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Post by Hero Thu May 10, 2012 9:33 pm

Cena filed the docs in Florida, claiming his marriage to Liz Huberdeau is "irretrievably broken." John and Liz were high school sweethearts but only married three years ago.  They have no children.

Now here's the kicker -- Liz has already hired high-powered Miami attorney Raymond Rafool, the same attorney who repped Linda Hogan during her divorce ... and took Hulk to the cleaners.

But it won't be easy -- according to the docs, Liz signed a crippling pre-nup in 2009.

Liz' lawyer has already released a statement, claiming, "Although it is indeed unfortunate that John Cena decided to divorce his high school sweetheart Liz Cena; particularly, after they have come so far in their lives and in his career together, Liz will and really has no choice but to pursue all of her rights and entitlements."

The attorney adds, "Sadly, divorce is not the way Liz thought her perfect love story would end."


12:12 PM -- Liz' attorney tells us, Cena blindsided her with the divorce filing. They had been having issues -- and Cena even approached her recently with a pre-divorce financial settlement agreement -- but Liz refused to sign it, convinced the relationship would still work out.


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No wonder he was snogging Eve Whistle

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Post by TwisT Thu May 10, 2012 9:51 pm

What is the likelihood that this gets highlighted in WWE programming? Or, in respect for their number one star, are they to have a blanket ban on anything being mentioned remotely connected to this subject?

Oh for this to have happened a few months earlier and for the Rock to have mentioned it during the Rock Concert.

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Post by Mr H Fri May 11, 2012 9:20 am

Perhaps he only had 5 moves in the bedroom department too then.

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Post by sodhat Fri May 11, 2012 9:24 am

Mr H wrote:Perhaps he only had 5 moves in the bedroom department too then.

At least he can get back to practicing the five knuckle shuffle.

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Post by Zoot - Trevor Swann 6WF Fri May 11, 2012 9:24 am

John Cena is coming to terms on the release of WWE Superstars wife. We wish Mrs Cena the best in all future endeavors and nanannana hey hey hey goodbye.

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Post by Mr H Fri May 11, 2012 9:28 am

sodhat wrote:
Mr H wrote:Perhaps he only had 5 moves in the bedroom department too then.

At least he can get back to practicing the five knuckle shuffle.

Laugh

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Post by MtotheC's Wrasslin Biatch Fri May 11, 2012 9:40 am

Poor John.
He must be cut up.
Wonder if he's channeling his anger and frustration in his much better promos these days?

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Post by Zoot - Trevor Swann 6WF Fri May 11, 2012 9:44 am

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Post by Hero Fri May 11, 2012 9:51 am

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Post by MtotheC's Wrasslin Biatch Fri May 11, 2012 10:07 am

You guys are mean
Poor guy.
He must be heartbroken

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Post by Zoot - Trevor Swann 6WF Fri May 11, 2012 10:11 am

Well I bet CM Punk isn't impressed

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Post by MtotheC's Wrasslin Biatch Fri May 11, 2012 10:12 am

Why?

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Post by Zoot - Trevor Swann 6WF Fri May 11, 2012 10:17 am

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Just find the whole CM Punk not impressed photo shops funny and the Cena one I think is probably the best.

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Post by UpsideDownFace Fri May 11, 2012 10:25 am

Those pics were brilliant Hahahaha

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Post by Mr H Fri May 11, 2012 10:47 am

I wish i knew how to post pictures. But i dont. Because im a failure, and a massive quatbag of doosh.

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Post by Shot 21 LCFC Fri May 11, 2012 10:56 am

Mr H wrote:I wish i knew how to post pictures. But i dont. Because im a failure, and a massive quatbag of doosh.

Kill yourself Whistle

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Post by Beer Fri May 11, 2012 10:57 am

Shot 21 LCFC wrote:
Mr H wrote:I wish i knew how to post pictures. But i dont. Because im a failure, and a massive quatbag of doosh.

Kill yourself Whistle

Yeah, with your homo haircut.

