Favorite sweets?

The question came to me as I was eating wine gums (of which 50% of the packet were reds ).

I'm partial to aforementioned wine gums, and bournville

I still ark out at the newsagents if I see refreshers for sale.

Spoiler:

Raisin and biscuit Yorkie; chocolate bar of champions
Dairy Milk; because American chocolate is awful
Wine gums; loved it when you get plenty of red and orange ones
Cadburys Shortcake biscuits; 6 in a pack and always left me wanting more

Getting hungry now and still an hour away from home

Bonbons.

Fizzy Cola Bottles
Pineapple chunks
Aniseed Twists

Werthers Original
Jaffa Cake bars
Milky Way

Galaxy Milk chocolate

M&M peanuts
strawberry laces
milk bottles
linor's

Donuts; my all time favorite.

Picnic & double Deckers nice and chewy

Dairy Milk orero is the best invention cadbury's have done.

Wine gums
Dairy Milk
Cola Bottles

They do these galaxy cookie crumble cake bars down my local shop, best thing ever

maltesers
chocolate covered raisins

I like the most is Pumpkin pie. My wife makes it. Now I'm enjoy an awesome pumpkin pie milkshake. Also I like brownies, They're very tasty and delicious.

edwin65 wrote:I like the most is Pumpkin pie. My wife makes it. .

Nobody is better than your Wife at making it !!

Unfortunately over the last few years I've had to have a couple of teeth taken out !! (You should see the other guy !! )....Seriously though I love those Cough candy twisty thingies......Unfortunately If I sink a couple..I have to sink the whole lot..

So I'm limiting them to once a fortnight !!

Chocolate raisins.

Dime Bars.

And as far as crisps go...... Roast Beef monster munch.

I enjoy pretending the red lips sweets are real whilst watching a porno.

Star bars were very more-ish..

They were nice......Not good for the old six pack though..

Used to love a Caramac 'the golden creamy bar'. Haven't seen one in a long time though.

Also those multi-flavour jellies that came in the plastic mould packs (shaped like spiders/monsters).

Strawberry Millions

Go to sainsburys they have Caramac i had one last week Im partial to some fudge

Those massive jelly snakes with the mushy bellies

Sherbert lemons, fizzy cola bottles, pineapple chunks, rosy apples, wine gums, fruit pastils, lemon bonbons, anything sour, chewits.
I love sweets.

I like Watermelon Taffy It's tasty

2p fruit salads

I don't have a favourite anymore it's more what I crave at the time. Right now it's M&Ms chocolate.

Fruit salad or Cherry lips. Theres a sweet shop in luton that does imported halal sweets from all over the world, ive been waiting for payday to go there

ShahenshahG wrote:Fruit salad or Cherry lips. Theres a sweet shop in luton that does imported halal sweets from all over the world, ive been waiting for payday to go there

Thought you'd like Taliban-bons, Shah!

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:Fruit salad or Cherry lips. Theres a sweet shop in luton that does imported halal sweets from all over the world, ive been waiting for payday to go there

Thought you'd like Taliban-bons, Shah!

We were never confused

How f*cking expensive are these sweets that you have to wait until payday? Or are you trying too hard to convince us you're a grown-up and really meant "when I get my pocket money"?

hahaha, no they're slightly dearer than corner shops, but theres no parking and heavy traffic. So will go once and buy a few £20 gift baskets

Would have thought a man who despises Western cultural traits such as patiently waiting your f*cking turn would have simply double parked, marched into shop, pushed a single mother and a couple of female OAPS out of the way whilst screaming "What are you doing out of the house, wh*res!" then demanded the shop keeper fill up your duffel bag with sweets ("and never mind what all those circuit boards and wires are you nosey c*nt")

DAVE667 wrote:Would have thought a man who despises Western cultural traits such as patiently waiting your f*cking turn would have simply double parked, marched into shop, pushed a single mother and a couple of female OAPS out of the way whilst screaming "What are you doing out of the house, wh*res!" then demanded the shop keeper fill up your duffel bag with sweets ("and never mind what all those circuit boards and wires are you nosey c*nt")

Sadly its a halal sweet shop so the Frak in there are of the same mind, we've had to compromise since we accidently blew up the last 5 halal sweet shops and stand in line like you swine eating infidels of lesser morals

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Would have thought a man who despises Western cultural traits such as patiently waiting your f*cking turn would have simply double parked, marched into shop, pushed a single mother and a couple of female OAPS out of the way whilst screaming "What are you doing out of the house, wh*res!" then demanded the shop keeper fill up your duffel bag with sweets ("and never mind what all those circuit boards and wires are you nosey c*nt")

Sadly its a halal sweet shop so the Frak in there are of the same mind, we've had to compromise since we accidently blew up the last 5 halal sweet shops and stand in line like you swine eating infidels of lesser morals

Compromise is the glue that hold civilization together, Shah. Either that or good manners or an understanding that whilst they "should" be treated as equals, women are merely things which are pleasing to the eye and the fit ones should be naked at all times.

