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John Cena to divorce
Cena filed the docs in Florida, claiming his marriage to Liz Huberdeau is "irretrievably broken." John and Liz were high school sweethearts but only married three years ago. They have no children.
Now here's the kicker -- Liz has already hired high-powered Miami attorney Raymond Rafool, the same attorney who repped Linda Hogan during her divorce ... and took Hulk to the cleaners.
But it won't be easy -- according to the docs, Liz signed a crippling pre-nup in 2009.
Liz' lawyer has already released a statement, claiming, "Although it is indeed unfortunate that John Cena decided to divorce his high school sweetheart Liz Cena; particularly, after they have come so far in their lives and in his career together, Liz will and really has no choice but to pursue all of her rights and entitlements."
The attorney adds, "Sadly, divorce is not the way Liz thought her perfect love story would end."
12:12 PM -- Liz' attorney tells us, Cena blindsided her with the divorce filing. They had been having issues -- and Cena even approached her recently with a pre-divorce financial settlement agreement -- but Liz refused to sign it, convinced the relationship would still work out.
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No wonder he was snogging Eve
Now here's the kicker -- Liz has already hired high-powered Miami attorney Raymond Rafool, the same attorney who repped Linda Hogan during her divorce ... and took Hulk to the cleaners.
But it won't be easy -- according to the docs, Liz signed a crippling pre-nup in 2009.
Liz' lawyer has already released a statement, claiming, "Although it is indeed unfortunate that John Cena decided to divorce his high school sweetheart Liz Cena; particularly, after they have come so far in their lives and in his career together, Liz will and really has no choice but to pursue all of her rights and entitlements."
The attorney adds, "Sadly, divorce is not the way Liz thought her perfect love story would end."
12:12 PM -- Liz' attorney tells us, Cena blindsided her with the divorce filing. They had been having issues -- and Cena even approached her recently with a pre-divorce financial settlement agreement -- but Liz refused to sign it, convinced the relationship would still work out.
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No wonder he was snogging Eve
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What is the likelihood that this gets highlighted in WWE programming? Or, in respect for their number one star, are they to have a blanket ban on anything being mentioned remotely connected to this subject?
Oh for this to have happened a few months earlier and for the Rock to have mentioned it during the Rock Concert.
Oh for this to have happened a few months earlier and for the Rock to have mentioned it during the Rock Concert.
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Perhaps he only had 5 moves in the bedroom department too then.
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Mr H wrote:Perhaps he only had 5 moves in the bedroom department too then.
At least he can get back to practicing the five knuckle shuffle.
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John Cena is coming to terms on the release of WWE Superstars wife. We wish Mrs Cena the best in all future endeavors and nanannana hey hey hey goodbye.
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sodhat wrote:Mr H wrote:Perhaps he only had 5 moves in the bedroom department too then.
At least he can get back to practicing the five knuckle shuffle.
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Poor John.
He must be cut up.
Wonder if he's channeling his anger and frustration in his much better promos these days?
He must be cut up.
Wonder if he's channeling his anger and frustration in his much better promos these days?
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You guys are mean
Poor guy.
He must be heartbroken
Poor guy.
He must be heartbroken
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Well I bet CM Punk isn't impressed
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Just find the whole CM Punk not impressed photo shops funny and the Cena one I think is probably the best.
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Those pics were brilliant Hahahaha
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I wish i knew how to post pictures. But i dont. Because im a failure, and a massive quatbag of doosh.
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Mr H wrote:I wish i knew how to post pictures. But i dont. Because im a failure, and a massive quatbag of doosh.
Kill yourself
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Shot 21 LCFC wrote:Mr H wrote:I wish i knew how to post pictures. But i dont. Because im a failure, and a massive quatbag of doosh.
Kill yourself
Yeah, with your homo haircut.
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King Beer wrote:Shot 21 LCFC wrote:Mr H wrote:I wish i knew how to post pictures. But i dont. Because im a failure, and a massive quatbag of doosh.
Kill yourself
Yeah, with your homo haircut.
Hi guys, this is Mr H's boss, he left this webpage open on his PC. Just to let you all know he is being taken to hospital via ambulance after being found hanging in the gents toilet by what looks like his platted hair. I'll keep you informed as to whether he pulls through.
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Mr H wrote:King Beer wrote:Shot 21 LCFC wrote:Mr H wrote:I wish i knew how to post pictures. But i dont. Because im a failure, and a massive quatbag of doosh.
Kill yourself
Yeah, with your homo haircut.
Hi guys, this is Mr H's boss, he left this webpage open on his PC. Just to let you all know he is being taken to hospital via ambulance after being found hanging in the gents toilet by what looks like his platted hair. I'll keep you informed as to whether he pulls through.
DILLIGAF?
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Thank god for the pre-nup. Women deserve nothing from divorce, very little angers me more.
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dallym wrote:sad news.
What about, Cena or Mr H?
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MIG wrote:dallym wrote:sad news.
What about, Cena or Mr H?
