The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Guest Fri 06 Nov 2015, 12:22 pm

The Loaded Dog wrote:I haven't seen Altar of Plagues but my dentist reckons they're OK.

It's disappointing on so many levels, LD.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri 06 Nov 2015, 12:33 pm

DAVE667 wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:I haven't seen Altar of Plagues but my dentist reckons they're OK.
It's disappointing on so many levels, LD.

A bit like the thread split.

by Guest Fri 06 Nov 2015, 12:34 pm

JuliusHMarx wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
The Loaded Dog wrote:I haven't seen Altar of Plagues but my dentist reckons they're OK.
It's disappointing on so many levels, LD.

A bit like the thread split.

If it's mine then I'd find it hard to disagree

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 06 Nov 2015, 12:40 pm

What is the thread split?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 06 Nov 2015, 12:42 pm

rick_dagless wrote:What is the thread split?

It's when we reach a certain amount of posts, riCK.

The thread is then split out to a new one which is only 3 pages long.

by Guest Fri 06 Nov 2015, 12:47 pm

An explanation worthy of the thread split...especially if the other sh!t is anything to base it on

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 06 Nov 2015, 12:53 pm

Ah, thanks for putting some context around it Tino.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 06 Nov 2015, 12:55 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Ah, thanks for putting some context around it Tino.

Anything for you, ricK.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 06 Nov 2015, 12:57 pm

thx bbz

by **seanmichaels** Fri 06 Nov 2015, 1:05 pm

Regular chips, small battered sausage and curry sauce. 7/10 (*docked 1.5)

*the stupid bint put vinegar on when i asked for salt only. i couldn't be bothered to kick up a fuss because some vagrant was coughing in my ear and I needed to get out of there. It didn't ruin the meal but it meant some chips were soggy as opposed to crisp.

by Guest Fri 06 Nov 2015, 1:16 pm

Fish Cake Butty with a few chips throw in.

My supervisor treated us all to lunch so...free food and extra chips. All in all...excellent!

Except of course, there's no such thing as a free lunch!

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 06 Nov 2015, 1:20 pm

A couple of samosas from Dhesi's and some home made rocky road cakes from the nice lady who sits next to me

10/10

by Alistair Fri 06 Nov 2015, 1:33 pm

Minted Lamb Hotpot soup, chips for dipping. 8/10

by Rowley Fri 06 Nov 2015, 1:40 pm

Nothing, no time before interview, I'm very hungry.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri 06 Nov 2015, 1:50 pm

Go get 'em Jeffers, hungry means alert...

by **Galted** Fri 06 Nov 2015, 1:50 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:What is the thread split?

It's when we reach a certain amount of posts, riCK.

The thread is then split out to a new one which is only 3 pages long.

You ba$tard, that caused me to genuinely l*l out loud. Wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't tried to hold it in but when it erupted it came out with a lot of spitting and squealing.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri 06 Nov 2015, 1:54 pm

Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:What is the thread split?

It's when we reach a certain amount of posts, riCK.

The thread is then split out to a new one which is only 3 pages long.

You ba$tard, that caused me to genuinely l*l out loud. Wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't tried to hold it in but when it erupted it came out with a lot of spitting and squealing.

I thought about you, yesterday.

Nothing specific, you just popped into my mind.

by **Galted** Fri 06 Nov 2015, 2:01 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Galted wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
rick_dagless wrote:What is the thread split?

It's when we reach a certain amount of posts, riCK.

The thread is then split out to a new one which is only 3 pages long.

You ba$tard, that caused me to genuinely l*l out loud. Wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't tried to hold it in but when it erupted it came out with a lot of spitting and squealing.

I thought about you, yesterday.

Nothing specific, you just popped into my mind.

Must've been your subconscious reacting to a powerfully-armed person who walked past you who didn't look like Ray Mears.

by **seanmichaels** Fri 06 Nov 2015, 2:05 pm

?

Spoiler:

That is our favourite Geordie ~~lumberingjack~~ Raoul Moat.

Re the scrote, shouldn't one side be lower than the other?

by **Pal Joey** Fri 06 Nov 2015, 2:13 pm

seanmichaels wrote:?

Spoiler:

Looks a bit like Joe Bugner.

What do you think of this accessory, sean?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/2015/11/04/ball-scrote-n-tote-_n_8471488.html?ncid=edlinkauhpmg00000002

by **seanmichaels** Fri 06 Nov 2015, 2:25 pm

I have just done an Emmet Brown. Feck David Icke, I am the son of God.

by Guest Fri 06 Nov 2015, 2:57 pm

seanmichaels wrote:?

Spoiler:

That is our favourite Geordie ~~lumberingjack~~ Raoul Moat.

Re the scrote, shouldn't one side be lower than the other?

Yes, it stops the 'nads clanging together and makes life much more comfortable. Once your have descended you'll appreciate what I'm talking about

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 09 Nov 2015, 6:42 am

Fist bitches

Morning Rick the Tick

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 09 Nov 2015, 7:15 am

Morning Shah, good weekend mate?

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 09 Nov 2015, 7:22 am

Was pretty good actually was a Kung fu weekend. Forbidden kingdom, Kung Fu killer and legend of the drunken master and a mighty meaty burger. Also got another couple of books in so fantastic all round. How was yours?

