Would you dance, if Ajax you to dance?

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"Would you dance, if Ajax you to dance?" - Enrique van Iglesias

Budget: £9.35m

Goalkeepers

Cillessen, Jasper

Defenders

Moisander, Niklas CB
Ruiz, Victor CB
de Vrij, Stefan CB
Dede CB
Luca Antonelli LB
Blind, Daley LB
van Rhijn, Ricardo RB

Midfielders

Poulsen, Christian DM
Nigel de Jong DM/CM
Jordy Clasie DM/CM
Eriksen, Christian AM
de Jong, Siem AM

Forwards

Mirallas, Kevin WG
Alessandro Florenzi AM/WG
Andersen, Lucas WG/ST
Arnautovic, Marko WG
Anelka, Nicolas ST
Milito, Diego ST
de Jong, Luuk ST
Varela, Silvestre WG/ST

Transfers In:

Transfers Out:

Bonus Money
Week 1 - £1m
Week 2 - £1m
Week 3 - £1m
Week 4 - £1m
Week 5 - £1m
ZZZ PL - £100k
Week 6 - £1m
Week 8 - £1m
Week 9 - £1m

On Eriksen, I was going to say to you that come the end of the season, and if you still have him, I would be interested in trying to come to some agreement. i.e take a good deal in the meanwhile, but if you do still have him, then I would be interested in seeing what we could do

And then I saw your post to Hero, which says pretty much the same thing.

If/when I finally get a lawyer offer on Bernard it'll be for 19.5m. Would that tempt you to part with him?

I'm not being racist but I want to sell Neymar for cash unless I'm offered a sizzling deal that I can't refuse.

Yeah deal

I'll get Viva to confirm Neymar and we can confirm Villa as well in tandem

Dude your budget is whack, that's Nick Leeson levels of dodgy dealing

My budget is 100% legit. You must have lost your Barings, Azzy.

He just got paid his dividend from Enron

By my reckoning - using your ins and outs, plus bonuses - you have just £530k in the bank

He must have forgotten to add something

Sorry, Villa deal is off as Viva has backtracked on the Neymar deal

Would you dance, if Ajax you to dance? Homepage wrote:Budget: £1.65m

You have no monies Soddy, well not loads.

Can i interest you in Luis Muriel for 12.5m if get no where with ZZZ  

I would want lots of oodles of noodles!

Giroud & Remy are both very essential to my team. It would take a bit for me to part with one as id have to replace them as well as trying to buy a CB.

Fernando wrote:Can i interest you in Luis Muriel for 12.5m if get no where with ZZZ  

Ill take that as a no shall start touting him about again  

I'd want Eriksen as you're aware in return...

Sorry mate, not selling Remy.

Herrera for Eriksen?

Gives you a £1.5m TM value benefit

ENQ

To quote CF: It's not all about TM values.

Ramsey = Eriksen
ENQ

No thank you, to both.

How about if I sing you a Frank Turner song?

Which one?

Have I stated my enjoyment of Frank Turner on here at some stage?

I think you might have, but also it is the style I like to play on my guitar. I love to get my capo out too!

The Way I Tend to be? Seems appropriate for this dreary morning

That is a good song, but it won't get you Eriksen. If you'd have offered Peggy Sang the Blues you'd have a Danish on your hands.

What about I Knew Prufrock Before He Got Famous then

No dice.

I'll settle for Wessex Boy. Otherwise you may take your leave, sir.

I presume you'd like Vaz Te

£2million and he's yours...

Jordy Clasie
ENQ

So gay

Clasie + Mirallas = Ben Arfa + Tettey
ENQ

Jew mad bro?

I think that's a fair deal all round, you improve RW, and you have depth at DM anyways

queerbo

Good luck in our game mate

We won't be buddies any more if you win

In all seriousness, I'm expecting a good game, I've set up differently to normal and it'll split opinion I think.