The Azzrentice Season 2 - Task 1

First topic message reminder :

Good morning ladies and gentlemen. You are gathered here as 11 of the most talented young fake online football managers in this country. Over the coming weeks I will be laying on a series of football-related tasks, all of which are designed to test your football knowledge, historical understanding, and creativity.

Which brings me on to the first task. I'm going to split you into two teams - Team Fergie and Team Moyes - and the first task is quite simple. You have to pick a 23-man squad that would compete in the English Premier League.

To select your squad, I will allow you to pick one player from each Premier League team, plus 3 players from another English league (any of the Championship, League One or League Two).

To clarify, you may select just one player from each team for your squad.

The team with the best squad (in my eyes) will win, and from the losing team, one of you will be fired.

Soddy's team, I now have a quandary. On your team, did anyone contribute anything? Or are you all to blame?

We all posted a list of est players and I put up a squad

Lord Azzy, Sodhat is the worst contestant ever on the apprentice he showed nothing and we lost because of him. Olly is an egg only voting for me to save his own skin playing a tactical game, I am high lighting Ollys coward Ian Beale behaviour incase he pulls a cowardly custard manoeuvre in future board rooms.

Everyone contributed Lord Azzy.

Except Viva.

I can only go by what people are telling me Viva, and they're telling me that you are mostly to blame for the task going awry. Tell me why I shouldn't fire you right now.

Lord Azzy, I feel that Sodhat is disrespecting you. He has shown no respect for our traditions. It seems he took the captain role just to mess about.

If you wanted to suck some dick you could have gone to the wang bar, Viva.

We all know you're to blame for the task failing. You've not provided a single reason as to why anyone else is, and you've not dispelled any of my assertions.

Lord Azzy you only have to look at our page to see what is going on. It's obvious that Sodhat came to urine about. I'm ab easy target because I'm not a league member but I know Lord Azzy will not bow down from the pressure of these hippys.

Stop telling Lord Azzy what to do and defend yourself. You can't shift the blame on to others Viva, no one likes someone shifting the blame.

sodhat wrote:Everyone contributed Lord Azzy.

Except Viva.

Yes I did, I put up a list of top half players. You have lied and so has Olly, Lord Azzy can not have liars working for him.

Your "list" was terrible and I say you made it deliberately so to undermine the task.

Stop dodging the points, it's cowardly.

sodhat wrote:Your "list" was terrible and I say you made it deliberately so to undermine the task.

Stop dodging the points, it's cowardly.

*cough* he still hasn't explained why you have to win the Baloon Door to be better than someone who hasn't ever received a vote, at least a year later from being asked, so don't hold you breath on an answer *cough*

If my list was terrible you should have pointed it out, Olly said he agreed with my list except swapping Terry for Ivanovic.

You're right Afro. Viva can't be straight up, can't answer the questions, can't look at the facts.

Is that what Lord Azzy is looking for? I don't think so.

Viva is too smart to get caught up in a wum attack, I'll sit here pretending I'm smoking a cuban cigar. I've said what needs to be said I'll leave the rest up to Lord Azzy.

 

Fair enough, I'll stop trying. If you were Bull or CF you would have flown off the handle long before now, so kudos for keeping your cool.

I am well aware I should be fired...

I knew it from the start so I thought I'd play along. I don't really think you're the worst ever contestant xx

I think Nick should go he stayed away and try to stir things up in the boardroom.

Afro surely you should be defending Viva if anything, he's representing you.

You have to be fired at some point though Viva, otherwise you won't able to lead the eventual winner to glory

BigFellasAfro wrote: You have to be fired at some point though Viva, otherwise you won't able to lead the eventual winner to glory

 

It may seem silly but I was the main reason why the past three winners did win. My sweetest victory has to be against you Afro. You didn't pick me and I made it my personal goal to beat you. #ThreeTimes

Who won

Viva wrote:I think Nick should go he stayed away and try to stir things up in the boardroom.

I was busy typing up GSC's hard work of squad but Azzy wouldnt say yes to us submitting it.

Personally I feel Olly should be fired. Largely because it will annoy him again

+1 on GSC's suggestion

We did cherries.
for us all, but for you cherries.

VivaPaulScholes wrote:

BigFellasAfro wrote: You have to be fired at some point though Viva, otherwise you won't able to lead the eventual winner to glory

 

It may seem silly but I was the main reason why the past three winners did win.  My sweetest victory has to be against you Afro. You didn't pick me and I made it my personal goal to beat you. #ThreeTimes

I couldn't pick you as Gio already had. I picked Andy first, which you can't blame me for. Everyone loved Andy

onlytreblewinners wrote:We did cherries.
for us all, but for you cherries.

I'm 18 Let me get peed

Also to the losing team I'd like to say

WREEEEEY
Suck it
Loooooooooooooseeeereere

Sorry lads, I was in my meeting

Sodhat, you are fired. As team leader you failed to submit your team.

Now I have to decide if anyone else gets fired. So...

GSC, Zebs and Olly - you are safe. Go back to Viva's mum's house.

Viva...

Consider yourself lucky that I'm not firing you right now. Join the others, but buck your ideas up in the next task.

What do the winner get

Azzy Mahmood wrote:Consider yourself lucky that I'm not firing you right now. Join the others, but buck your ideas up in the next task.

Thank you Lord Azzy.

Cherries, the winners get NOTHING. Only the sole winner at the end of the competition gets a prize.

Task 2 will be posted later today, but I'll give you all of this week and next week to do it.