The Billy No Mates Award

And The Billy No Mates Award goes to….





RED STAG, WEWUZROBBED and KIAKAHAAOTEAROA

Congratulations lads! They can't all be winners. But at least you can enjoy this fantastic award together.

I am so glad no one voted for me and my Tonga analysis posts, I bet if you went back and looked at them now there would still be no comments.

I reckon Kia's name is responsible for that. Every time he posts I just try to work out how to say it and get distracted.

Like my name Kia Kaha (be strong. NZ is Aotearoa) I vow to get through this humiliation. As a Billy No Mates, I can't even take comfort among the company of the other two votes.

I have reached the conclusion that if you want to get replies, you need to take a leaf out of many rugby journalists´and use controversy to attract views. So in the new year look forward to some articles like Thomson's foot was head butted, England only won because Corey Jane was wrongly ruled offside and Sean Edwards is an England RFU plant and responsible for Wales' losses.

oh what i was hoping for this one!!

cant even win the no mates award!

I'll stop being your mate if it helps?

Suely if someone votes for you to win an award for having no friends the peopel who didn't vote for you are your friends?


Boo-urns!

Yeah, I didn't vote on this one.

Was quite shocked to see red_stag and kia there.

I no believe!

You just can't have a billy no mates award to more than one person, as they will just cling together in that sickly warm camaraderie of drowning men and become mates, so billy no mates award to more than one I would suggest, humbly, is self defeating...

Thanks for offering to take sole custody of the award OzT. That kind of selfless attitude will you mates back in no time. Then again, if you're not careful, people will use you for their own dastardly means. Watch out for those cunning devils.

methinks I have been misunderstood....