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Soft thread split, hard thread split, no-deal thread split. Who gives a sh!t as long as we get a thread split by the 8:31 deadline.

Cheers fellas. Not so bad now at night but it looks so overcast... not with rain clouds though.

Accidental crouching slide...    I can imagine that looked awkwardly spectacular, Galted.

Crouching Wa*ker Sliding Tw@t

We used to call them "Granny Slides" in Primary School.

superflyweight wrote:Crouching Wa*ker Sliding Tw@t

Although I should take offence at that it's very much how I felt.

It wasn't personal - I'd have called any one of you a tw@t if you'd accidently slid on ice.

Now I'm offended that you need to explain as though I might've been offended in the first place.

F**king pair of snowflake millennial's or whatever.

rick_dagless wrote:F**king pair of snowflake millennial's or whatever.

Odd lunch choice and no score out of 10 given.

That's because I was f**ing them, adds seasoning.

Will update when done.

2 Snowflake Millenials, with seasoning 6/10

A bit worried about Jules. Either he's still stuck on the motorway or he's got curling practice tonight.

Thursday's the night he 'auditions' up and coming actresses for his plays.

I was stuck on the motorway for a while, but I'm back home. Pukka pie and curly fries for tea in a minute.

Galted wrote:Thursday's the night he 'auditions' up and coming actresses for his plays.

The truth is far more complicated, but you're in the general right area.

Casting couch fist.

#metoo sicond

wfh tird

The commute from kitchen to sofa OK this morning, Jules?

Sofa, so good.

Although I'm on a chair in my home office.

Diversion?

Regrettably, yes

Sh1te on here today.

It's all happening on the 'grinds my gears' thread, Julius. Rick and I have posted absolute corkers on there.

Even Fly (inferior) is joining in.

Fish and chips from "Spoons" 6/10

Galted wrote:It's all happening on the 'grinds my gears' thread, Julius.  Rick and I have posted absolute corkers on there.

Thanks for the heads-up G-man.

On another note, I think Afro may well be in danger of hitting the qualifying criteria as an honorary cup member, like Hibbz.

I'd vote him in based on his hairstyle alone.

JuliusHMarx wrote:

Galted wrote:It's all happening on the 'grinds my gears' thread, Julius.  Rick and I have posted absolute corkers on there.

Thanks for the heads-up G-man.

No worries, Marx bro, it's fair to share what's there because I dare to care.

Saturday morning fist.

Might see if I can spot Flipper at the cricket today. Some good crowd shots yesterday. I'm pretty sure I saw someone who looked like him (chatting with some Kiwis God forbid!) wearing a big hat on the grass bank... but I wasn't completely sure. Has he still got that brown beard and sideburns?

If the brain drain hasn't affected this place too much, we could knock together enough rounds for a Christmas Culture Cup, or a Culture Cup Christmas Special, which would fit the seasonal programming schedule.

I can think of the obvious: Best Christmas Song, Best Christmas Film, Best Christmas TV Special.

Then maybe: Best Use of Christmas in Any Story (or Literature?), Best Christmas Carol, Best Christmas Food, Best Christmas Tradition, Best Christmas Number One (non-Christmas related song). Anything else? Decoration? Best Christmas Toy (feel like that needs too much explaining, ie a toy that was hugely popular at a Christmas). Best Present You Ever Got? Best Present You Ever Gave?

Apologies for the weekend post.

Sounds good to me.

All of the above.

Yep I am in

Inclusive fist

Siconding thud as I lay down the post later

I shall also participate - collegiate tird.

I saw someone stating that Boris "testiculates" which is waving his hands around whilst talking b0llocks, this is now in my day to day lexicon, so thought I would share.

Morning, all.

Hello, I'm in.

Another slide this morning, this one was more of a reverse moonwalk in the style of Chaplin. No ice to blame, paving stones are wet and my Rockports have very little grip. Had to resort to splaying my feet and walking like an Emperor Penguin, big risk that Super will call me a c*nt.

Flipper has put it in the CC thread, so register interest in there.

Galted wrote:Hello, I'm in.

Another slide this morning, this one was more of a reverse moonwalk in the style of Chaplin. No ice to blame, paving stones are wet and my Rockports have very little grip. Had to resort to splaying my feet and walking like an Emperor Penguin, big risk that Super will call me a c*nt.

You wouldn't have slid if you were wearing Hi-Tec. You'd have still looked a c*nt, but you wouldn't have slid.

superflyweight wrote:

Galted wrote:Hello, I'm in.

Another slide this morning, this one was more of a reverse moonwalk in the style of Chaplin. No ice to blame, paving stones are wet and my Rockports have very little grip. Had to resort to splaying my feet and walking like an Emperor Penguin, big risk that Super will call me a c*nt.

You wouldn't have slid if you were wearing Hi-Tec.  You'd have still looked a c*nt, but you wouldn't have slid.  

Haha, I miss the b*stards.

If you don't precensor b*stards it translates as illegitimate childen aka Pal Joeys.

The more the merrier!

Well, that's the plan anyway.

Next post palindrome alert.

I am not far away from all the 1's wonder what I should do for that?

Fist

rick_dagless wrote:I am not far away from all the 1's wonder what I should do for that?

Fist

Plant 5 trees. 1 1 1 1 1

Sicond.

Had a mini tornado at 1:45pm... about 5 hours ago. All OK. Lots of leaves in the air for about 3 minutes.

I might well do that.

I bet that was kind of cool to see TBH.

Tird. Exciting times on the forum with the upcoming Christmas quiz and Rick's impending palindrome. And PJ being used as part of a swear filter.

Are you going to slip over today, Galts? I'd keep an eye out for unexpected objects in unusual places if I were you.

I believe that banana skins are traditionally used to slip people up, because the shape and colour showed up well in old films in grey scale.

Might be wrong though.

Genuinely brilliant joke from Galted on the Christmas Cup thread.

Had to check twice that it wasn't Jules that had posted it.

It was a banger.

Any leaf collateral this autumn?