Jack Cork is gangsta!!
Player 16 league games in a row & played in the team that beat Man City.
This Diaby you speak of Marky, well if its the one ive found lets just say he doesnt play so much....

by GSC Tue 12 Feb 2013, 3:35 pm

I actually rate Diaby, its just with all his injuries, I can't be sure how others will.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 12 Feb 2013, 3:40 pm

I actually think Diaby is Garbage. When he had a run of a few matches at start of the season he was so poor against Chelsea I nearly cried for his parents!
A stale Big Mac offers more than Diaby!!!

by GSC Tue 12 Feb 2013, 3:42 pm

Big macs dont go stale.

Or so I saw in some picture where someone kept one for a few months and it still looked the same.

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 12 Feb 2013, 3:45 pm

Big macs dont go stale.

I saw that same pic. wasnt sure if it was real or not.

Either way, Diaby is terrible. I believe CherriesBot is more use that a 100% fully functional Diaby

by **Afro** Tue 12 Feb 2013, 3:52 pm

GSC wrote:Big macs dont go stale.

Or so I saw in some picture where someone kept one for a few months and it still looked the same.

Shows you how much salt must be in them

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 12 Feb 2013, 3:57 pm

Shows you how much salt must be in them

think that was it. Some woman left a Maccies big man and fries out for weeks. Took start picture & then others after 1 week & so on. Think it was 6 weeks and it pretty much looked the same, just dried up a bit.

Kinda like Diaby, looks the same but dried up Laugh

Ok that was poor

by Guest Tue 12 Feb 2013, 3:58 pm

Taxi for Zebs Run

by Zinedine_Ze_Zebra Tue 12 Feb 2013, 4:17 pm

Zrrrrooooooooooooooooooom

by Guest Tue 12 Feb 2013, 5:00 pm

rejected my lawyers....Adebyaor was a real tough one to decide, but thought i would hang on to him for the time being.

by sodhat Tue 12 Feb 2013, 5:01 pm

He won't be able to play for you at all this year though, he's still in South Africa.

by Marky Tue 12 Feb 2013, 5:14 pm

Don't mind me, i'm just going to go through Zebs' players one by one and slate them all.

Seems he's allowed to bury Diaby with no comeback, so i'll begin by saying Pedro is a pile of sweaty jockstraps and Chicharito is a 12 year old Mexican goalhanger.

by Fernando Tue 12 Feb 2013, 5:21 pm

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue 12 Feb 2013, 6:14 pm

CF wrote:rejected my lawyers....Adebyaor was a real tough one to decide, but thought i would hang on to him for the time being.

#headsgone #poordecision

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue 12 Feb 2013, 6:16 pm

I'm proper excited for the Utd-Madrid match tomorrow!

Thing is I have a 2000 word essay in the next day of which I have only written 100 words so far and tonight I am out! Safe to say tomorrow is gonna be a late one

by Marky Tue 12 Feb 2013, 6:47 pm

You say that Olly, but if there's no available like for like replacement and Adebarndoor's still playing regularly for Spurs, it is worth keeping him.

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue 12 Feb 2013, 7:14 pm

But he doesn't play regularly for Spurs he benchwarms lol

Selling Mandzukic and bringing in Adebayor was a proper #headsgone moment. (All my comments on here from now on will involve that hashtag)

by **Afro** Tue 12 Feb 2013, 7:24 pm

But Mandzukic doesn't play at the moment either....

by Fernando Tue 12 Feb 2013, 7:39 pm

It's not like he couldn't get a decent from one of us for 14m on here better then Adebayor also their a fairly obvious forward there that would suit his side

by Trebs Tue 12 Feb 2013, 8:52 pm

BigFellasAfro wrote:But Mandzukic doesn't play at the moment either....

Yes he does. He's kept Gomez out of the Bayern side the whole season. His game at the weekend was his first this year, and Mandzukic is joint top scorer in the Bundesliga with Kießling.

by Trebs Tue 12 Feb 2013, 8:53 pm

As for Daley Blind, he is a decent young left back, I accepted a lawyers offer because I was worried he wouldn't get enough exposure.

by Gregers Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:01 pm

Anyone got a centre back available?

by Marky Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:03 pm

Anyone want Angel Rangel?

Premier League fullback, RB or LB, £4m.

by GSC Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:05 pm

last thing you want to do is concede early to an Italian side.

by Trebs Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:11 pm

Gregers, what sort of quality CB are you looking for? Backup or starter?

by Gregers Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:15 pm

Starter trebs, an improvement on Dominguez (happy to use him or Puyol in the deal)

by Trebs Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:23 pm

I have Cahill & Godin?

by GSC Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:39 pm

With respect to Scholes, Pirlo might be the best modern era player never to win a balloon door

by GSC Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:42 pm

Ibra makes it interesting back in Paris. Valencia still need 2 away though.

by Fernando Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:43 pm

He doesn't like dull football so made it entertaining for himself Whistle

by GSC Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:46 pm

Fernando wrote:He doesn't like dull football so made it entertaining for himself

He'll have a prime spot from the directors box. Interesting to see if PSG can get the best out of Ibra in the knockout rounds. Isnt the only team hes scored against in them Arsenal?

by Fernando Tue 12 Feb 2013, 9:54 pm

Yeah Ibra doesnt do February's usually

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:20 pm

LUFC Official ‏@LUFC
Neil Warnock:"I'm baffled how we missed the chances we did. The game was there to be won." #lufc

The Square Ball ‏@TheSquareBall
@LUFC Because you just sold our top Frak scorer, Neil.

Enjoying Steve Morison I see Laugh

by Fernando Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:22 pm

Tomorrow is going to be Frak hilarious

Cherries will be super unbearable with Bournemouth top of the league Laugh

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:26 pm

Seems as if Eddie Howe and Bournemouth just fit perfectly together.

Will they emulate the Nodge and go back to back if they go up? chin

by Guest Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:33 pm

GSC wrote:With respect to Scholes, Pirlo might be the best modern era player never to win a balloon door

*cough* Scholes+ *cough*

by **Good Golly I'm Olly** Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:42 pm

Apparantly Colin Kazim Richards has made homophobic gestures at the Brighton fans in there game tonight Laugh

#lad

by Fernando Tue 12 Feb 2013, 10:43 pm

See it's not just us that know it Laugh

Blatently aiming at Nick....

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