Cena
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Hardly surprising - didn't she sleep with his Brother at some point?! From what I have read, I don't think he has been an angel either - I was surprised when he got married in the first place
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Sara wrote:Hardly surprising - didn't she sleep with his Brother at some point?! From what I have read, I don't think he has been an angel either - I was surprised when he got married in the first place
It sounds like the Giggs family!
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Anyone think Zack Ryder slept with Cena's wife to get back at him for Eve, causing the divorce?
It books itself
It books itself
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Hey, leave Ryan out of it
Well, they did bring the Matt Hardy, Edge, Lita thing on TV - you never know, lol!
Well, they did bring the Matt Hardy, Edge, Lita thing on TV - you never know, lol!
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I can see him now:
"I slept with your wife Cena, I fistpumped all night!
Woo woo woo, you know it!"
Fistpumped can mean whatever you wish it to mean...
"I slept with your wife Cena, I fistpumped all night!
Woo woo woo, you know it!"
Fistpumped can mean whatever you wish it to mean...
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He must be cut up about it considering they are childhood sweethearts but then again he might not be, we don't know the facts whats happened did he do something, did she do something. All the money and girls throwing themselves at him will help him get over it.
They may have signed a prenup but as she was with him before he made all his money I believe she is entitled to a cut.
They may have signed a prenup but as she was with him before he made all his money I believe she is entitled to a cut.
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sodhat wrote:I can see him now:
"I slept with your wife Cena, I fistpumped all night!
Woo woo woo, you know it!"
Fistpumped can mean whatever you wish it to mean...
I used to think it meant using a bicycle pump to blow up your doll
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I'm just surprised it's taken this long for them to file for divorce. I mean, he lives and breathes WWE, so I can't imagine he spends much time at home.
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Cena's Wife : Are you coming home this weekend John? I'd love to see you
Cena : You can't see me.
Cena's Wife : Why do you always say that?
Cena : You can't see me.
Cena's Wife : Why do you always say that?
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He should change his t-shirts to just Hustle & Respect.
Loyalty is not filing for divorce John!
Loyalty is not filing for divorce John!
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Maybe she tried to adjust his attitude.
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He was banging Mickie James for a while.
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King Beer wrote:He was banging Mickie James for a while.
That could apply to anyone in the WWE...hardly a reason for divorce, it was almost an obligation
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sodhat wrote:King Beer wrote:He was banging Mickie James for a while.
That could apply to anyone in the WWE...hardly a reason for divorce, it was almost an obligation
True.
Funny how they make such a big deal out of them being childhood sweethearts but conveniently miss out the part where she screws his brother and he bangs a .
I wonder where the part about Vince touching him up at an AC/DC concert comes in*?
*Not true.
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sodhat wrote:King Beer wrote:He was banging Mickie James for a while.
That could apply to anyone in the WWE...hardly a reason for divorce, it was almost an obligation
You may joke about that but its frowned upon by some top wwe execs if a "top superstar" hits on a diva and is turned down
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Where is this being reported beer? How do you know
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There's an accusation right there...
WWE are pimps
WWE are pimps
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Apparently its been common knowledge backstage for months, which leads me to The Rock's 'Rock Concert'. Didnt The Rock mention 'Cena's got a wife' and 'Divorce lawyer round the block, cos Cleveland rocks' or something along them lines?
Bit close to the bone if The Rock knew about Cena's problems!
Bit close to the bone if The Rock knew about Cena's problems!
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bretmeharty wrote:Where is this being reported beer? How do you know
Which bit?
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Mr H wrote:King Beer wrote:Shot 21 LCFC wrote:Mr H wrote:I wish i knew how to post pictures. But i dont. Because im a failure, and a massive quatbag of doosh.
Kill yourself
Yeah, with your homo haircut.
Hi guys, this is Mr H's boss, he left this webpage open on his PC. Just to let you all know he is being taken to hospital via ambulance after being found hanging in the gents toilet by what looks like his platted hair. I'll keep you informed as to whether he pulls through.
Im taking the Snitsky approach to this.
IT WASNT MY FAULT
Blame The Miz...
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Electric Demon wrote:There's an accusation right there...
WWE are pimps
At least it'd explain some of the Diva's divisions purpose...
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Mr H wrote:Apparently its been common knowledge backstage for months, which leads me to The Rock's 'Rock Concert'. Didnt The Rock mention 'Cena's got a wife' and 'Divorce lawyer round the block, cos Cleveland rocks' or something along them lines?
Bit close to the bone if The Rock knew about Cena's problems!
I refer to my first post
Well spotted H
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All of it, It was common knowledge Mickie James was making a nuisance of her self with guys such as Cena and batista but didn't think anything happened with Cena.
And Haven't seen nothing reported about his brother and wife
And Haven't seen nothing reported about his brother and wife
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Apparently this divorce is going to be even messier than Hulk Hogan's.
Then again it could just be typical wrestling hyperbole:
"It's gonna be the messiest divorce of ALL TIMES!"
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theundisputedY2D2 wrote:
Apparently this divorce is going to be even messier than Hulk Hogan's.
Then again it could just be typical wrestling hyperbole:
"It's gonna be the messiest divorce of ALL TIMES!"
That reminds me.... where the hell is Random Thoughts recently Y2?
That was THE light relief of the week
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