The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

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Sean is a bummer.

Curry sauce and chips. 7/10*

*would have been a solid 8 but I burnt my mouth on a rogue lava chip

ShahenshahG wrote:Paratha wirh spiced lamb plus Mango lassi 10/10

Didn't realise you had an appetite for Rough Collies, Shah. Nothing MGM would want to know about, right?

Can you get sky box office if you buy a now tv box?

michaelsed

seanmichaels wrote:michaelsed

We can only take so much about your TV issues.

weekend was sorted. date tonight, gardening at mate's parents tomorrow, then boxing. bt have really fecked it up.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:michaelsed

We can only take so much about your TV issues.

I meant television, by the way.

Not transvestites. I'm sure you have no issues with them. Not a red blooded heterosexual like you. No sir.

Thank you for clearing that up. And you are right, i may get a sex tonight. Although my left testicle is painful for some reason.

seanmichaels wrote:Thank you for clearing that up. And you are right, i may get a sex tonight. Although my left testicle is painful for some reason.

Just get him to suck on the right one.

Get out.

Galted finally makes it to Reykjavik.......

Spoiler:

For the sake of f*ck, Sean. Give us some warning.

Is big Wlad looking rather too approvingly at Fury here?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/boxing/34945950

I'd be more concerned about the guy on the right hand side of the picture

If the guy on Fury's immediate left is looking at Tyson's bell-end then he's packing a pretty impressive bit of kit.

Or is Tyson's dad is crouched down just out of shot (if we're talking about bell ends)

What do you call a person or companies who invest on your behalf? As in you provide the funds and they sort out where and what to invest in without input from you.

Women.

ShahenshahG wrote:What do you call a person or companies who invest on your behalf? As in you provide the funds and they sort out where and what to invest in without input from you.

Wealth management mate. What I do for the next 5 weeks. Discretionary portfolios, you hand them the money, they invest at varying risk strategies. Prob not worth it with charges etc unless you have 100k to invest. I can point you in the right dirextion depending on amounts you want to invest.

Very good answer though galted

Fist Bitches.

Welcome to the twilight zone where Fury is the HW Champion of the world. Join me in looking skyward and wondering what the future holds now.

Morning rick the trick

seanmichaels wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:What do you call a person or companies who invest on your behalf? As in you provide the funds and they sort out where and what to invest in without input from you.

Wealth management mate. What I do for the next 5 weeks. Discretionary portfolios, you hand them the money, they invest at varying risk strategies. Prob not worth it with charges etc unless you have 100k to invest. I can point you in the right dirextion depending on amounts you want to invest.

Cheers mate. Not got anything close to that so will explore other avenues

Morning. Docs then a day in bed for me.

Good morning all.

F*ck you all then.

Morning Tino.

Morning Shah!

Good weekend?

Cold mate.

My eldest won his rugby game in the morning but then I lost in the afternoon with the 2nd's. I played appallingly as well.

You?

Was at work but got a bit of a bonus when I managed to pick up a cheap car which runs very well and I finished 12 hours early on sunday so spent a nice few hours watching my daughter do the chores with aplomb. Well as much aplomb a 4 year old can do chores.

ShahenshahG wrote:Was at work but got a bit of a bonus when I managed to pick up a cheap car which runs very well and I finished 12 hours early on sunday so spent a nice few hours watching my daughter do the chores with aplomb. Well as much aplomb a 4 year old can do chores.

12 hours early?

That's just not turning up for work, isn't it?

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Was at work but got a bit of a bonus when I managed to pick up a cheap car which runs very well and I finished 12 hours early on sunday so spent a nice few hours watching my daughter do the chores with aplomb. Well as much aplomb a 4 year old can do chores.

12 hours early?

That's just not turning up for work, isn't it?

18 hour shift

ShahenshahG wrote:

18 hour shift

Over a week, right?

Mornin'

SSLLLLAAAAYYYEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

18 hour shift

Over a week, right?

Not all of us are as fortunate as you Tino

DAVE667 wrote:Mornin'

SSLLLLAAAAYYYEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How was it Serial?

I hope they played Mandatory Suicide? What about Dead Skin Mask? No SLAYER concert is the same without Dead Skin Mask. How about my personal favourite, Angel of Death from their seminal 1986 album, Reign In Blood.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Mornin'

SSLLLLAAAAYYYEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How was it Serial?

I hope they played Mandatory Suicide?  What about Dead Skin Mask?  No SLAYER concert is the same without Dead Skin Mask.  How about my personal favourite, Angel of Death from their seminal 1986 album, Reign In Blood.

Don't be acting the smart lad when it comes to Angel of Death or Reign in Blood.

superflyweight wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Mornin'

SSLLLLAAAAYYYEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How was it Serial?

