"it ain't a white thing, it ain't a black thing, it's A ME KICKING YOUR ASS THING!!!"

"it ain't a white thing, it ain't a black thing, it's A ME KICKING YOUR ASS THING!!!" (Stone Cold Steve Austin)

Pro wrestling wouldnt be half as entertaining if it wasnt for those loud mouth, trash talking, gum flapping hot heads and im dedicated this thread to the best wrestling quotes ever! Be it fuuny, entertaining, trash talk, quick witted, whatever just list bellow and let the reminiscing begin!

Here's some of my favorites Rock quotes to get us started:

The Rock: 'Happy Birthday Dear Steph, you're a hoe with big breasts, so take the night off from hooking, if you smell what The Rock is cooking'

The Rock: "Booker T - hair done by Whoopie, Shane McMahon still a pu$$y!"

The Rock: "This is a little rhyming contest between you and The Rock...well The Rock has got one better than that, here's a little rhyme: Booker T and Shane - the punk ass sucka and the silver spoon motha f@%ker!"

Cena's best lines

"I'm like a big, purple pinwheel, Rock, so go ahead and blow me."

"Lita's a slut, y'all should run the other way when you see her
I shook her hand last week and she gave me gonorrhea"

Pure Gold...from the first minute to the last. The crowd were amazing and each person was on top form!

Man do I wish we still had WWE shows like this: Enjoy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAolZFjq06g&feature=related

Best Kurt Angle quotes;

"I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count."

"Later on tonight, I’ll be facing the man many people have referred to as the “Big Red special”. Now, not that I have anything against retards. In fact many of my biggest fans are retards."

“Undertaker, if that is your real name…”

"And Hunter, try to go a week without accidentally hitting your wife, ok?"

"I just want to say to everyone that, even though I suplexed an eighty-two-year-old pregnant woman, I am still a role model for children, not to mention elderly people as well."

Kurt Angle again "Not to mention our former tag team champions lost their titles after my good friend Christian was hit in the genitals with a hockey stick by a midget! I mean enough is enough"

Kurt Angle just loves milk. And jugs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6C0OkVQW7g

I forgot just how hilarious Kurt Angle was...my favourite is when Spike Dudley tells him to leave his girlfriend alone,Kurt replies with
"What is this??saved by the bell?!?"
Classic

The Rock: "Admit it Lilian, you get wet....WITH PERSPIRATION.. standing this close to The Rock." (cue huge cheers from the crowd)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtMML_zdfxA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ydZDLLtp8Y

invincibleILeak (CL-6WF) wrote:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ydZDLLtp8Y

Careful now, that sort of thing could get you banned from here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-Euf41JG7I&feature=related

the part where the rock asks michael cole if he's a little bit comme çi comme ça- brilliant!

Beer belly...WHAT?!...Beer belly....WHAT!?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipZBn9EU3rU

Marky wrote:Best Kurt Angle quotes;

"I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count."

I remember that. Had me in stitches!! Loved Kurt then