What part of the English country garden is not rosy?

The seed bed seems to be well-tilthed, friable and moist.

The nursery is productive,

The show garden displays have been increasingly impressive whilst mid-season having to succumb to the West-Usk Gardening Society by a narrow margin featuring a significant number of hardy perennials.

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The sunlight of false dawns isn't going to suffice I'm afraid. Also, manure may be useful to a certain extent but too much of it will bury the roses in their own delusions. Eventually someone will dig a hole in the compost pile and reality will shine through clear as day, causing the roses to wilt of shock and exposure

The garden is rosy but English fans or media can't allow it to be rosy. It has to be imaculate. Like the sacking of Brian Ashton. He was a coach to keep but they threw him away and look what happened. Just be happy it's rosy.

I'm sorry, Portnoy, but there's only one word that goes with "moist" ....

I'm sorry, Portnoy, but there's only one word that goes with "moist" .....

Camembert?

cheese!

Knowsit17 wrote:The sunlight of false dawns isn't going to suffice I'm afraid. Also, manure may be useful to a certain extent but too much of it will bury the roses in their own delusions. Eventually someone will dig a hole in the compost pile and reality will shine through clear as day, causing the roses to wilt of shock and exposure

Rotten b/s is good for roses.

So long as it's mixed with a good dose of dry humus humour and some extract of urine.

TrailApe wrote:

I'm sorry, Portnoy, but there's only one word that goes with "moist" .....

Camembert?

Hmm, close, Trail Ape

did someone mention cheese?