Caddy Responses

Done before, but we deserve a giggle:

Golfer: "I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long, sir?"

Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven sir, you've already moved most of the earth."

Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir . . . . You miss the ball much closer now."

Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually, sir."

Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so sir . . . That would be too much of a coincidence."

Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch sir - it's a compass."

Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "But this isn't the golf course . . . We left that an hour ago sir."

Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

Doc wrote:
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually, sir."

That one has to be my favourite!

On the tee

What's the line here Percy.

Yi see thon green car going doon the road.

[I wos there!]

Golfer: 'I'm playing so badly. What should I do?'
Caddy: 'Get your ball retriever re-gripped'.

Golfer: 'I'm playing so badly. What should I do?'
Caddy: 'Saw six inches off the end of your clubs'.
Golfer: 'Do you think that will help?'
Caddy: 'Definitely sir, they'll fit in the bin a lot easier.'