The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by **Union Cane** Tue Jul 14, 2015 3:14 pm

First topic message reminder :

Sonia is looking trim again, might be worth another crack?

by Guest Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:50 am

seanmichaels wrote:Where's Windows?

Down either side of the carriage

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:51 am

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:52 am

Spoiler:

Where is Cane?

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:52 am

50 today!

by Guest Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:53 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:50 today!

Happy Birthday. ...I'm 44 today

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:55 am

Happy Birthday Jules!

Happy Birthday SerialDAVE!

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:55 am

All the best chaps

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:55 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Spoiler:

Where is Cane?

Behind the camera. Taking a picture of his chums.

by Guest Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:56 am

rick_dagless wrote:
Spoiler:

Where is Cane?

Peeping through a window wishing he could join these badasss muthers

by **seanmichaels** Wed Jul 15, 2015 8:57 am

DAVE667 wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:50 today!
Happy Birthday. ...I'm 44 today

Old b'stards! Many happy returns to you both.

I'm sure the culture cup will arrange something special for you only for Cane to come in guns blazing and spoil it all.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jul 15, 2015 9:00 am

DAVE667 wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:50 today!
Happy Birthday. ...I'm 44 today

Is that some sort of serialDAVE trick you use on the ladies of the night - "I'm 44 today!" (and yesterday, and tomorrow, until my next birthday) - or is it actually your birthday? If so, Happy Birthday!

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jul 15, 2015 9:01 am

Spoiler:

DAVE's party invites

by Adam D Wed Jul 15, 2015 9:13 am

I believe Dave is 44 but I refuse to acknowledge Julius' spurious claim as at the bottom of the home page, it doesn't list you as a birthday person.

If its not tracked, it int fact.

by Guest Wed Jul 15, 2015 9:18 am

See..Adam appears to be the only smart one amongst us. Even I took Jules at his word, the (possibly) lying c*nt

by Guest Wed Jul 15, 2015 9:22 am

Anyway, it's genuinely my birthday today...gonna channel the spirit of Rowley by having a nice bath then not get laid, channel the spirit of Sean and lie about just getting laid, channel the spirit of Jules and forget what it's like to be laid before channeling the spirit of Union and asking what it's like to get laid.

by Rowley Wed Jul 15, 2015 9:30 am

Happy birthday to both Dave and our spiritual guide and leader Jules. Try and avoid channeling the spirit of me at the minute Dave. TSMR is mega busy at work for the next couple of months so I am having to be all understanding husband material, a role that does not come naturally to me. I did the ironing last night, ironing!

On the plus side she is going to be earnings shedloads for a while so makes sense to keep in her good books.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Jul 15, 2015 9:30 am

DAVE667 wrote:Anyway, it's genuinely my birthday today...gonna channel the spirit of Rowley by having a nice bath then not get laid, channel the spirit of Sean and lie about just getting laid, channel the spirit of Jules and forget what it's like to be laid before channeling the spirit of Union and asking what it's like to get laid.

And channel the spirit of Shah before blowing yourself up and getting laid with 72 virgins.

by **JuliusHMarx** Wed Jul 15, 2015 9:34 am

Adam D wrote:I believe Dave is 44 but I refuse to acknowledge Julius' spurious claim as at the bottom of the home page, it doesn't list you as a birthday person.

If its not tracked, it int fact.

Well then, you can't come to my party.

by Guest Wed Jul 15, 2015 9:37 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:Anyway, it's genuinely my birthday today...gonna channel the spirit of Rowley by having a nice bath then not get laid, channel the spirit of Sean and lie about just getting laid, channel the spirit of Jules and forget what it's like to be laid before channeling the spirit of Union and asking what it's like to get laid.

And channel the spirit of Shah before blowing yourself up and getting laid with 72 virgins

As the photo above shows, those 72 virgins would be Union and his Dungeons and Dragons posse.....No thanks, that's Sean's field of expertise

by Adam D Wed Jul 15, 2015 9:41 am

Happy Birthday Julius - I have updated your details for you.

You're welcome

by **seanmichaels** Wed Jul 15, 2015 10:48 am

Have a few big army barracks near me. Always see these big tall powerful women jogging around the barracks. I am quite taken with them.

Anyway, got 2 army guys playing for us this year and had a couple of pints with one last night. He's gonna try set me up with one of the non feminist ones. I bet they go like rockets.

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jul 15, 2015 10:50 am

seanmichaels wrote:
DAVE667 wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:50 today!
Happy Birthday. ...I'm 44 today

Old b'stards! Many happy returns to you both.

I'm sure the culture cup will arrange something special for you only for Cane to come in guns blazing and spoil it all.

You mean with a Colt 55?