I hope they played Mandatory Suicide?  What about Dead Skin Mask?  No SLAYER concert is the same without Dead Skin Mask.  How about my personal favourite, Angel of Death from their seminal 1986 album, Reign In Blood.

Don't be acting the smart lad when it comes to Angel of Death or Reign in Blood.  

Perish the thought.

Come now, I can't have my two favourite posters bickering.

Tina, you'll be pleased to know all three of those classics were played. Sadly, there was no room/time for tracks such as Silent Scream, Hallowed Point, Ghost of War, Born of Fire, Sprit in Black, Point, or Payback (some of my personal favourites). However, no of that detracted one iota from the brilliance of it all.

Anthrax were utter cack, I hate Joey Belladonna and his poseur ways. He f*cking looks like Alice Cooper these days and he's also the uncoolest mother*cker I've ever seen. His vocals were cr*p and the whole thing was an annoyance from start to finish.

I did however get to stand next to a lovely young with the most magnificent breasts. She kept chatting to me and it was rude not to lean over and listen intently to what she was saying, this did of course mean my head was perilously close to her décolletage but these are that sacrifices one makes

DAVE667 wrote:Come now, I can't have my two favourite posters bickering.

Tina, you'll be pleased to know all three of those classics were played. Sadly, there was no room/time for tracks such as Silent Scream, Hallowed Point, Ghost of War, Born of Fire, Sprit in Black, Point, or Payback (some of my personal favourites). However, no of that detracted one iota from the brilliance of it all.

Anthrax were utter cack, I hate Joey Belladonna and his poseur ways. He f*cking looks like Alice Cooper these days and he's also the uncoolest mother*cker I've ever seen. His vocals were cr*p and the whole thing was an annoyance from start to finish.

I did however get to stand next to a lovely young with the most magnificent breasts. She kept chatting to me and it was rude not to lean over and listen intently to what she was saying, this did of course mean my head was perilously close to her décolletage but these are that sacrifices one makes

I had to google what that meant. Everyday is a school day.

I bet you have a few décolletages rotting away under your block paving?

I have an admission to make. I'm in love with Adele. Every time I hear "Hello - its me" I need a change of underwear. I suspect this probably makes me one of a billion men. Not only that, Skyfall is the best Bond track. Feck You Rowley.

ShahenshahG wrote:I have an admission to make. I'm in love with Adele. Every time I hear "Hello - its me" I need a change of underwear. I suspect this probably makes me one of a billion men. Not only that, Skyfall is the best Bond track. Feck You Rowley.

I'll personally be sad to see you go Shah, but I think that post merits instant banishment from the Culture Cup.

superflyweight wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:I have an admission to make. I'm in love with Adele. Every time I hear "Hello - its me" I need a change of underwear. I suspect this probably makes me one of a billion men. Not only that, Skyfall is the best Bond track. Feck You Rowley.

I'll personally be sad to see you go Shah, but I think that post merits instant banishment from the Culture Cup.  

We need an EGM. Now.

Right this minute.

Sorry lads. All my wives are heavily pregnant and I haven't had sex in 35 minutes. It's getting to me.

Adele has that fat lass look that is quite attractive. A bit like a younger Fern Britton.

seanmichaels wrote:Adele has that fat lass look that is quite attractive. A bit like a younger Fern Britton.

and I'm the one getting the boot?!

ShahenshahG wrote:

seanmichaels wrote:Adele has that fat lass look that is quite attractive. A bit like a younger Fern Britton.

and I'm the one getting the boot?!

Superfly and I have talked. We have decided, in the context of keeping our ethnic quota up, that you can stay. But you're on your last warning.

That's why we let Sean stay. We need some bummers to keep the place looking inclusive and welcoming to all.

Vanessa Feltz another bloater that I would have done 15 or so years ago

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Come now, I can't have my two favourite posters bickering.

Tina, you'll be pleased to know all three of those classics were played. Sadly, there was no room/time for tracks such as Silent Scream, Hallowed Point, Ghost of War, Born of Fire, Sprit in Black, Point, or Payback (some of my personal favourites). However, no of that detracted one iota from the brilliance of it all.

Anthrax were utter cack, I hate Joey Belladonna and his poseur ways. He f*cking looks like Alice Cooper these days and he's also the uncoolest mother*cker I've ever seen. His vocals were cr*p and the whole thing was an annoyance from start to finish.

I did however get to stand next to a lovely young with the most magnificent breasts. She kept chatting to me and it was rude not to lean over and listen intently to what she was saying, this did of course mean my head was perilously close to her décolletage but these are that sacrifices one makes

I had to google what that meant.  Everyday is a school day.

I bet you have a few décolletages rotting away under your block paving?

No, I like to have them stuffed and mounted on my walls

Talking of bummers, Doc asked me twice this morning when I was last sexually active. Blatantly didn't believe me as I've been prescribed an std antibiotic