Some fun- "you know you're a boxer when..."

Lets see what kind of interesting answers we can get here, obviously everyone can take part but its slightly leaned towards the posters on here with ring experience! I'll get the ball rolling -
"You know you're a boxer when you live and die for dinner time."

Your turn! Cheers.

BallchinianMuffwig wrote:Lets see what kind of interesting answers we can get here, obviously everyone can take part but its slightly leaned towards the posters on here with ring experience! I'll get the ball rolling -
"You know you're a boxer when you live and die for dinner time."

Your turn! Cheers.

Obviously it's up to yourself but may I suggest that I think this works better on here as "You know you are a boxing fan when......"

You know you're a boxer when you're in company and your wife puts her hand to hide her face and makes come hither look at you, your first instinct is to feint with the jab then hook her in the liver.

You know you're a boxer when you look at the lineal nature of time and wonder, if indeed we are travelling in a chronological line, can life be willingly fulfilled if it is limited unto itself?

You know you're a boxer when your obituary refers to you as such after a stray piece of the ISS lands on you during a morning run.

You know you're a boxer when the amorphous blobs you once called friends call on you last for nutrition after nuclear war renders usual food sources terminally radioactive, as you are the most adept at self defense.

You know you're a boxer when you got thick lense coverin' yo eyes now, it ain't bright you jus' high now.

You know you're a boxer when it is your profession and your work situations and behaviour reflect this.

You know you're a boxer when you look in the fridge for something sweet, see cute goat kid with a butterfly hovering around its head, bleeting in a cute manner, and respond by unhinging your lower jaw and swallowing it whole.

You know you're a boxer when a psychic guesses that's your job based on you being a taurus despite the fact you clearly have no arms and are a trout.

Your message
You know you're a boxer when Todd, the new guy at the local tennis club
challenges you to a friendly three setter, and you demand to select the
court, have his racquet inspected, and have the club put the North East
suburbs Intermediate male player of the year on the line. You also
demand an eight week camp to arrive in peak physical condition, and
spend the entire build up inventing a Backstory for why this is the most
important match in the history of humanity.

kingraf wrote:Your message
You know you're a boxer when Todd, the new guy at the local tennis club
challenges you to a friendly three setter, and you demand to select the
court, have his racquet inspected, and have the club put the North East
suburbs Intermediate male player of the year on the line. You also
demand an eight week camp to arrive in peak physical condition, and
spend the entire build up inventing a Backstory for why this is the most
important match in the history of humanity.

and have a pet who is the fist publicly bred human/chimp hybrid named Crime Hate.

You know you're a boxer when your owner has you castrated to improve your temperament.

Hence the fake willy! The legend of Cus goes on...

You know your a boxer when you start all your sentences with "I'd like to thank Al haymon..

You know you're a boxer when Franks standing across the courtroom winking and smiling at you.

You know ur a boxer when you walk into an orchard and dream about what it would be like to climb a mighty apple tree to pick a perfect apple from the highest branch... Then u start picking the low hanging fruit from the scabby cherry tree next to it as usual.

You know ur a boxer when you turn on the tv and some mockney smarmpot is likening your next fight to a punnet of strawberries.

milkyboy wrote:You know ur a boxer when you turn on the tv and some mockney smarmpot is likening your next fight to a punnet of strawberries.

You know you're a boxer when you understand that people don't know sh*t about boxing because remember you are a fighter and you do this for real and you have 3 kids to feed and you are a barbarian and you are a warrior and you will fight them on the beeches in the skies and in the trenches.....but mostly in the trenches because you are a warrior barbarian warrior trench fighter warrior and nobody is on you're level because you are big on levels and levels mean a lot to you and everybody is ducking you especially Floyd Mayweather who is scared of you're speed and trench fighting warrior barbarian style and you not sure but you will talk to promoter....