Happy Birthday to the both of yuz.
Julius - So you are now closer to 100 in other words?
Serial - You do realise you are now exactly half of 88, don't you?

by Guest Wed Jul 15, 2015 11:10 am

I'm also double 22....neither fact makes me happy. Thanks for spoiling my birthday.

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jul 15, 2015 11:11 am

If you cut the 88 down the middle with a blunt and bloodied axe... you get 2 x 8=16.

Does that make you happy now?

by **Union Cane** Wed Jul 15, 2015 11:41 am

If I wanted this level of abuse I'd have stayed at home this morning.

by **seanmichaels** Wed Jul 15, 2015 11:56 am

Where's Cane?

Spoiler:

by **Union Cane** Wed Jul 15, 2015 12:02 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Where's Cane?

Spoiler:

Coalville Town?

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jul 15, 2015 12:03 pm

Spoiler:

which one is sean?

by **seanmichaels** Wed Jul 15, 2015 12:40 pm

Boxing section gonna kick off. Mayweather fighting Berto??

by Rowley Wed Jul 15, 2015 12:41 pm

Corned Beef Salad sandwich, bag of Frazzles, Jaffa Cake flavoured alpen bar.

4/10, 6/10, 8.50/10 in that order.

by **seanmichaels** Wed Jul 15, 2015 12:42 pm

Corned beef is so northern

by Rowley Wed Jul 15, 2015 12:42 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Boxing section gonna kick off. Mayweather fighting Berto??

Brilliant!

by Rowley Wed Jul 15, 2015 12:45 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Corned beef is so northern

Well quayle eggs and foie gras are a bit tricky to get hold of in Rotherham market.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Jul 15, 2015 12:46 pm

Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Corned beef is so northern

Well quayle eggs and foie gras are a bit tricky to get hold of in Rotherham market.

And quail eggs are even harder to find.

by **Pal Joey** Wed Jul 15, 2015 12:56 pm

Orange poppy seed cake and a hot chocolate with a dash of laudanum.

7.5/10

by **rIck_dAgless** Wed Jul 15, 2015 1:07 pm

Butterbean and chorizo soup, egg and cress sandwich - 8/10

by **superflyweight** Wed Jul 15, 2015 1:11 pm

Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Boxing section gonna kick off. Mayweather fighting Berto??

Brilliant!

Instant and lifetime ban for Truss if he picks Berto as the favourite.

by Rowley Wed Jul 15, 2015 1:14 pm

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Corned beef is so northern

Well quayle eggs and foie gras are a bit tricky to get hold of in Rotherham market.

And quail eggs are even harder to find.

About on a par to be honest.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Jul 15, 2015 1:15 pm

rick_dagless wrote:Butterbean and chorizo soup, egg and cress sandwich - 8/10

Do you pronounce it choreatso or do you pronounce it choreeethoh like they do down here?

And also, how do you pronounce Rowley?

by Rowley Wed Jul 15, 2015 1:15 pm

superflyweight wrote:
Rowley wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Boxing section gonna kick off. Mayweather fighting Berto??

Brilliant!
Instant and lifetime ban for Truss if he picks Berto as the favourite.

Suspect when would be a more appropriate word than if. Berto will be arriving in the top ten p4p lists as we speak.

by Rowley Wed Jul 15, 2015 1:16 pm

Superfly is a bit of a Kennedy assassination expert. The head of the Secret Service at the time of the shooting was called Rowley, so hopefully superfly will be able to clear this up once and for all.

by **seanmichaels** Wed Jul 15, 2015 1:16 pm

Where's Super?

Spoiler:

by Rowley Wed Jul 15, 2015 1:17 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Where's Super?

Spoiler:

Black and white dress.

by Mind the windows Tino. Wed Jul 15, 2015 1:17 pm

seanmichaels wrote:Where's Super?

Spoiler:

Black fella sitting on the horse?

by **seanmichaels** Wed Jul 15, 2015 1:19 pm

rick_dagless wrote:
Spoiler:

which one is sean?

Reasonable likeness.

by **superflyweight** Wed Jul 15, 2015 1:20 pm

Rowley wrote:Superfly is a bit of a Kennedy assassination expert. The head of the Secret Service at the time of the shooting was called Rowley, so hopefully superfly will be able to clear this up once and for all.

His name was also pronounced Rowley.

by **seanmichaels** Wed Jul 15, 2015 1:22 pm

Where's Truss?

Spoiler:

by Rowley Wed Jul 15, 2015 1:23 pm

Cheers Super, can't remember which side of the fence you were on, be it arguing row (the wrong position) or row the boat row (the correct position).

by **Union Cane** Wed Jul 15, 2015 1:39 pm

Where's Truss?

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by **superflyweight** Wed Jul 15, 2015 1:41 pm

Rowley wrote:Cheers Super, can't remember which side of the fence you were on, be it arguing row (the wrong position) or row the boat row (the correct position).

Its row as in Rowley.

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