6 Nations Anagram Competition

by **George Carlin** Tue 24 Feb 2015, 5:44 pm

Started this on another thread.

Best topical and funny 6 Nations anagram wins a major prize of my choosing.

Some to start you off:

'Finn Russell is innocent': 'Full, intrinsic nonsense'.

'Jamie Heaslip got kneed': 'Empaling headiest joke'.

'Gotta Go Left, Jiffy Shouted': 'Joyful, daft of tightest ego'.

'Inverdale is a sad old man': 'Ladies man or vandalised.'

'Eddie Butler is incomprehensible': 'Unblemished policies interbreed.'

'Chris Robshaw is not a seven': 'Bravo! Snatchier showiness.'

'George Clancy is a muppet': 'Magic, top, super, elegancy.'

Some of these are rubbish, but you get the idea.

by **Notch** Tue 24 Feb 2015, 5:53 pm

Ireland Grand Slam; Nil Danger, Mr Salad!

by captain carrantuohil Tue 24 Feb 2015, 5:56 pm

Stretching it with the ending, but "Brian Moore Loves Scots" - could become 'Mr. Violent's Rose Bias Co.'

by The Great Aukster Tue 24 Feb 2015, 6:01 pm

New Drills Mania - Ireland win slam

by SecretFly Tue 24 Feb 2015, 6:14 pm

em.... TOD - DOT

okay, okay so I'm new to anigrasmines... I'm starting out small and careful

by **LondonTiger** Tue 24 Feb 2015, 6:21 pm

Davies shouted numbers, again.

becomes

Dumb virgin teased sauna hoes

by **George Carlin** Tue 24 Feb 2015, 6:38 pm

Hogg has an attitude problem: 'Ego-trip as damnable thought'.

Liam Williams irritates me: 'Warm all-time similarities'.

Leigh Halfpenny is a sprite: 'Happy, filthier genialness.'

by captain carrantuohil Tue 24 Feb 2015, 6:48 pm

Dylan Hartley's Temper - 'Sly Healy End Trampler'

by Gwlad Tue 24 Feb 2015, 6:52 pm

Dylan Hartley = Kumquat

by captain carrantuohil Tue 24 Feb 2015, 7:00 pm

Close, Gwlad, there is an 'a' and a 't' in both of those.

by The Great Aukster Tue 24 Feb 2015, 9:41 pm

I want sly data - Dylan is a ....

by SecretFly Tue 24 Feb 2015, 9:42 pm

England Greed To Win World Cup

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Crow Pudding Now Legal Tender

by captain carrantuohil Tue 24 Feb 2015, 9:51 pm

I can stun lady - Dylan is a...

by **LondonTiger** Tue 24 Feb 2015, 10:40 pm

Ian Madigan, Irish god = I is managing odd hair

by Pot Hale Tue 24 Feb 2015, 11:22 pm

Ireland Together Standing Tall -

DETAINING STRANGLEHOLD RATTLE

by **LondonTiger** Wed 25 Feb 2015, 4:51 am

We'll answer Ireland's call = Lawless Dancer Will Learn

by **George Carlin** Wed 25 Feb 2015, 7:03 am

"Sweet Chariot" - "Cow Hesitater"

by **LondonTiger** Wed 25 Feb 2015, 7:22 am

"Swing Low Sweet Chariot" = "Woo, strategic Welsh win"

Sadly for them they had no strategy beyond Warrennball Run

by kiakahaaotearoa Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:05 am

All About Schmidt - Child shat out ma ball.

by kiakahaaotearoa Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:10 am

O' Flower of Scotland - Fa' fo lac nod wer Slot. Gaelic for Fe fi fo fum I spell the blood of an Englishman.

by **RDW** Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:28 am

Finn Russell - Refills Nuns Erm

by **RDW** Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:31 am

George Carlin - Ginger Oracle

Accurate? chin

by **George Carlin** Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:34 am

RDW_Scotland wrote:George Carlin - Ginger Oracle

Accurate?

Noooo. Here is a picture of me looking casual last week:

6 Nations Anagram Competition Model-10

by kiakahaaotearoa Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:36 am

RDW_Scotland wrote:Finn Russell - Refills Nuns

Or if you're Jeremy Guscott Rinn Fussell

by **George Carlin** Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:43 am

RDW_Scotland wrote:Finn Russell - Refills Nuns

by **LondonTiger** Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:50 am

RDW_Scotland wrote:George Carlin - Ginger Oracle

Accurate?

RDW Scotland (Admin) -> Standard dim clown

by **RDW** Wed 25 Feb 2015, 8:53 am

Very accurate!

by Manky-Flanker Wed 25 Feb 2015, 9:59 am

To the Great Aukster -> tug the rear teats, ok

by R!skysports Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:09 pm

Scotland win match - eeeeerrrrrr.......... Shocked

by R!skysports Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:11 pm

George Carlin - O Carling geer

by captain carrantuohil Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:44 pm

Scotland win game - Waned, coming last

by The Great Aukster Wed 25 Feb 2015, 2:10 pm

Krank any flem?

Treat the UK's rage. Smile

by **LondonTiger** Wed 25 Feb 2015, 2:24 pm

Sergio Parisse after "Scotland beat Italy" - "I blatantly coasted"

Of course also works for "Italy beat Scotland"

by SecretFly Wed 25 Feb 2015, 3:01 pm

LondonTiger wrote:Sergio Parisse after "Scotland beat Italy" - "I blatantly coasted"

Of course also works for "Italy beat Scotland"

Best one for me so far.

It takes brains to do really easy ones Wink

by LordDowlais Wed 25 Feb 2015, 3:58 pm

Roger Lewis - lie growers

Whistle

by The Great Aukster Wed 25 Feb 2015, 4:05 pm

Boss - Animal Chris farts beer

Lancaster fears Irish bombs

by **George Carlin** Wed 25 Feb 2015, 4:09 pm

'Phil Vickery has retired?' = 'Rakish, herpetic devilry'.

Couldn't have put it better myself. Very Happy

by CurlyOsp Wed 25 Feb 2015, 4:36 pm

Wales fourth or less yet again = Worthless fantasy league ROI

by Gwlad Wed 25 Feb 2015, 5:43 pm

Saint = At sin

by 21st Century Schizoid Man Wed 25 Feb 2015, 5:51 pm

World Rugby = Utter bawbags. Wait a minute I don't quite have the hang of this - a bit like Tattiescones tbh !

by The Great Aukster Thu 26 Feb 2015, 8:53 am

Warren's ginger teen bum hair thing - (where big men are running straight)

by The Great Aukster Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:20 am

So set and bad looking diva.

Gatland - OK Davies is no BOD

by The Great Aukster Thu 26 Feb 2015, 9:39 am

Jalapeno helps end visit, YAY!

Joseph leads in naivety play

by mr_stonelea Thu 26 Feb 2015, 10:01 am

The commentators....

A minor bore....Brian moore
Diluted beer...Eddie Butler
New detractor....Andrew cotter
Help wham jubblies...Phil Matthews

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