Gone slow on this board.......

[LordDowlais]

As there is no rugby being played up here in our sunny and boiling British Isles summer and the topics are very slow, I thought I would share a text I had sent to me yesterday to try and cheer us all up. Could somebody please tell me if I am being scammed ?

Congratulations, you have one first prize in our free give away competition, you have won, either 250 pounds in vouchers to spend wherever you like or an all exclusive VIP all expenses paid night out at an Elvis Prestley tribute concert at a venue close to you. To claim your prize you must press 1 for the money or 2 for the show.

I am here all week.

[dogtooth]

i only logged on to say

laugh/groan.

can you keep this up for the next 10 weeks?

[ScarletSpiderman]

i only logged on to say

laugh/groan.

can you keep this up for the next 10 weeks?

Well surely the standard of jokes can't slip!

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