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by **rIck_dAgless** Tue 22 Jun 2021, 10:08 am

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by **Galted** Thu 22 Jul 2021, 10:07 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Hey everyone, turns out LiW is a professor.

This isn't a good forum for anecdotes.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 22 Jul 2021, 10:10 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Hey everyone, turns out LiW is a professor.

Exactly. The professor is right.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 22 Jul 2021, 10:22 am

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Hey everyone, turns out LiW is a professor.

This isn't a good forum for anecdotes.

A friend of mine once had a threesome with twin sisters.

by **Galted** Thu 22 Jul 2021, 10:25 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Hey everyone, turns out LiW is a professor.

This isn't a good forum for anecdotes.

A friend of mine once had a threesome with twin sisters.

Julius is really a twin sister!

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 22 Jul 2021, 10:26 am

l*l out loud.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jul 2021, 10:40 am

Galted wrote:I will be haunted by the spitting cobras for the rest of my 606 life. It's like the time I foolishly told the b*stards about a colleague of mine who passed out in the City only to wake up to, as he put it, 'a tramp getting off with me'.

Pretty sure you told us he was getting "noshed off" by a tramp?

You make the above sound almost romantic.

by **Galted** Thu 22 Jul 2021, 10:46 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:I will be haunted by the spitting cobras for the rest of my 606 life. It's like the time I foolishly told the b*stards about a colleague of mine who passed out in the City only to wake up to, as he put it, 'a tramp getting off with me'.

Pretty sure you told us he was getting "noshed off" by a tramp?

You make the above sound almost romantic.

I would be very surprised if I'd used the term 'noshed off'. That's the kind of phrase you'd see in a Readers' Wives letter.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jul 2021, 10:47 am

And I'm pretty sure your anecdote about falling off a old brass whilst struggling to maintain a stiffy renders all your previous anecdotes obsolete.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jul 2021, 10:48 am

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:I will be haunted by the spitting cobras for the rest of my 606 life. It's like the time I foolishly told the b*stards about a colleague of mine who passed out in the City only to wake up to, as he put it, 'a tramp getting off with me'.

Pretty sure you told us he was getting "noshed off" by a tramp?

You make the above sound almost romantic.

I would be very surprised if I'd used the term 'noshed off'. That's the kind of phrase you'd see in a Readers' Wives letter.

To be fair, it does sound very much like the sort of term Jeff/Geoff would have used.

by **Galted** Thu 22 Jul 2021, 10:50 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:And I'm pretty sure your anecdote about falling off a old brass whilst struggling to maintain a stiffy renders all your previous anecdotes obsolete.

She wasn't old, she was young and fit, which makes the loss of £95 all the more gutting.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 22 Jul 2021, 10:51 am

From November 2015 -

Galted wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:That sounds like a man speaking from experience Dave?
No, I just used my imagination and, given the thought of being noshed off by a tramp at the end of the day proved to be almost vomit inducing, it didn't take much imagination to believe the experience would be unpleasant at any other time.

One of my ex-colleagues who was a bit of a p1ss-head got hammered in the City one night and missed his train back to Rickmansworth so ended up passing out in or near the metal slab sculpture outside Liverpool Street station. When he woke up a homeless was tasting his John Thomas. He told us the story in an heroic "I hit a tramp" way but no-one saw past the knob-in-mouth part.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 22 Jul 2021, 10:53 am

Update - from earlier that day in November 2015 -

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:michaelsed

It deserved better as well.

A bummer tramp noshing you off is no way to end the day.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jul 2021, 10:54 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:From November 2015 -

Galted wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:That sounds like a man speaking from experience Dave?
No, I just used my imagination and, given the thought of being noshed off by a tramp at the end of the day proved to be almost vomit inducing, it didn't take much imagination to believe the experience would be unpleasant at any other time.

One of my ex-colleagues who was a bit of a p1ss-head got hammered in the City one night and missed his train back to Rickmansworth so ended up passing out in or near the metal slab sculpture outside Liverpool Street station. When he woke up a homeless was tasting his John Thomas. He told us the story in an heroic "I hit a tramp" way but no-one saw past the knob-in-mouth part.

"tasting his John Thomas"

l*l out loud.

Very Galted language that.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jul 2021, 10:55 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Update - from earlier that day in November 2015 -

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:michaelsed

It deserved better as well.

A bummer tramp noshing you off is no way to end the day.

I stand by that comment.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jul 2021, 10:55 am

Great work as well, Jules.

by lostinwales Thu 22 Jul 2021, 11:14 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Hey everyone, turns out LiW is a professor.

I am not blond

by **superflyweight** Thu 22 Jul 2021, 11:14 am

"Tasting his John Thomas" is a classic of its type. I can't believe I let that slip from my memory.

by **Galted** Thu 22 Jul 2021, 11:35 am

Excellent work, Julius, I'm too scared to quote myself now.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jul 2021, 12:01 pm

Galted wrote:Excellent work, Julius, I'm too scared to quote myself now.

