The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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I am pretty sheet. Got into double figures last week though. All well on the forum?

What do you think windows will do for a career now? Screwfix are hiring down here.

Gutentag Notches. Absolutely Shattered. Unseasonably warm night, very disturbed sleep.

morning mate, maybe you are going through the change?

I'll never be brexiter...neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Morning all. Has America announced it was all a prank yet, and obviously they're not giving the job to president F*ckface?

Jeff, you need to respect the democratic process.

I do, doesn't mean I can't still consider him a small minded misogynistic xenophobic tax dodging f*ckface, does it?

Morning Jeff and Jules.

For the self proclaimed democratic capital of the world, America is not a fan of democracy currently. He is a monumental f**kface however.

We are all of us living in the shadow of Manhattan.

JuliusHMarx wrote:We are all of us living in the shadow of Manhattan.

He does like a pie and a pint but this is ridiculous

Jon Osterman would have been a better choice.

(as comic book jokes tend to kill a thread)

Pork steak in a Honey and Soy glaze, chips, pint of milk (green top as blue was out) 6/10

Yer absolute ninny. Peri peri chicken legs and double mash potato with mangoand banana milkshake. 3/10. Not enough spice in the chicken and not enough mango In the drink. Cheap but not cheerful chippy.

Schoolboy errors, Shah, both my comic book post, and your dining choice it appears.

I wonder if DAVE ran into a superior serial killer.

Galted wrote:I wonder if DAVE ran into a superior serial killer.

And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the fourth beast said: "Come and see." And I looked, and behold a pale Dolphin. And his name that sat on him was Ziggler.

And Hell followed with him.

And on the eighth day the Lord, angry with the vitriol spewing forth from the mouth of DAVE, banished him from the forum and from that day forth and for evermore DAVE roamed the wilderness with the beasts and with the fowls and said unto the beasts and the fowls (and the Lord) what c*nts they were and smote them with a clawhammer and put them in a sack.

I reckon he's in one of those pane's of glass that General Zod was in, floating around in the tiny space between 606v1 and 606v2.

ShahenshahG wrote:

Galted wrote:I wonder if DAVE ran into a superior serial killer.

And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the fourth beast said: "Come and see." And I looked, and behold a pale Dolphin. And his name that sat on him was Ziggler.

And Hell followed with him.

Has anyone said your name since I changed the swear filters?

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

Galted wrote:I wonder if DAVE ran into a superior serial killer.

And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the fourth beast said: "Come and see." And I looked, and behold a pale Dolphin. And his name that sat on him was Ziggler.

And Hell followed with him.

Has anyone said your name since I changed the swear filters?

ShahenshahG

Shah

Gutentag Notches. Bit Brighter today but still warm. All good in the respective hoods?

Morning. Rough week but getting better. Think i had a virus. Passed out outside my flat monday morning

I think Trump will do ok.

Morning chaps, that doesn't sound good sean, but glad you are recovering, I suspect it was an STD.

I think Trump will invariably do as he is told.

Morning All

Trump winning all over the place. His most recent victory being in Scotland where he's been allowed to keep his pole nice and erect.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-37986345

Tackling the big international issues already TSRRN...

You well this fine morn?

Always keen to pursue that big scoop Rick.

I'm dandy today Rick thanks for asking....and yourself?

No too bad cheers mate, got a good feeling about the thread split today, which should cheer folk up...

Exciting times!

President F*ckface will not do OK. He will be an unmitigated disaster. This is because not only is he a sexist, tax dodging, xenophobic bell end he is also a moron. Being a moron is not that huge an issue, being a moron who doesn't realise he is a moron is a disaster, particularly when you're job is as the most powerful man in the world.

Good Afternoon

I think he will be reigned in by the powers that be Jeff. He will undoubtedly be a PR nightmare however.

Afternoon mate.

Reckon he's going to be an absolutely brilliant success during his term or two terms. Then in about 3 or 4 terms time. The incumbent will get the unenviable job of austerity as the insane debts and toxic legacy he leaves behind cripples America to let the Chinese overtake them as the premier superpower.

Rowley wrote:President F*ckface will not do OK. He will be an unmitigated disaster. This is because not only is he a sexist, tax dodging, xenophobic bell end he is also a moron. Being a moron is not that huge an issue, being a moron who doesn't realise he is a moron is a disaster, particularly when you're job is as the most powerful man in the world.

Good Afternoon

Good afternoon you c*nt

This seems to be the common view by brexiters on how it is all going to go down...

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-37995606

If it does happen that way the EU are p*ssies. Everyone else in the world is lining up to cannibalise Britain, it would take a special kind of idiot to mess up that spectacularly.

Morning notches, fist and whatnot.

Morning Rickotine. The chancellor is getting it in the neck today, and my one pound subscription to the FT is making me a wise man in many things I did not previously understand, it will be a shame to cancel it when I have to pay the full price for it. Woke up this morning to a seasonably cool day and had an excellent sleep as well. Now raring to go mate, raring to go. How are things with you?

Wouldn't go as far as raring, Shah, but fair to middling, people do not listen, and as I move towords leaving this place, my inclination to pursue the matter is waning somewhat.

If you replace "grow" with "give" and "field" with "Bed". It's Sean's life in a nutshell. You got anything lined up or you just waiting around for something to come up?

Moving to a new job a bit closer to home mate, better package as well so all good.

I will not be missing the M1...

I think my thread split optimism was misplaced...

It has been lately. You should try and get your 8000th quickly it will hasten the thread split.

Well we are only 3 away mate (2 after this post) so it is ours to play with, though I suspect that either Jeff or Jules are waiting in the wings to post something suitably erudite.

I reckon the lazy feckers are still in bed so I will provide one

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