Favourite one-liners/pay offs

Whether it Bond, Clint, Arnie or even Jim Carrey, there a line in a film that you just can't help liking.

For me, it's at the end of "The Replacement Killers" when Chow Yun Fat is facing the big Boss.

The Boss, cornered and knowing the game's sneers and says, "The boy will die, John"

Fat replies, "Not in your lifetime" and pulls the trigger.

Chow Yun Fat....there's few cooler.

2 from Outlaw Josey Wales

Josey Wales: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
Lone Watie: I notice when you get to dislikin' someone they ain't around for long neither

Bounty hunter: A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.

"When It happens I won't even know it because I'll be too busy lookin good"

Enter the Dragon...........................................

When that thug in Death wish 5 with the scalp problems gets blown up by Bronson with the bomb in the football........

"Hey Freddy I'm going to cure your dandruff for ya"..........

"He pulls a knife you pull a gun, he sends one of yours to the hospital you send one of his to the morgue! That's the Chicago way."

Lethal Weapon 2

"But I have diplomatic immunity!"
Danny Glover shoots him dead
"It's just been revoked."

Love it.

Anything Arnie says in running man and commando!

"Yippe Ki Yay Mother****"

is another good one

hornbloweroafc wrote:Anything Arnie says in running man and commando!

Yes! And Predator, "If it bleeds, we can kill it".

Remember Darkman when he's holding that kids head above the grid in the middle of the road.......

"I told you everything I know"...........

"Rick calm down I know......I know you did...........But let's pretend you didn't!! "

SPLAT

DAVE667 wrote:

Chow Yun Fat....there's few cooler.

Amen to that!

“Have you ever danced with devil in the pale moonlight?”

Chris Tucker to me is one of the funniest out there.

"Don't ever touch a black mans radio!" - Rush Hour

"BzzZ! Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!" - Fifth Element

Sean Bean is brilliant too!

Golden eye

Boris - "I can break her codes.."

Sean Bean - "Then get on with it!"

If you haven't seen the Sean Bean death reel then you haven't lived https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJODirze5EM

The Good, the Bad, the Ugly:

Tuco, trying to read a note left for him and Blondie: '"See you soon id...id...idi..."'
Blondie takes the note off him '"Idiots" (small pause and handing the note back) it's for you'.

Tuco buying a gun at a gunstore:

To the owner as he looks at and holds a gun he likes: "How much?"
Owner: "20 dollars"
Tuco laughs: "No.... how much?"
Owner: "50 dollars"
Tuco becoming suspicious, cocks the gun: How much?"
Owner becoming less certain all the time: "100 dollars"
Tuco turns and points the gun at the owner.
Owner: "200 dollars...it's all I've got..." Tuco takes the contents of the till.

Blondie to Tuco at grave: "You see, in this world there's two kind of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns and those who dig. - You dig."

Bill Murray in Ghostbusters

WE CAME, WE SAW, WE KICKED IT'S ASS

Jim Carey in Dumb and Dumber when he's giving CPR

HE'S RESISTING ME!

Starsky & Hutch

Vince Vaughn: You know a lot about golf?

Snoop Dogg: I know even more about grass.

Also 500 days of summer

Roses are red, violets are blue, f*ck you wh0re

and possibly one of the coolest lines in any action movie (i actually don't care that it's a Jason Statham line either)

I now pronounce you man and knife (cue knife to the neck)

Knights of Columbus that hurt!