The Culture Cup Round x - Adam is a naughty naughty boy

by Rowley Thu Mar 05, 2015 9:03 am

First topic message reminder :

I love you all, not in a massively gay way, apart from Tina obviously.

991

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Mar 06, 2015 7:51 am

I am sure this was Big Fun last time but this can not be eternal

by **seanmichaels** Fri Mar 06, 2015 8:00 am

DAVE667 wrote:
Rowley wrote:The Spy Who Loved Me Sean. Does have Barbara Bach and a killer theme tune in its plus column.
They'd have to redo it for a modern remake
"The Spy who loved me,"
"Is keeping all my secrets in a suitcase but then leaving them on a f*cking train...tooooo-niiiiight!"

I actually know this bloke. One of my best friends. We were chuckling about it the other night.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Mar 06, 2015 8:08 am

Rowley wrote:We're not doing britpop puns again. I had my Belly full yesterday

Post that one again Jeff. Make it an Echobelly.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Mar 06, 2015 8:13 am

Good morning.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Mar 06, 2015 8:22 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Good morning.

Morning chunk.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:05 am

08:22

Must be a record.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:08 am

doesn't count. it was a salutation.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:12 am

I think all the others have gone to a different site and not told us.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:13 am

Galted's probably on mumsnet again.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:14 am

Jeff is on Gregg's.com

by **seanmichaels** Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:23 am

shah is on farmersweekly.com

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:27 am

There's only one thing worse than being talked about...

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:29 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:There's only one thing worse than being talked about...

I can think of loads of stuff worse than that.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:31 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:There's only one thing worse than being talked about...

I can think of loads of stuff worse than that.

That's because you're much cleverer than Oscar Wilde.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:34 am

People putting con calls in at 08:30 is not the future on a Friday, though better than 17:00.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:38 am

I've got one at 1 p.m. - who the phuck arranges a conf call for Friday lunchtime?

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:40 am

C*nts Jules, that's who, bet it is Hugh Jackman, Will Ferrell or BON JOVI or other manner or utter c*nt

by **superflyweight** Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:48 am

Any calls on a Friday should be punishable by death.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:49 am

Woo-hoo - it's just been postponed. Yay!

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:52 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:Woo-hoo - it's just been postponed. Yay!

Do you want me to call you instead?

by **seanmichaels** Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:52 am

Affurs

Spoiler:

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:53 am

David Milliband.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:56 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:David Milliband.

Was it the naked pic of Hoff that gave it away?

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:57 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:David Milliband.

Was it the naked pic of Hoff that gave it away?

All of it was pretty simple.

The millipede picture gave me a semi.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Mar 06, 2015 9:59 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Woo-hoo - it's just been postponed. Yay!

Do you want me to call you instead?

Yeah, go on.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Mar 06, 2015 10:08 am

Boooooks

Spoiler:

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Mar 06, 2015 10:09 am

50 shades of gray

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Mar 06, 2015 10:10 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Woo-hoo - it's just been postponed. Yay!

Do you want me to call you instead?

Yeah, go on.

What's your number?

by **seanmichaels** Fri Mar 06, 2015 10:11 am

Love sacks.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Mar 06, 2015 10:11 am

seanmichaels wrote:Boooooks

Spoiler:

Hugh Jackman is a c*nt.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Mar 06, 2015 10:13 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Boooooks

Spoiler:

Hugh Jackman is a c*nt.

looks cool in the shades.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Mar 06, 2015 10:15 am

seanmichaels wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Boooooks

Spoiler:

Hugh Jackman is a c*nt.

looks cool in the shades.

Looks like he might be indoors again.

C*nt.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Mar 06, 2015 10:17 am

Culture

Spoiler:

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Mar 06, 2015 10:22 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Woo-hoo - it's just been postponed. Yay!

Do you want me to call you instead?

Yeah, go on.

What's your number?

Try my work mobile.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Mar 06, 2015 10:24 am

seanmichaels wrote:Culture

Spoiler:

Rowley.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Mar 06, 2015 10:25 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:Woo-hoo - it's just been postponed. Yay!

Do you want me to call you instead?

Yeah, go on.

What's your number?

Try my work mobile.

Will do.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Mar 06, 2015 10:33 am

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Culture

Spoiler:

Rowley.

It's not pronounced Rowley, though, is it? It's pronounced Rowley.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Mar 06, 2015 10:35 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Mind the windows Tino. wrote:
seanmichaels wrote:Culture

Spoiler:

Rowley.

It's not pronounced Rowley, though, is it? It's pronounced Rowley.

No, it's pronounced Rowley. That's why I got it right.

by kingraf Fri Mar 06, 2015 10:36 am

Who was it that went to a street or town called Rowley and didn't even bother checking how it wasn't pronounced?

by **ShahenshahG** Fri Mar 06, 2015 10:36 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:We're not doing britpop puns again. I had my Belly full yesterday

Post that one again Jeff. Make it an Echobelly.

I don't think these puns can end until I point out that Seans arse is a Boyzone.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Mar 06, 2015 10:41 am

kingraf wrote:Who was it that went to a street or town called Rowley and didn't even bother checking how it wasn't pronounced?

Me.

It was Rowley Lane in Borehamwood. I was only driving down it.

As I said at the time, it wasn't the sort of place you stop and ask the locals how the road is pronounced.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Mar 06, 2015 10:41 am

ShahenshahG wrote:
JuliusHMarx wrote:
Rowley wrote:We're not doing britpop puns again. I had my Belly full yesterday

Post that one again Jeff. Make it an Echobelly.

I don't think these puns can end until I point out that Seans arse is a Boyzone.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Mar 06, 2015 10:48 am

nah, i'd be carter the unstoppable sex machine.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Mar 06, 2015 10:48 am

Boyzone are Irish. How can they be Britpop?

Sometimes I wonder about this place.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Mar 06, 2015 10:55 am

Barry McGuigan is British.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Mar 06, 2015 10:58 am

The millenium was in 2000

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Mar 06, 2015 11:04 am

Hugh Jackman is a decent guy.

by Mind the windows Tino. Fri Mar 06, 2015 11:05 am

You've never met him.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Mar 06, 2015 11:15 am

Tino is a decent guy.

by **seanmichaels** Fri Mar 06, 2015 11:18 am

Tophat visits the gym daily.

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