The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

by **Kenny** Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:32 pm

First topic message reminder :

The "Make Your Own Limerick Up" Thread

For those of you just itchin' to wax lyrical.....

Just copy and paste the first and/or consecutive lines, and add your next one. (five lines in total)

One only though!

by **Pal Joey** Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:11 pm

My Aunt Mabel's a bit of a hottie
but I still use her as a potty
She never complains

by nadeem2099 Thu Sep 06, 2012 1:55 pm

My Aunt Mabel's a bit of a hottie
but I still use her as a potty
She never complains
Even with all the stains

by **Pal Joey** Thu Sep 06, 2012 2:06 pm

My Aunt Mabel's a bit of a hottie
but I still use her as a potty
She never complains
Even with all the stains
Poor thing's a little bit dotty

by President Trump Fri Sep 07, 2012 3:15 pm

The locked the old dear in a home

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Sep 07, 2012 3:25 pm

They locked the old dear in a home
Where she said she had married a gnome

by President Trump Fri Sep 07, 2012 3:26 pm

They locked the old dear in a home
Where she said she had married a gnome
She said his name was Trevor

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Sep 07, 2012 3:58 pm

They locked the old dear in a home
Where she said she had married a gnome
She said his name was Trevor
But that they had never

by President Trump Fri Sep 07, 2012 4:04 pm

They locked the old dear in a home
Where she said she had married a gnome
She said his name was Trevor
But that they had never
Heard him even on the phone

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Sep 07, 2012 5:29 pm

nice one!

by **Kenny** Sat Sep 08, 2012 10:34 am

I have been busy but now i am back

by Guest Sat Sep 08, 2012 11:23 am

I have been busy but now i am back
Someone told me you'd been to Iraq

by **Pal Joey** Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:02 pm

I have been busy but now i am back
Someone told me you'd been to Iraq
Or perhaps it was Doncaster?

by Guest Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:47 pm

I have been busy but now i am back
Someone told me you'd been to Iraq
Or perhaps it was Doncaster?
With the new drill master?

by **JuliusHMarx** Sat Sep 08, 2012 2:45 pm

I have been busy but now i am back
Someone told me you'd been to Iraq
Or perhaps it was Doncaster?
With the new drill master?
I heard you'd joined Shakatak

by **Kenny** Sun Sep 09, 2012 6:08 pm

Your wrong i was just decorating

by **JuliusHMarx** Sun Sep 09, 2012 7:51 pm

Your wrong i was just decorating
You certainly kept us all waiting

by Guest Sun Sep 09, 2012 7:59 pm

Your wrong i was just decorating
You certainly kept us all waiting
Your house must be big

by **Kenny** Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:18 am

Your wrong i was just decorating
You certainly kept us all waiting
Your house must be big
No , but each little job was a pig

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:51 am

Your wrong i was just decorating
You certainly kept us all waiting
Your house must be big
No , but each little job was a pig
Did you waste any time mass debating?

by **Kenny** Mon Sep 10, 2012 12:00 pm

I did what the Wife told me

by **Pal Joey** Mon Sep 10, 2012 1:40 pm

I did what the Wife told me
For fear that she might scold me

by **Kenny** Mon Sep 10, 2012 1:41 pm

I did what the Wife told me
For fear that she might scold me
She is such a slave driver

by **Pal Joey** Mon Sep 10, 2012 1:43 pm

I did what the Wife told me
For fear that she might scold me
She is such a slave driver
I really wish I had a fiver

by **Kenny** Mon Sep 10, 2012 1:54 pm

I did what the Wife told me
For fear that she might scold me
She is such a slave driver
I really wish I had a fiver
For everytime she changed her mind between you and me

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Sep 11, 2012 7:24 pm

I was walking in a dodgy part of town

by **Galted** Tue Sep 11, 2012 9:43 pm

I was walking in a dodgy part of town
when I stood in something smelly and brown

by littleswannygirl Tue Sep 11, 2012 11:04 pm

I was walking in a dodgy part of town
when I stood in something smelly and brown
It made that distinctive squelch

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:40 am

I was walking in a dodgy part of town
when I stood in something smelly and brown
It made that distinctive squelch
Like when you feel up Raquel Welch

by **Galted** Wed Sep 12, 2012 9:25 am

I was walking in a dodgy part of town
when I stood in something smelly and brown
It made that distinctive squelch
Like when you feel up Raquel Welch
or when your dangly bits explode on her gown

by **Pal Joey** Wed Sep 12, 2012 11:11 am

The dry cleaner looked lost for words

by **Galted** Wed Sep 12, 2012 11:43 am

The dry cleaner looked lost for words
when I said I preferred older birds

by **Pal Joey** Wed Sep 12, 2012 11:48 am

The dry cleaner looked lost for words
when I said I preferred older birds
Then his old wife Maria appeared

by **Galted** Wed Sep 12, 2012 1:02 pm

The dry cleaner looked lost for words
when I said I preferred older birds
Then his old wife Maria appeared
looking tasty since she'd shaved off her beard

by **Pal Joey** Wed Sep 12, 2012 1:24 pm

The dry cleaner looked lost for words
when I said I preferred older birds
Then his old wife Maria appeared
looking tasty since she'd shaved off her beard
and stopped eating all those onions and curds

by **Galted** Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:02 pm

I'd have rhymed that in a different way

by **Pal Joey** Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:15 pm

I'd have rhymed that in a different way
Get rid of 'curds' for something else you say?

by **Galted** Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:32 pm

I'd have rhymed that in a different way
Get rid of 'curds' for something else you say?
that's precisely the case

by **Pal Joey** Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:35 pm

I'd have rhymed that in a different way
Get rid of 'curds' for something else you say?
that's precisely the case
but without egg on my face

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Sep 12, 2012 2:52 pm

I'd have rhymed that in a different way
Get rid of 'curds' for something else you say?
that's precisely the case
but without egg on my face
Using 'thirds', I think, is OK

by **Galted** Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:22 pm

by **Kenny** Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:46 pm

As i lifted her skirt i was in shock

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:49 pm

As i lifted her skirt i was in shock
From her clit hung a rather large rock

by **Kenny** Wed Sep 12, 2012 4:51 pm

As i lifted her skirt i was in shock
From her clit hung a rather large rock
On it was a message that read

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:03 pm

As i lifted her skirt i was in shock
From her clit hung a rather large rock
On it was a message that read
"Up ahead please give head"

by **Kenny** Wed Sep 12, 2012 5:09 pm

As i lifted her skirt i was in shock
From her clit hung a rather large rock
On it was a message that read
"Up ahead please give head"
With arrow pointing the way to a C0ck

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Sep 13, 2012 3:00 pm

New day, new dawn, new start, new beginning

by **Kenny** Thu Sep 13, 2012 3:39 pm

New day, new dawn, new start, new beginning
Oh a competition that im sure we'll be winning

by **Galted** Thu Sep 13, 2012 5:54 pm

New day, new dawn, new start, new beginning
Oh a competition that im sure we'll be winning
too bad I'm so tired

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu Sep 13, 2012 6:19 pm

New day, new dawn, new start, new beginning
Oh a competition that im sure we'll be winning
too bad I'm so tired
and totally wired

by Roller_Coaster Thu Sep 13, 2012 10:34 pm

I came from the golf for a minute
For this thread just to see what's in it
I've had a quick look
At the lines in your book
And I'm just going to have to go bin it

Sorry, i'm actually quite impressed really, good teamwork.

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