The Hero Egomaniac Reflective Shield

The Hero Egomaniac Reflective Shield

Some people want to be the strongest. Some people want to be the most loved. Some people want to be the highest flying. But all people want to be Hero.

Unfortunately for you, there can be and only is one Hero.

This tournament isnt about who is the strongest, the toughest or even the most popular. Its about being the best. And although none of you will ever be on Heros level, you can try your luck. But let me remind you, luck is the only thing that gives you even a glimmer. Hope is the last refuge of the talentless.

You may enter this tournament, but when all is said and done, Hero will be stood above you with this resplendent mirrored shield, looking down at those who have tried to be greater than me but ultimately failed.

Entrants so far:

Hero
Max Adamson
Steve Sharona
Chaos
Crimelord
Deep Heat

Ego? The best? The fact no-one else has entered?

Max Adamson accepts your challenge.

Big Daddy Decadence thinks this tournament needs some 80's panache. Sta-Sta-Sat- You know it.

Big Daddy Decadence? I'm 95% sure that's a pizza.

If it was it would be a lobster, truffle, shiitake mushroom and steak pizza.  Sharona style

Looking forward to this, it's been a while since I've promoed so shoudl be fun.

Steve Sharona wrote:If it was it would be a lobster, truffle, shiitake mushroom and steak pizza.  Sharona style

Looking forward to this, it's been a while since I've promoed so shoudl be fun.

Everyone knows that the pizza described is a smokewheel pizza!

Sounds perfect for Hero Zero... Chaos is in

Diet Hero

Hero Light

Anyone else think we should change this trophy's name to;

The Diet Chaos Egomaniac Reflective Shield

Crime Lord is in.

Pretty sure Deep Heat is perfect for this. Consider him in!

I would have thought that Crimelord would have gone hardcore.

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Pretty sure Deep Heat is perfect for this. Consider him in!

As long as you're aware I will refer to him as Deep Throat.

Phenomene Francais is in!

Marky wrote:

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Pretty sure Deep Heat is perfect for this. Consider him in!

As long as you're aware I will refer to him as Deep Throat.

As long as you're aware that he'd gag

So, who's actually writing this?

So where the hell is everyone?

Max Adamson is here. Maybe that's why no-one else has shown up yet...

Hero probably hoped no-one would show up. Hoped everyone would just flock to the Heavyweight Championship designated for every Tom Dick and Create a Wrestler to participate in. Hero is still daydreaming of the time he was relevant, not realising that his time is up and we are in the new age now.

Chaos AKA Diet Hero, AKA the GREATEST... *silence* *sound of crickets in the background* ...Cruiserweight in the World. AKA the most BORING... Person in the World. Chaos might already be here, just no-one's noticed yet.

Deep Heat, for the feet, rhythm of your heartbeat. I may be wrong but I'm pretty sure Deep Heat got his name due to his love of massaging naked men. Just a rumour I read on the internet, and as we all know, everything you read on the internet is 100% true.

Crime Lord, massively out of place here. Egomaniac? Crime Lord is clearly one of the most honest, hardworking and down to Earth people in wrestling. Ahem.

Jerome Dubois told people he'd be here. No-one put him on the list. And no-one seems to care. Le Phenomene Francais, AKA Pepe Le Pew. Garlic Breath? Garlic? Breath? Madness.

And Steve Sharona... Still laying lower than Rolf Harris after the scandal of everyone's favourite 80's guy having entrance music from 1979. Sickening I'm sure you all agree. The guy's clearly a fraud, and clearly too ashamed and embarrassed to show his face.

Which leaves me, Max Adamson, as the only remaining participant. As the last man standing. The clock is ticking, and the longer no-one shows up, the sooner Max Adamson will be crowned as the winner of the Egomaniac Reflective Shield.

Hahahaha I know i thought a card for this would be up