secret crush

without using the run of the mill beautiful actresses or actors , what's your secret crush . whether the getting on a bit or odd looking or just not anyone elses cup of tea . mine is cate blanchett . i think she gorgeous and a great actress . loved her in robin hood with that northern accent and even in that dodgey black bob wig in Indiana Jones .  

Lizzie Kaplan
Chulpan Kamatova
Martina Gedeck
Princess Mononoke if cartoons count

Galted wrote:Lizzie Kaplan
Chulpan Kamatova
Martina Gedeck
Princess Mononoke if cartoons count

What about Weiss and Ryder?

Mine are Drew Barrymore and Zooey Deschanel.

seanmichaels wrote:

Galted wrote:Lizzie Kaplan
Chulpan Kamatova
Martina Gedeck
Princess Mononoke if cartoons count

What about Weiss and Ryder?

Mine are Drew Barrymore and Zooey Deschanel.

Weisz was more of a "let's annoy Tino", I'm sure you've experienced that.

Ryder (or The Divine Miss Ryder as Jeff referred to her and as she deserves to be known) isn't a secret crush, she's a goddess I happen to worship.

And go on the rob with.....

Scarlett Johanssen
Famke Jensen
Ulrika Johnson (I'm kidding but thought I'd stick with the Scandnavian sounding names theme)
Julianne Moore (she looks like a woman I had a fling with way back when)
Alicia Witt (think she played Cybil Shepard's Daughter in "Cybil"
Karen from "Will and Grace" (massive bangers and a real life bi-sexual)
Suranne Jones (she just looks dirrrrrty)
Tasmin/Tamsin Greig (played Fran in "Black Books" dunno, she's just sexily weird or weirdly sexy)

'without using the run of the mill beautiful actresses'

So far we've had Zooey Deschanel and Scarlett Johanssen.

DAVE667 wrote:
Tasmin/Tamsin Greig (played Fran in "Black Books" dunno, she's just sexily weird or weirdly sexy)

Good call on that, enjoyed the first series of Friday Night Dinner because of her, she kept on cracking up on screen when something funny was said which was massively arousing.  Try Youtubing the scene of episodes when she goes apeshit at the security guard with Steve Mangan in the car.

seanmichaels wrote:And go on the rob with.....

Yeah.

Hero wrote:

'without using the run of the mill beautiful actresses'

So far we've had Zooey Deschanel and Scarlett Johanssen.

Scarlet isn't a classic beauty...she a bit odd looking and an all round strange bird in general, but to paraphrase Nick Helm, I fancy the pants off of her.

Juliette Lewis would get it.

Lena Headey - Game of Thrones, 300 (looks proper diiiirrrrty)
Olivia Thirlby - Dredd
Sarah Michelle Gellar - Buffy
Eva Green

Lena Headey - Game of Thrones, 300 (looks proper diiiirrrrty)
Olivia Thirlby - Dredd
Sarah Michelle Gellar - Buffy
Eva Green

Alyson Hannigan
Felicia Day
Karen Gillan
Christina Hendricks
Isla Fischer
Jayma Mays

Basically most ginges.

Went through a phase of fancying Courtney Love when she got herself cleaned up/glammed up. Couldn't get over the fact she was an ex-junkie and generally piece of sh!t but I used to a lass who looked like her so I generally saw one and thought of the other

I find Lily Allen strangely attractive.

As for films - Emma Stone and January Jones.

Does a secret crush on Tino count? At least it's think it's secret......

Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Watson, also Karren Gillan (good shout Hero )

Courteney Cox .in fact i preferred her now then when she was in friends . also a big thing for Uma Thurman ...

not Karen gillain with her head shaved tho

No the head shaved doesn't work for me as it removes her gingerness!

Oh and Amy Adams

For more of a quirky look, Rosie Marcel who plays Jac Naylor in Holby floats my boat.

Marisa Tomei, especially in My Cousin Vinny.

Gretchen Mol from Boardwalk empire

Lindsay Lohan, especially in Mean Girls, and Jennifer Tilly, in whatever. The best t.ts out there.

Lohan pre-meltdown certainly.

I'd need a long shower after, but I still would jump on Tara Reid.

Jenna Fischer (Pam from The Office)

Anna Kendrick is a wee bit alright as well

Amy Adams looked pretty sexy in The Muppets film.

