What attracted you to your partner ?? Or.........

If you haven't got a partner and are lucky.............What turns you on ??

and Duty...If it's 6ft dark types that weigh 15 stone...............You've got a deal !!   ........

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:If it's 6ft dark types that weigh 15 stone

In your dreams Beefcake. One of your moobs weighs about that.

All opinions are welcome...........  

Thought you were shrinking TRUSSY. Wasn't so long ago you said you were 5'11 and 1/2" (which is what all people who are 5'10" tall say)

Yet another blatant attempt by Truss to groom us. Not getting any bites from the weightlifters, T-bone?

6ft dark types.............

I was 6ft 1 twenty years ago..........Last time I measured my height I was 5 ft 11 1/2......Which was pretty disturbing..

Must be the weights.......But I'm still a 6ft type........

In more than one place..

superflyweight wrote:Yet another blatant attempt by Truss to groom us.  Not getting any bites from the weightlifters, T-bone?

Luckily I've not been taken to court for my behaviour.......Although I'm obviously not as subtle as I thought !!

I'll keep you in mind though If I ever need a cheap lawyer !!  

It was the red hair and rich father that attracted me to my partner.

That and the fact she wanted a real man following years of neglect with her all-American hero of a husband.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:It was the red hair and rich father that attracted me to my partner.

That and the fact she wanted a real man following years of neglect with her all-American hero of a husband.

At least that post is thread related....Cheers Tino !!

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:6ft dark types.............

I was 6ft 1 twenty years ago..........Last time I measured my height I was 5 ft 11 1/2......Which was pretty disturbing..

Must be the weights.......But I'm still a 6ft type........

In more than one place..

Not that sexy when it's your waist measurement though

You know what Truss..I'm...er...you know...kinda...washing my hair.

Sorry!

And as for the topic question...what partner?

DAVE667 wrote:

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:6ft dark types.............

I was 6ft 1 twenty years ago..........Last time I measured my height I was 5 ft 11 1/2......Which was pretty disturbing..

Must be the weights.......But I'm still a 6ft type........

In more than one place..

Not that sexy when it's your waist measurement though

I get the impression you guys are just sore because my birthday play list was more upmarket............

and rightly so.................We'll forget about Glenn Medeiros..

Duty281 wrote:You know what Truss..I'm...er...you know...kinda...washing my hair.

Sorry!

And as for the topic question...what partner?

Even If I offer to take you to the library ???  

Her juggs

Didn't thing you'd see them through all that wool

I heard she's partial to a nice cardigan before anyone gets all bent out of shape

A sheep has to be more interesting than those baked bean cans he digs up every day......

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:A sheep has to be more interesting than those baked bean cans he digs up every day......

You're wrong about that boyo, he cant cut himself with a sheep everytime someone welsh loses.

I keep telling her it was her inate goodness. truth is, i thought she was a loosey goosey. I was right until she found jesus

Worse things to find Mate.... like my porn DvD collection in the bottom of the Grandfather clock on the landing..

I'd need to find Jesus If she ever looked in there..

DAVE667 wrote:Didn't thing you'd see them through all that wool

???

DAVE667 wrote:I heard she's partial to a nice cardigan before anyone gets all bent out of shape

Dont think she wears cardigans. What makes you say wool then?

ShahenshahG wrote:

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:A sheep has to be more interesting than those baked bean cans he digs up every day......

You're wrong about that boyo, he cant cut himself with a sheep everytime someone welsh loses.

Whats a sheep got to do with my misses?

Do you really not get it Steffan?

He's being offended on purpose despite no-one having said anything offensive (except him when he mis-spelled "jugs" writing "jugs" instead...the chump!)

a - she's not imaginary
b - she's not fat
c - she lets me grope her

Galted wrote:a - she's not imaginary
b - she's not fat
c - she lets me grope her

Oooooh, get you Mr Fancy Pants.

What attracted me to my lady is that she still doesn't know I'm watching her
Sure my wife will put an end to it unless I can convince her that stalking is a couple-y thing to do. Really only Ian Brady and Fred West who've pulled that one off with any real success. Still, something to aspire to I suppose

DAVE667 wrote:

Galted wrote:a - she's not imaginary
b - she's not fat
c - she lets me grope her

Oooooh, get you Mr Fancy Pants.

What attracted me to my lady is that she still doesn't know I'm watching her
Sure my wife will put an end to it unless I can convince her that stalking is a couple-y thing to do. Really only Ian Brady and Fred West who've pulled that one off with any real success. Still, something to aspire to I suppose

Paul Bernardo as well. And his missus was a bit of alright.

Galted wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Galted wrote:a - she's not imaginary
b - she's not fat
c - she lets me grope her

Oooooh, get you Mr Fancy Pants.

What attracted me to my lady is that she still doesn't know I'm watching her
Sure my wife will put an end to it unless I can convince her that stalking is a couple-y thing to do. Really only Ian Brady and Fred West who've pulled that one off with any real success. Still, something to aspire to I suppose

Paul Bernardo as well.  And his missus was a bit of alright.

Some people prefer the frumpy luck Galted.

True story...my mate's uncle delivered pies for a firm and one day after leaving pies in the usual place was shocked to see the homeowner screaming abuse at him. Turns out Fred West had just re-concreted his garage floor....oh, and my other mate was taught by Peter Sutcliffe's wife.

Fred probably shat himself when he realised he was bollocking the 667Killer's mate's uncle.

Not sure how Brady, West and the other guy are particularly relevant......

Talking about getting your partner to see murder as a couple-y thing to do. Please try and read all the letters in the posts TRUSS not just the one's that remind you of the words "cheeseburger" and "Floyd covered in whipped cream chained to a bed in Disdbury"

I'll try..

I bet you don't...

DAVE667 wrote:

Galted wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

Galted wrote:a - she's not imaginary
b - she's not fat
c - she lets me grope her

Oooooh, get you Mr Fancy Pants.

What attracted me to my lady is that she still doesn't know I'm watching her
Sure my wife will put an end to it unless I can convince her that stalking is a couple-y thing to do. Really only Ian Brady and Fred West who've pulled that one off with any real success. Still, something to aspire to I suppose

Paul Bernardo as well.  And his missus was a bit of alright.

Some people prefer the frumpy luck Galted.

True story...my mate's uncle delivered pies for a firm and one day after leaving pies in the usual place was shocked to see the homeowner screaming abuse at him. Turns out Fred West had just re-concreted his garage floor....oh, and my other mate was taught by Peter Sutcliffe's wife.

Are you sure the pie man didn't deliver cheese and onion pies instead of steak and kidney ??

Not sure the contents of the pies are relevant. They might be if Fred West was the man making the pies but as he was the recipient, that avenue is closed to us.

Good job he didn't deliver them earlier..........

If he's anything like you...... He'd probably have thought Fred West was running a yoga class in his garage........

Who runs a yoga class using a lump hammer, chisel and a spade?

Willingness

she slept with me undrugged, and didn't seem to mind

Nice of you not to take drugs before sleeping with her.

And they say chivalry is dead

ambien sex is the best sex... No position you can't do once you doze off

DAVE667 wrote:And they say chivalry is dead

My point exactly DAVE, quite frankly she was just happy to be let out of the basement for a bit