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 09 Nov 2015, 7:27 am

Pretty good actually chilled on Friday and watched an old Kung Fu movie myself called the 5 deadly venoms, which is quality, and then watched the game and drank lots Saturday, and relaxed on Sunday, so all in all, pretty good!

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 09 Nov 2015, 7:37 am

Booked my fridays off for the rest of the year so loving it my friend. going to book my weekends as paid holidays so got a nice easy 4 day week for the rest of the year and don't have to cover any other f*cker.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 09 Nov 2015, 7:40 am

Haha, I try and do that if I can get away with it, may have this Friday off if I can clear my calender just to take some chill time. Though the best laid plans aft gan aglay and all that...

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 09 Nov 2015, 7:47 am

rick_dagless wrote:Haha, I try and do that if I can get away with it, may have this Friday off if I can clear my calender just to take some chill time. Though the best laid plans aft gan aglay and all that...

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 09 Nov 2015, 7:51 am

You look confused Shah?

I may even get some reading time in to catch up with some books if I can, not done that in ages!

by **seanmichaels** Mon 09 Nov 2015, 7:54 am

Morning. Relatively uneventful one for me. Bought the 5 Alien films. Watched Aliens and noticed Drake was played by Alan Donald. Had forgotten he'd acted prior to Shawshank and his test career.

by Rowley Mon 09 Nov 2015, 7:58 am

Morning all.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 09 Nov 2015, 8:00 am

Morning Jeff... I see Dinno managed to not get beat this weekend.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 09 Nov 2015, 8:00 am

Morning jeffer the heffer. How went ya interview?

by **seanmichaels** Mon 09 Nov 2015, 8:09 am

Watched Salford against Notts County on Friday. Enjoyed that.

by Guest Mon 09 Nov 2015, 8:22 am

Morning all, Damnation was excellent, the Liverpool v Crystal Palace result infinitely less so and only tempered by the fact I felt so rotten all day yesterday, I couldn't summon up the enthusiasm to get angry about it. Looking forward to our next match against City when no doubt Silva and Aguero return from injury (unlike Daniel Sturridge).

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 09 Nov 2015, 8:23 am

Good review of the game mate...

by **seanmichaels** Mon 09 Nov 2015, 8:34 am

Had an inadvertant pub crawl yesterday looking for somewhere that was showing the Moto GP. Pi55es me off that pubs are so football biased in this country. Heaven forbid something clashes with Norwich v West Brom....

by Rowley Mon 09 Nov 2015, 8:39 am

ShahenshahG wrote:Morning jeffer the heffer. How went ya interview?

Alright mate, very formal and professional but I've had worse.

by **ShahenshahG** Mon 09 Nov 2015, 8:53 am

Rowley wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Morning jeffer the heffer. How went ya interview?

Alright mate, very formal and professional but I've had worse.

He didn't appreciate you bringing a set of udders for good luck?

by Guest Mon 09 Nov 2015, 8:53 am

Rowley wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Morning jeffer the heffer. How went ya interview?

Alright mate, very formal and professional but I've had worse.

Like the time you got your Hampton out, produced a still warm bag of chips and told the lady, "this interview's for Michaels...bend over, baby!"?

by Guest Mon 09 Nov 2015, 8:54 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
Rowley wrote:
ShahenshahG wrote:Morning jeffer the heffer. How went ya interview?

Alright mate, very formal and professional but I've had worse.

He didn't appreciate you wearing a set of comedy udders for good luck?

by Alistair Mon 09 Nov 2015, 9:16 am

Morning!

by **seanmichaels** Mon 09 Nov 2015, 9:35 am

Sheet on here today.

by Alistair Mon 09 Nov 2015, 9:36 am

Morning michaels, anything interesting happen to you on the weekend?

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 09 Nov 2015, 9:43 am

I did a music quiz a week ago i.e. I was the quizmaster

Round 1
1. Which band’s original members were called Joey, Johnny, Dee Dee and Tommy?
2. Who wrote the lyrics to My Way (the Frank Sinatra song, as opposed to any other song called My Way)?
3. For one point each in which year did the Rolling Stones achieve their first and last top ten singles?
4. For the group JLS, what does JLS stand for?
5. Which band hold the record for having the most top 40 hits, without ever having a number 1 (with 43 top 40 hits)?
6. What instrument did Benny Goodman play?
7. Which artist has won the most Brit awards (both as part of a group and as a solo artist combined)?
8. Which French cabaret singer was famous for regretting nothing?
9. Which member of One Direction left the group in March 2015?
10. Which American folk singer had her first hit, “We Shall Overcome” in 1963 but is perhaps best known for being Bob Dylan’s girlfriend in the mid 1960s?

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon 09 Nov 2015, 9:47 am

5 - madness?
7 Robbie Williams
8 - Edith Piaf?
9 - Zayn Malik

by Guest Mon 09 Nov 2015, 9:49 am

1 Ramones

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 09 Nov 2015, 9:51 am

rick_dagless wrote:5 - madness?
7 Robbie Williams
8 - Edith Piaf?
9 - Zayn Malik

No, yes, yes, yes

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon 09 Nov 2015, 9:52 am

DAVE667 wrote:1 Ramones

yes

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