Love Anna Kendrick. You'd happily take her home to meet the parents.

Rose Byrne and Cristin Milioti too.

Jennifer Connelly - in lovely form for a 44 year old and owner of a fine pair of Gert Stonkers.

Was always Claire Grogan for me. Still get a twinge when I watch Gregory's Girl.

If it's the Scottish accent that does it for you, Jeff - I'm always just at the end of the phone.

That's good to know superfly. After 11 years of marriage there can be occasions where my ever amusing John L Sullivan anecdotes can fail to work with TSMR, is such instances knowing there are options is reassuring.

Cameron Diaz when she was in The Mask.

That scene where she comes into the bank after being in the rain.....thats the moment when I finanally started to wan.......

....t to buy umbrellas?

Lowrie Turner

Minnie Driver, Emily Blunt and Meg Ryan in her "Harry met Sally" days.

Ashley Judd.

Also Dina Meyer, who looks just like a girl I fancy but never went out with. Still good friends now (with the friend, not Dina Meyer!).

And there's something about Kate Silverton the newsreader.  

Mr Bounce wrote:Ashley Judd.

Also Dina Meyer, who looks just like a girl I fancy but never went out with. Still good friends now (with the friend, not Dina Meyer!).

And there's something about Kate Silverton the newsreader.  

Ashley Judd is underrated, has an unbearably cute factor that isn't annoying. Unfortunately, she tends to act in really sh1t films so drooling over her is fraught with difficult.

Wahlberg's piece in The Fighter could have a go on my single barreled, pump action yoghurt rifle.

Mr Bounce wrote:Ashley Judd.

Also Dina Meyer, who looks just like a girl I fancy but never went out with. Still good friends now (with the friend, not Dina Meyer!).

And there's something about Kate Silverton the newsreader.  

Are you sure you don't mean Dana Meyer who player Garth in "Wayne's World"

Mina Suvari who looks like she could play a young Michelle Pfieffer (dressed in a Catwoman costume chained to a wall in my bedroom)

DAVE667 wrote:

Mr Bounce wrote:Ashley Judd.

Also Dina Meyer, who looks just like a girl I fancy but never went out with. Still good friends now (with the friend, not Dina Meyer!).

And there's something about Kate Silverton the newsreader.  

Are you sure you don't mean Dana Meyer who player Garth in "Wayne's World"

Mina Suvari who looks like she could play a young Michelle Pfieffer (dressed in a Catwoman costume chained to a wall in my bedroom, dead for the past two weeks)

Fixed that for you, Dave.

JDizzle wrote:Love Anna Kendrick. You'd happily take her home to meet the parents.

Rose Byrne and Cristin Milioti too.

 
She is nice.
 
Do have a thing for Eva LaRue (Detective Natalia Boa Vista in CSI Miami).
 
Just stunning.

superflyweight wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Mr Bounce wrote:Ashley Judd.

Also Dina Meyer, who looks just like a girl I fancy but never went out with. Still good friends now (with the friend, not Dina Meyer!).

And there's something about Kate Silverton the newsreader.  

Are you sure you don't mean Dana Meyer who player Garth in "Wayne's World"

Mina Suvari who looks like she could play a young Michelle Pfieffer (dressed in a Catwoman costume chained to a wall in my bedroom, dead for the past two weeks)

Fixed that for you, Dave.  

Cheers Super...helps answer the question, "Does your lady love wear anything to make her smell sexier?"

Yeah....Febreze

DAVE667 wrote:Are you sure you don't mean Dana Meyer who player Garth in "Wayne's World"

That would be Dana Carvey, Dave. And even with his flowing blonde locks, he just ain't my type. Dina Meyer, on the other hand, is quite a cougar...    

Mr Bounce wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Are you sure you don't mean Dana Meyer who player Garth in "Wayne's World"

That would be Dana Carvey, Dave. And even with his flowing blonde locks, he just ain't my type. Dina Meyer, on the other hand, is quite a cougar...     

The actress in the film "Unfaithful" who had the on-screen affair with Olivier Martinez. Sexy as hell and the greatest legs I think I've ever seen

Diane Lane.

Very nice indeed.

Tina Fey makes me purr contentedly.

westisbest wrote:Diane Lane.

Very nice indeed.

yes she is stunning . she was supermans earth mum in man of steel

Rachel Ticotin. Just something about her...