Mind the windows Tino wrote:Me too

by **Galted** Thu 22 Jul 2021, 12:33 pm

Galted wrote:How the f*ck did you do that?

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jul 2021, 12:38 pm

Galted wrote:
Galted wrote:How the f*ck did you do that?

Mind the windows Tino wrote: Mind the windows Tino has been using the forum long enough to be competent with the quote function.

by **Galted** Thu 22 Jul 2021, 12:44 pm

Galted wrote:
Galted wrote:How the f*ck did you do that?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Galted wrote:How the f*ck did you do that?

Mind the windows Tino wrote: Mind the windows Tino has been using the forum long enough to be competent with the quote function.

Galted wrote: Sorcery.

by **Galted** Thu 22 Jul 2021, 12:45 pm

[quote="Galted"][quote="Galted"

I do miss sean's expert use of the quote function.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jul 2021, 12:51 pm

Galted wrote:
Galted wrote:[quote="Galted"

I do miss sean's expert use of the quote function.

l*l.

He was pretty hopeless at it. I used to love it when Cane would make an arse of the function because he prided himself on his mastery of it. All those fancy table he used to come up with.

The chance to catch him was rare but enjoyable.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 22 Jul 2021, 12:54 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Galted wrote:[quote="Galted"

I do miss sean's expert use of the quote function.

l*l.

He was pretty hopeless at it. I used to love it when Cane would make an arse of the function because he prided himself on his mastery of it. All those fancy table he used to come up with.

The chance to catch him was rare but enjoyable.

I chair your thoughts on that observation.

by **superflyweight** Thu 22 Jul 2021, 12:55 pm

Wonder what Union is up to these days?

His reverse lineal heavyweight champion threads were the work of disturbed genius. Think there's also a chance that Spring might have been an alias of his (although not ruling out that Spring might have been Windy's unknown alias).

by **Galted** Thu 22 Jul 2021, 1:03 pm

Pal Joey wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Galted wrote:[quote="Galted"

I do miss sean's expert use of the quote function.

l*l.

He was pretty hopeless at it. I used to love it when Cane would make an arse of the function because he prided himself on his mastery of it. All those fancy table he used to come up with.

The chance to catch him was rare but enjoyable.

I chair your thoughts on that observation.

I dread not being able to contribute to these pun threads but sofa so good on this one.

by **Pal Joey** Thu 22 Jul 2021, 1:08 pm

Galted wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Galted wrote:[quote="Galted"

I do miss sean's expert use of the quote function.

l*l.

He was pretty hopeless at it. I used to love it when Cane would make an arse of the function because he prided himself on his mastery of it. All those fancy table he used to come up with.

The chance to catch him was rare but enjoyable.

I chair your thoughts on that observation.

I dread not being able to contribute to these pun threads but sofa so good on this one.

You're stool pretty good yourself, Galts.

by lostinwales Thu 22 Jul 2021, 1:21 pm

I was having a healthy snack earlier and it reminded me of the old Ian Dury song 'Raisins to be Cheerful'

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 22 Jul 2021, 1:26 pm

Pal Joey wrote:
Galted wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Galted wrote:[quote="Galted"

I do miss sean's expert use of the quote function.

l*l.

He was pretty hopeless at it. I used to love it when Cane would make an arse of the function because he prided himself on his mastery of it. All those fancy table he used to come up with.

The chance to catch him was rare but enjoyable.

I chair your thoughts on that observation.

I dread not being able to contribute to these pun threads but sofa so good on this one.

You're stool pretty good yourself, Galts.

I'd like to buy a sofa but I canapé.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 22 Jul 2021, 1:27 pm

lostinwales wrote:I was having a healthy snack earlier and it reminded me of the old Ian Dury song 'Raisins to be Cheerful'

I'd like to buy a snack but I canapé.

by **Galted** Thu 22 Jul 2021, 1:37 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:
Galted wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Galted wrote:[quote="Galted"

I do miss sean's expert use of the quote function.

l*l.

He was pretty hopeless at it. I used to love it when Cane would make an arse of the function because he prided himself on his mastery of it. All those fancy table he used to come up with.

The chance to catch him was rare but enjoyable.

I chair your thoughts on that observation.

I dread not being able to contribute to these pun threads but sofa so good on this one.

You're stool pretty good yourself, Galts.

I'd like to buy a sofa but I canapé.

JuliusHMarx wrote:
lostinwales wrote:I was having a healthy snack earlier and it reminded me of the old Ian Dury song 'Raisins to be Cheerful'

I'd like to buy a snack but I canapé.

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jul 2021, 2:38 pm

superflyweight wrote:Wonder what Union is up to these days?

His reverse lineal heavyweight champion threads were the work of disturbed genius. Think there's also a chance that Spring might have been an alias of his (although not ruling out that Spring might have been Windy's unknown alias).

Almost certainly dead. He will have corrected the wrong person in a pub and had his head kicked in as a result.

Manos was Winchester so anything is possible on the alias front.

by **JuliusHMarx** Thu 22 Jul 2021, 2:54 pm

Galted wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:
Galted wrote:
Pal Joey wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Galted wrote:[quote="Galted"

I do miss sean's expert use of the quote function.

l*l.