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Post by Mr H Fri May 11, 2012 11:30 am

King Beer wrote:
Shot 21 LCFC wrote:
Mr H wrote:I wish i knew how to post pictures. But i dont. Because im a failure, and a massive quatbag of doosh.

Kill yourself Whistle

Yeah, with your homo haircut.

Hi guys, this is Mr H's boss, he left this webpage open on his PC. Just to let you all know he is being taken to hospital via ambulance after being found hanging in the gents toilet by what looks like his platted hair. I'll keep you informed as to whether he pulls through.

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Post by Beer Fri May 11, 2012 11:31 am

Mr H wrote:
King Beer wrote:
Shot 21 LCFC wrote:
Mr H wrote:I wish i knew how to post pictures. But i dont. Because im a failure, and a massive quatbag of doosh.

Kill yourself Whistle

Yeah, with your homo haircut.

Hi guys, this is Mr H's boss, he left this webpage open on his PC. Just to let you all know he is being taken to hospital via ambulance after being found hanging in the gents toilet by what looks like his platted hair. I'll keep you informed as to whether he pulls through.

DILLIGAF?

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Post by TopHat24/7 Fri May 11, 2012 11:33 am

Thank god for the pre-nup. Women deserve nothing from divorce, very little angers me more.

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Post by dallym Fri May 11, 2012 11:42 am

sad news.

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Post by MIG Fri May 11, 2012 12:20 pm

dallym wrote:sad news.

What about, Cena or Mr H?

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Post by Hero Fri May 11, 2012 12:26 pm

MIG wrote:
dallym wrote:sad news.

What about, Cena or Mr H?

Cena

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Post by Sara Fri May 11, 2012 12:32 pm

Hardly surprising - didn't she sleep with his Brother at some point?! From what I have read, I don't think he has been an angel either - I was surprised when he got married in the first place

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Post by Hero Fri May 11, 2012 12:33 pm

Sara wrote:Hardly surprising - didn't she sleep with his Brother at some point?! From what I have read, I don't think he has been an angel either - I was surprised when he got married in the first place

It sounds like the Giggs family!

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Post by sodhat Fri May 11, 2012 12:43 pm

Anyone think Zack Ryder slept with Cena's wife to get back at him for Eve, causing the divorce?

It books itself

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Post by Sara Fri May 11, 2012 12:45 pm

Hey, leave Ryan out of it Smile

Well, they did bring the Matt Hardy, Edge, Lita thing on TV - you never know, lol!

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Post by sodhat Fri May 11, 2012 12:48 pm

I can see him now:

"I slept with your wife Cena, I fistpumped all night!
Woo woo woo, you know it!"

Fistpumped can mean whatever you wish it to mean...

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Post by Sara Fri May 11, 2012 12:49 pm

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Post by bretmeharty Fri May 11, 2012 12:53 pm

He must be cut up about it considering they are childhood sweethearts but then again he might not be, we don't know the facts whats happened did he do something, did she do something. All the money and girls throwing themselves at him will help him get over it.


They may have signed a prenup but as she was with him before he made all his money I believe she is entitled to a cut.

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Post by TwisT Fri May 11, 2012 12:54 pm

sodhat wrote:I can see him now:

"I slept with your wife Cena, I fistpumped all night!
Woo woo woo, you know it!"

Fistpumped can mean whatever you wish it to mean...

I used to think it meant using a bicycle pump to blow up your doll Shocked

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Post by Miz NG Fri May 11, 2012 1:11 pm

I'm just surprised it's taken this long for them to file for divorce. I mean, he lives and breathes WWE, so I can't imagine he spends much time at home.

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Post by MtotheC's Wrasslin Biatch Fri May 11, 2012 1:13 pm

Cena's Wife : Are you coming home this weekend John? I'd love to see you

Cena : You can't see me.

Cena's Wife : Why do you always say that?

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Post by Mr H Fri May 11, 2012 1:17 pm

He should change his t-shirts to just Hustle & Respect.

Loyalty is not filing for divorce John!

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Post by bretmeharty Fri May 11, 2012 1:18 pm

Maybe she tried to adjust his attitude.

