You're the Director - so what would you do differently?

If I directed The Wrath of Khan, I would cut to Khan, just before his demise, and show him the USS Enterprise warping to safety.  Realising Kirk has outsmarted him, I would have Khan shouting "Kiiiiiiiiiirk!" at the top of his lungs - mirroring Kirk's earlier "Khaaaaan!" screech - then cut to the obliteration of his ship.

So, what would you do differently as a Director?

I would lock you out of the editing suite for Star Trek II for a start!

I would kill off Clarence at the end of true romance as per tarrantinos script (and the alt ending on DVD). Actually screw that, I wouldn't change a thing.

On rocky IV , I would cut the scene where Brigitte Nielsen injects Ivan drago. Why did he need to be a drug cheat? It added nothing to the film and if anything was a pathetic bit if US propaganda.

on matrix 3 i wouldn't have killed off trinity which made all of matrix 2 redundant . also i would have made the ending a lot better rather nero being carried off plus the film rubbish compared to the other two

I'd have had KIRK giving it to some kling-on piece in the shower with cheap 80s porno music playing in the background...Spock walks in at the end and say's "That position is illogical"..

I'd have removed Jeff and Beau Bridges and just had 90+ mins of Michelle Pfeiffer writhing about naked on a piano.

I'd also replace the cast of most films with 90+ mins of Michelle Pfeiffer writhing about naked.

I'd also have Travolta and Cage swap roles in FACE OFF. I'd also ensure in the scene when the stuntmen fly out of the speedboat that you shot it from and angle which didn't show their f*****g faces and the fact that they didn't look anything like the leads they were supposed to be playing.

I'd ban Jean Claude Van Damme and Lundren from making any films

Dave regarding Face off you need to watch this review of it, so funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O76j6XG1GE4 

DAVE667 wrote:I'd have removed Jeff and Beau Bridges and just had 90+ mins of Michelle Pfeiffer writhing about naked on a piano.

I'd also replace the cast of most films with 90+ mins of Michelle Pfeiffer writhing about naked.

You'd be my favourite director as well as favourite poster and serial killer.

I'd also have Travolta and Cage swap roles in FACE OFF.

I'd have made them swap their actual faces. Remainder of the film would have seen the pair of them writhing about in agony as I held back on the painkillers.

You not think Cage is loud enough as it is..

superflyweight wrote:

I'd also have Travolta and Cage swap roles in FACE OFF.

I'd have made them swap their actual faces.  Remainder of the film would have seen the pair of them writhing about in agony as I held back on the painkillers.  

Sorry was we expected to laugh???

must try harder.

ONETWOFOREVER wrote:

superflyweight wrote:

I'd also have Travolta and Cage swap roles in FACE OFF.

I'd have made them swap their actual faces.  Remainder of the film would have seen the pair of them writhing about in agony as I held back on the painkillers.  

Sorry was we expected to laugh???

must try harder.

"were"

"Must"

In Terminator 2 when he is going into the boiling metal and sticks his thumb up, I would have somebody pull his thumb and a few bubbles appear in the liquid.

I'd have him drag John Connor in with him and say "I'll be back....you won't, you C**T"

I would have insisted as Director of being Douglas' body double in Basic Instinct

You must have looked f*****g dreadful back then TRUSSY, Christ only knows what state you're in now, you disgusting specimen!!!!!!!

Would have thought with your moobs, you'd have been better replacing Sharon Stone

Well I do look good in a blonde wig....You could play her butch lesbian Mate..

Reborn-DeeMcK-Reborn wrote:In Terminator 2 when he is going into the boiling metal and sticks his thumb up, I would have somebody pull his thumb and a few bubbles appear in the liquid.

Genius!