School Projects Caption Competition! WINNER ANNOUNCED!!!

Hows it going guys! I've been away for a while channelling nothing but good energy into the fists of Martinez. Finally last night justice was served. Just caught up on the fight and it was the sexiest thing I've seen in a while...

Anyways, here's a bit of fun.

CAPTION THIS BEAUTIFUL IMAGE

(The winner receives another beautiful image of Chavez Jr's smashed up giant head)

Spoiler:

CLOSE OF COMPETITION - Tuesday.

"Hey chico, those nachos are playing havoc with my bowels!"

"Junior, when I said use your head I didn't mean to block punches with!"

"Jeez I shouldn't have tied this headband so tight! Anybody know how to undo an Anchor Bend knot? I said ANCHOR! Oh forget it..."

Auditions for the latest Oral-B advertising campaign were getting off to a slow start.

And the winner of this years Mr Pig Ugly B*stard With a Head Like an Armchair and a Nasty Nylon Tux/Cheap Red Headband Combo Goes to.....

"That's it Martinez, one two and move to the right. Teach Jr a lesson for me"

Michael: We gotta play with more bullets.
Nick: What?
Michael: More bullets...

Kamikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaze

"Those Jalapenos really burn on the way out"

Botox: Keeps you smiling during the hard times

Sugar Boy Sweetie wrote:

And the winner of this years Mr Pig Ugly B*stard With a Head Like an Armchair and a Nasty Nylon Tux/Cheap Red Headband Combo Goes to.....

TRUSS?

My Preciouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!

"This warm-up comedian's really funny."

Glad you got the result you wanted, SP.

Melkor wrote:"This warm-up comedian's really funny."

Glad you got the result you wanted, SP.

Haha me too, I was away for the weekend and thought it'd be a good idea to hit a strip club thinking they would play it. They didn't

Anywhoo, I watched a replay of it and loved every second of it (I'm glad I didn't see it live mate as I would have had kittens at that last round!).

Must be honest SP I've never been more animated during a fight than I was in the 12th, the neighbours actually came around to check if everything was ok because they heard screams of " NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" at 5am!

My neighbours would have had to call the police as I would have smashed my place up if I watched it live and that happened!

I'm half glad I didn't watch it live! Haha.

Back to reality though, I'm suprised that the scorecards were as honest as that... Now we can just look forward to Pacquaio vs. Marquez 11 and see if the cards will be the same!

Aquafresh mexicano, para los dientes que pueden romper el cráneo de un huérfano de un solo bocado, refrendada por uno de los jefes de Easter isla.

Mrs Chavez had warned Julio that his Cum Face would alert everyone to the vibrating latex vagina he'd sewed into his pants.

12th round Martinez goes down

Chavez sr: Where's Richardero Steelecarito when you need him?

Il Gialloblu wrote:Michael: We gotta play with more bullets.
Nick: What?
Michael: More bullets...

Clear winner - shoe-horning a Deerhunter reference into a caption competition is a work of genius!

superflyweight wrote:

Il Gialloblu wrote:Michael: We gotta play with more bullets.
Nick: What?
Michael: More bullets...

Clear winner - shoe-horning a Deerhunter reference into a caption competition is a work of genius!

Glad someone picked up on it superfly.

Spoiler:

I get it now.

THE WINNER:

IL GIALLOBLU

With his fantastic link to the Classic Movie: The Deer Hunter.

However, there are no losers here (apart from that Cheerio's munching lazy S.O.B.)

Your price Il Gialloblu is this beautiful image of Chavez Jr:

Spoiler:

Do what you wish with it, personally I would add images of drug paraphinalia such as Bongs, Joints and maybe a couple of Corona's for good measure.

Thank you all for playing!

I thought my clever ref to Richard Steele stopping the Chavez Taylor fight early was better IMO and IYO.

ONETWOFOREVER wrote:I thought my clever ref to Richard Steele stopping the Chavez Taylor fight early was better IMO and IYO.

It was very good, especially as there was a hint of history repeating.

But the message here is that we can all laugh at their expense and at the end of the day, you can ALL download that image for utterly free - so technically we are all winners!

Thanks SP.

As reigning champion, I've taken the liberty of doing another one.

https://www.606v2.com/t35138-il-gialloblu-s-caption-competition#1558821

I expect another well crafted caption from you Onetwo.

Welll done IG. By far the best out of the lot.