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Post by Beer Fri May 11, 2012 1:18 pm

He was banging Mickie James for a while.

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Post by sodhat Fri May 11, 2012 1:19 pm

King Beer wrote:He was banging Mickie James for a while.

That could apply to anyone in the WWE...hardly a reason for divorce, it was almost an obligation

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Post by Beer Fri May 11, 2012 1:24 pm

sodhat wrote:
King Beer wrote:He was banging Mickie James for a while.

That could apply to anyone in the WWE...hardly a reason for divorce, it was almost an obligation

True.

Funny how they make such a big deal out of them being childhood sweethearts but conveniently miss out the part where she screws his brother and he bangs a John Cena to divorce 3559488474.

I wonder where the part about Vince touching him up at an AC/DC concert comes in*?

*Not true.


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Post by bretmeharty Fri May 11, 2012 1:25 pm

sodhat wrote:
King Beer wrote:He was banging Mickie James for a while.

That could apply to anyone in the WWE...hardly a reason for divorce, it was almost an obligation

You may joke about that but its frowned upon by some top wwe execs if a "top superstar" hits on a diva and is turned down

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Post by bretmeharty Fri May 11, 2012 1:26 pm

Where is this being reported beer? How do you know

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Post by MtotheC's Wrasslin Biatch Fri May 11, 2012 1:27 pm

There's an accusation right there...

WWE are pimps

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Post by Mr H Fri May 11, 2012 1:27 pm

Apparently its been common knowledge backstage for months, which leads me to The Rock's 'Rock Concert'. Didnt The Rock mention 'Cena's got a wife' and 'Divorce lawyer round the block, cos Cleveland rocks' or something along them lines?

Bit close to the bone if The Rock knew about Cena's problems!

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Post by Beer Fri May 11, 2012 1:30 pm

bretmeharty wrote:Where is this being reported beer? How do you know

Which bit?

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Post by Shot 21 LCFC Fri May 11, 2012 1:32 pm

Mr H wrote:
King Beer wrote:
Shot 21 LCFC wrote:
Mr H wrote:I wish i knew how to post pictures. But i dont. Because im a failure, and a massive quatbag of doosh.

Kill yourself Whistle

Yeah, with your homo haircut.

Hi guys, this is Mr H's boss, he left this webpage open on his PC. Just to let you all know he is being taken to hospital via ambulance after being found hanging in the gents toilet by what looks like his platted hair. I'll keep you informed as to whether he pulls through.

Im taking the Snitsky approach to this.

IT WASNT MY FAULT

Blame The Miz...

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Post by sodhat Fri May 11, 2012 1:33 pm

Electric Demon wrote:There's an accusation right there...

WWE are pimps

At least it'd explain some of the Diva's divisions purpose...

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Post by TwisT Fri May 11, 2012 1:34 pm

Mr H wrote:Apparently its been common knowledge backstage for months, which leads me to The Rock's 'Rock Concert'. Didnt The Rock mention 'Cena's got a wife' and 'Divorce lawyer round the block, cos Cleveland rocks' or something along them lines?

Bit close to the bone if The Rock knew about Cena's problems!

I refer to my first post Laugh

Well spotted H

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Post by bretmeharty Fri May 11, 2012 1:36 pm

All of it, It was common knowledge Mickie James was making a nuisance of her self with guys such as Cena and batista but didn't think anything happened with Cena.

And Haven't seen nothing reported about his brother and wife

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Post by theundisputedY2D2 Fri May 11, 2012 3:42 pm


Apparently this divorce is going to be even messier than Hulk Hogan's.


Then again it could just be typical wrestling hyperbole:


"It's gonna be the messiest divorce of ALL TIMES!"


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Post by MtotheC's Wrasslin Biatch Fri May 11, 2012 3:43 pm

theundisputedY2D2 wrote:
Apparently this divorce is going to be even messier than Hulk Hogan's.


Then again it could just be typical wrestling hyperbole:


"It's gonna be the messiest divorce of ALL TIMES!"


That reminds me.... where the hell is Random Thoughts recently Y2?

That was THE light relief of the week

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