He was pretty hopeless at it. I used to love it when Cane would make an arse of the function because he prided himself on his mastery of it. All those fancy table he used to come up with.

The chance to catch him was rare but enjoyable.

I chair your thoughts on that observation.

I dread not being able to contribute to these pun threads but sofa so good on this one.

You're stool pretty good yourself, Galts.

I'd like to buy a sofa but I canapé.
JuliusHMarx wrote:
lostinwales wrote:I was having a healthy snack earlier and it reminded me of the old Ian Dury song 'Raisins to be Cheerful'

I'd like to buy a snack but I canapé.

Very good of you to quote my excellent double pun.

by **superflyweight** Thu 22 Jul 2021, 3:15 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Wonder what Union is up to these days?

His reverse lineal heavyweight champion threads were the work of disturbed genius. Think there's also a chance that Spring might have been an alias of his (although not ruling out that Spring might have been Windy's unknown alias).

Almost certainly dead. He will have corrected the wrong person in a pub and had his head kicked in as a result.

Manos was Winchester so anything is possible on the alias front.

I think Spring is my all-time favourite WUM. Such a silly concept but so effective - was always great when someone thought he was being serious and took the bite. My other favourite WUM was the guy (can't remember his username) who called Shenglong "slug" and who used to end every post in response to Shenglong with "Salt for the Slug". Have a feeling it might have been an alias of DAVE.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu 22 Jul 2021, 3:25 pm

Wasn't his username Salt For The Slug.

Spring was amazing, as was the why do all boxers have big red hands guy

by Mind the windows Tino. Thu 22 Jul 2021, 3:28 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
superflyweight wrote:Wonder what Union is up to these days?

His reverse lineal heavyweight champion threads were the work of disturbed genius. Think there's also a chance that Spring might have been an alias of his (although not ruling out that Spring might have been Windy's unknown alias).

Almost certainly dead. He will have corrected the wrong person in a pub and had his head kicked in as a result.

Manos was Winchester so anything is possible on the alias front.

I think Spring is my all-time favourite WUM. Such a silly concept but so effective - was always great when someone thought he was being serious and took the bite. My other favourite WUM was the guy (can't remember his username) who called Shenglong "slug" and who used to end every post in response to Shenglong with "Salt for the Slug". Have a feeling it might have been an alias of DAVE.

I think it was Lumbering Jack's alias who ended each post with 'Salt for the Slug'.

That is not to say that Lumbering Jack wasn't an alias of Dave although I'm fairly certain it wasn't.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 23 Jul 2021, 7:53 am

First fist for f***ing forever.

by **Galted** Fri 23 Jul 2021, 8:02 am

Sicond sicond in a row.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 23 Jul 2021, 8:36 am

Treble tird.

by **Galted** Fri 23 Jul 2021, 8:48 am

So who's going to be the big winner in the Olympics... covid, racism or beefy men in dresses?

by **Pal Joey** Fri 23 Jul 2021, 8:52 am

Galted wrote:So who's going to be the big winner in the Olympics... covid, racism or beefy men in dresses?

The crowd control stewards maybe?

Will watch some of it regardless of the fact that 99% of seats will be empty.
Feel sorry for the Japanese after all that prep work. Hope it goes very well for them.

by **Galted** Fri 23 Jul 2021, 8:56 am

Pal Joey wrote:
Galted wrote:So who's going to be the big winner in the Olympics... covid, racism or beefy men in dresses?

The crowd control stewards maybe?

Will watch some of it regardless of the fact that 99% of seats will be empty.
Feel sorry for the Japanese after all that prep work. Hope it goes very well for them.

Same, kind of thing you'd wish on the Paris Olympics.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 23 Jul 2021, 8:58 am

Currently it's making the women's teams wear unnecessarily skimpy clothes for some reason.

by **Pal Joey** Fri 23 Jul 2021, 9:04 am

rIck_dAgless wrote:Currently it's making the women's teams wear unnecessarily skimpy clothes for some reason.

Yes, what was that... the Danish or Dutch? women's beach volleyball team fined for wearing shorts instead of bikinis? Laugh

Sorry... Norway. Less sand up their cracks I suppose.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 23 Jul 2021, 9:14 am

All seems pretty silly does it not lol

by **Galted** Fri 23 Jul 2021, 9:29 am

Funny as it was it's quite shocking that that's an actual rule. All it needs is for one of the NZ women's team's cocks to slip out and I'm sure there'd be a hurried rule change.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 23 Jul 2021, 9:40 am

It's kinda odd that this may happen.

by **Galted** Fri 23 Jul 2021, 9:52 am

Yep, we're living in an episode of South Park, with a bit of cowriting from the Pythons and Godard.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 23 Jul 2021, 11:10 am

Galted wrote:Funny as it was it's quite shocking that that's an actual rule.

Can only imagine what sean is thinking about this.

Probably wondering why they are even allowed bikini bottoms. Why aren't they forced to play in a thong?

Mandatory handjobs for the Olympic committee at half time.

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