Do i reallly need to say sorry?

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Andy is by the office biscuit tin which contains Chocolate Fingers, he shouts across the office "Lynda do you want a finger?"

Me and the lad opposite start giggling - Childish i know - then the whole office starts laughing

Lynda ran to the kitchen crying, Andy and our boss (who a lady) go after her! Lynda goes home coz she feels so humiliated

My boss know wants me and the lad opposite to say sorry to her on Monday!

Am i alone in thinking, i don't need to say and she should be so bloody sensitive?

or has ever had a craving for corned beef slab

By the way, has anyone fronted up this Andy character and suggested he might want to stop being such a git especially if he's not stepping forward and saying "Hang on boss, it was my silly joke they were laughing at, I should be the one to apologise." Sounds to me like this pr!ck needs a bloody good kicking as well. He just seems to be making dirty comments and then leaving everyone else to carry the can.

Prize winning twunt if you ask me!

He gets a bloody good kicking ....then he leaves work early...

and we start all over again...

VDT wrote:Just to update and finish the story - Lynda said sorry for overeacting

Common sense prevails.

How many times have you been asked to apologise for making offensive sexually charged comments/overtures, Duty?

If you like, just narrow it down to this week.

Swap the fingers for hob nobs..

This Friday ask If she'd like some nob...

If she runs out you'll know this apology isn't heartfelt !!!!

Why don't you flop your knob our this Friday and ask her if she'd like to suck it?

Hope you didn't blink when she apologised. Jennifer's seen people sacked for less than blinking before.

DAVE667 wrote:How many times have you been asked to apologise for making offensive sexually charged comments/overtures, Duty?

If you like, just narrow it down to this week.

This depends on whether or not we include the various randoms I've met on Omegle

You can say sorry with a box of chocolates. Chocolate fingers are a nice gift.

Or download a copy of Chocolate Salty Balls by Isaac Hayes (they used it on an episode of South Park) and email her the mp3.

What did we say about emails? Used as hard evidence in a disciplinary hearing/meeting with HR.

For a bloke aged 39 you seem painfully unaware of the vindictive nature of women my friend.

This has proved a surprisingly popular and interesting topic. Now that Lynda and VDT have made up, perhaps he could point this thread out to her and ask her to post her comments on the matter. Just a thought - perhaps not ....   

DAVE667 wrote:What did we say about emails? Used as hard evidence in a disciplinary hearing/meeting with HR.

For a bloke aged 39 you seem painfully unaware of the vindictive nature of women my friend.

For a bloke who's [insert age here] you seem to have a pretty poor grasp of humour. My post was not intended as serious advice...  

Just remember though what's good for the Cat is also good for the Cream........

When the World cup starts this summer and the guy in the office asks If you want some finger.....You can burst into tears...leave work in a real state and head straight for your local to watch England kick off their campaign...

The Boss hasn't a leg to stand on........Unless it's his local too !!...  

What's good for the cat is good for the cream?

TRUSSMAN66 wrote:Just remember though what's good for the Cat is also good for the Cream........

When the World cup starts this summer and the guy in the office asks If you want some finger.....You can burst into tears...leave work in a real state and head straight for your local to watch England kick off their campaign...

The Boss hasn't a leg to stand on........Unless it's his local too !!...  

Ha! Excellent idea! Too bad i don't work nights tho!   

dyrewolfe wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:What did we say about emails? Used as hard evidence in a disciplinary hearing/meeting with HR.

For a bloke aged 39 you seem painfully unaware of the vindictive nature of women my friend.

For a bloke who's [insert age here] you seem to have a pretty poor grasp of humour. My post was not intended as serious advice...  

For a bloke who's...oh forget it, it's clearly not intended as serious reply...although it's always wise to remind men of the vindictive nature of women.