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Post by Pal Joey Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:48 am

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Random factor, like a tractor...
by luckless_pedestrian on Sat 28 May 2011, 5:06 pm

Hello. Following its roaring success on the old 606 (winner of six Luckies*) I thought I'd provide a space on 606v2 for you to post any irrelevant little things you fancy sharing.

I'll start: I've always had trouble with the line 'Love grows where my Rosemary goes.' If they'd chosen another name like Anne or Susan there'd be no problem, but rosemary's a herb so it could be 'Love goes where my rosemary grows.'

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Grocer Jack can kiss my crack.

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Post by Glas a du Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:21 pm

Vapours.
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Post by Pal Joey Thu Mar 21, 2013 11:58 pm

Toggle gas masks to 'Severely Pungent Unexpected Odour'

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:23 am

Sorry, that's my fault: I just breathed a sigh of relief.

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Post by Glas a du Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:28 am

Sigh relief £50 jubblies out £10 extra.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:44 am

Body odour free of charge.

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Post by Glas a du Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:45 am

Pharaoh moan.
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri Mar 22, 2013 6:46 am

I love a good Roman shower.

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Post by Glas a du Fri Mar 22, 2013 7:01 am

Turkish barf.
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Post by Pal Joey Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:04 am

Complimentary Hot Korean Towel

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Post by Glas a du Fri Mar 22, 2013 9:31 am

Dog hairs extra
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Mon Mar 25, 2013 9:38 pm

music I'm feeling sexy and free... music

Good for you, Jessie J. Now go away lest I slap you.

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Post by Glas a du Tue Mar 26, 2013 12:22 am

I wouldn't mind a free sexy feel though...
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Post by Pal Joey Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:06 am

Like a Lucky Dip you mean?

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Post by Glas a du Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:09 am

You dip Lucky if you want to, the Gentleman's not for dipping...
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:28 am

music Take me down like I'm a domino... music

Just give me a bullet, Jessie.

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Post by Glas a du Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:30 am

music hit me baby one more time music

Ha! Do you think I'm stupid Britney? I can see the 'hidden' camera in your crotchless knickers...
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:34 am

That's not a camera, it's a periscope.

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Post by Glas a du Tue Mar 26, 2013 1:37 am

Outer space...

Inner space you mean?

No, outer...
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Post by Pal Joey Tue Mar 26, 2013 2:35 pm

music I... wanna rock n' roll... all night...............and party every day! music

Don't you ever take that silly make-up off, Ace?

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Post by Glas a du Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:35 pm

music I've got the balls you've got the brains, lets make Findus Curry...music
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Post by George Carlin Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:38 pm

I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm with a snooze button.
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Post by Glas a du Tue Mar 26, 2013 6:43 pm

Don't tell me, it's remote control...
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Mar 26, 2013 7:17 pm

There was a boy in my year at school called Dan Oedran. He's in prison now.

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Post by Pal Joey Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:25 pm

Sing-Sing-A-Song Prison?

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Post by George Carlin Tue Mar 26, 2013 10:33 pm

Glas a du wrote:music I've got the balls you've got the brains, lets make Findus Curry...music
Laugh
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:39 pm

I goose geese.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:35 am

Ooft, that was some w@nk, I've twisted my knee!

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Sun Mar 31, 2013 12:31 am

music Rhosyn Saron yw ei enw... music

Well it's not the most masculine name I've ever heard...

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Post by George Carlin Tue Apr 09, 2013 10:37 pm

Bloody hell: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/9980178/Thieves-steal-five-tons-of-Nutella.html

Presumably there's 8 tonnes of toast also missing somewhere.
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Post by Glas a du Tue Apr 09, 2013 11:30 pm

you'd have to be nuts to do that...
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Post by Submachine Wed Apr 10, 2013 12:41 am

George Carlin wrote:Bloody hell: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/9980178/Thieves-steal-five-tons-of-Nutella.html

Presumably there's 8 tonnes of toast also missing somewhere.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Apr 11, 2013 10:35 pm

I'm all for organ donation, but I wouldn't want them to give any of my organs to a bigot, say, or a crashing bore.

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Post by Glas a du Thu Apr 11, 2013 10:46 pm

Not even if it makes them less of a bigot?
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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Thu Apr 11, 2013 11:09 pm

Ooh, I hadn't thought of that.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri Apr 12, 2013 6:11 pm

Honesty isn't always the best policy: for example, when you're asked in a job interview what you like to do in your spare time and you say 'prostitutes'.

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Post by Pal Joey Fri Apr 12, 2013 6:30 pm

I always say "dabble with sex-workers". It pays to be PC in such situations.

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Post by Pal Joey Fri Apr 12, 2013 6:31 pm

sorry, I meant "dalliances" Very Happy

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri Apr 12, 2013 6:35 pm

I suppose you could keep it vague and say you like to keep your finger in as many pies as possible.

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Post by Pal Joey Fri Apr 12, 2013 6:44 pm

They hate it when you tell them to mind their own business.

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Post by Submachine Fri Apr 12, 2013 8:12 pm

I was asked in an interview once "What would you say is your biggest weakness?". I had an outer body experience as I squirmed trying to think of something. Eventually had a flash of inspiration as I gave Spud's answer to the same question in Trainspotting
"Well I can be a bit of a perfectionist" I possibly would have got away with it if one of the interviewers hadn't recognised the quote and broke his hole laughing. Delivering it in a scottish accent probably wasn't too clever either.

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Post by Glas a du Sat Apr 13, 2013 7:35 am

music now I'm a believer
Got her trace, mapped out in my mind music
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Post by Glas a du Sat Apr 13, 2013 1:50 pm

Over to World correspondent Rupert Whigfield Hayes in Seoul

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Saturday night and the rhetoric is hot,
Like you baby..."music
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Post by Pal Joey Wed Apr 17, 2013 9:12 pm

Kim Jong-Un & The 3 Dry Hayseeds.... Live At the Budokan.

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Wed Apr 17, 2013 9:27 pm

Supported by Rok-Un Roll.

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Post by Pal Joey Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:25 pm

Psy on the lighting rig.

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Post by Glas a du Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:40 pm

Kim Wilde "I told ya he was a Jong Un"
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Post by Pal Joey Wed Apr 17, 2013 10:54 pm

music jet ski-ing in Cam-bo-di-a... music

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:34 am

Habeas corpus, muthafukcas!

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Post by Pal Joey Fri Apr 19, 2013 1:50 am

music it means nothing to me.... oh Vientiane.... music

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Post by Luckless Pedestrian Fri Apr 19, 2013 5:49 pm

An eagle's eyrie.

A badger's sett.

A Fox's glacier mint.

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