As for "lesser mortals", coming from Yorkshire, I'm sympathetic to the plight of ISIS when they consider everyone else to be beneath them

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Would have thought a man who despises Western cultural traits such as patiently waiting your f*cking turn would have simply double parked, marched into shop, pushed a single mother and a couple of female OAPS out of the way whilst screaming "What are you doing out of the house, wh*res!" then demanded the shop keeper fill up your duffel bag with sweets ("and never mind what all those circuit boards and wires are you nosey c*nt")

Sadly its a halal sweet shop so the Frak in there are of the same mind, we've had to compromise since we accidently blew up the last 5 halal sweet shops and stand in line like you swine eating infidels of lesser morals

Compromise is the glue that hold civilization together, Shah. Either that or good manners or an understanding that whilst they "should" be treated as equals, women are merely things which are pleasing to the eye and the fit ones should be naked at all times.

As for "lesser mortals", coming from Yorkshire, I'm sympathetic to the plight of ISIS when they consider everyone else to be beneath them

You protest too much yorkshireman, although the suggestion that even yorkshiremen have an inferiority complex when it comes to isis delight us and we shall slay you without hate in our hearts, like korean journalists on a dog after 7 weeks of captivity.

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Would have thought a man who despises Western cultural traits such as patiently waiting your f*cking turn would have simply double parked, marched into shop, pushed a single mother and a couple of female OAPS out of the way whilst screaming "What are you doing out of the house, wh*res!" then demanded the shop keeper fill up your duffel bag with sweets ("and never mind what all those circuit boards and wires are you nosey c*nt")

Sadly its a halal sweet shop so the Frak in there are of the same mind, we've had to compromise since we accidently blew up the last 5 halal sweet shops and stand in line like you swine eating infidels of lesser morals

Compromise is the glue that hold civilization together, Shah. Either that or good manners or an understanding that whilst they "should" be treated as equals, women are merely things which are pleasing to the eye and the fit ones should be naked at all times.

As for "lesser mortals", coming from Yorkshire, I'm sympathetic to the plight of ISIS when they consider everyone else to be beneath them

You protest too much yorkshireman, although the suggestion that even yorkshiremen have an inferiority complex when it comes to isis delight us and we shall slay you without hate in our hearts, like korean journalists on a dog after 7 weeks of captivity.

Erm should we be alarmed???????

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Would have thought a man who despises Western cultural traits such as patiently waiting your f*cking turn would have simply double parked, marched into shop, pushed a single mother and a couple of female OAPS out of the way whilst screaming "What are you doing out of the house, wh*res!" then demanded the shop keeper fill up your duffel bag with sweets ("and never mind what all those circuit boards and wires are you nosey c*nt")

Sadly its a halal sweet shop so the Frak in there are of the same mind, we've had to compromise since we accidently blew up the last 5 halal sweet shops and stand in line like you swine eating infidels of lesser morals

Compromise is the glue that hold civilization together, Shah. Either that or good manners or an understanding that whilst they "should" be treated as equals, women are merely things which are pleasing to the eye and the fit ones should be naked at all times.

As for "lesser mortals", coming from Yorkshire, I'm sympathetic to the plight of ISIS when they consider everyone else to be beneath them

You protest too much yorkshireman, although the suggestion that even yorkshiremen have an inferiority complex when it comes to isis delight us and we shall slay you without hate in our hearts, like korean journalists on a dog after 7 weeks of captivity.

You misunderstand oh ignoble savage of questionable sexual peccadillos...no Yorkshireman has an inferiority complex and we fear no-one from ISIS....unless your plan to overthrown the West involves opening up a chain of pubs in the North of England where you charge in the region of £7 a pint

ONETWOFOREVER wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Would have thought a man who despises Western cultural traits such as patiently waiting your f*cking turn would have simply double parked, marched into shop, pushed a single mother and a couple of female OAPS out of the way whilst screaming "What are you doing out of the house, wh*res!" then demanded the shop keeper fill up your duffel bag with sweets ("and never mind what all those circuit boards and wires are you nosey c*nt")

Sadly its a halal sweet shop so the Frak in there are of the same mind, we've had to compromise since we accidently blew up the last 5 halal sweet shops and stand in line like you swine eating infidels of lesser morals

Compromise is the glue that hold civilization together, Shah. Either that or good manners or an understanding that whilst they "should" be treated as equals, women are merely things which are pleasing to the eye and the fit ones should be naked at all times.

As for "lesser mortals", coming from Yorkshire, I'm sympathetic to the plight of ISIS when they consider everyone else to be beneath them

You protest too much yorkshireman, although the suggestion that even yorkshiremen have an inferiority complex when it comes to isis delight us and we shall slay you without hate in our hearts, like korean journalists on a dog after 7 weeks of captivity.

Erm should we be alarmed???????

You should certainly...preferably with a klaxon that lets the world know that you're in the vicinity so we can halt the spread of dumbola

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Would have thought a man who despises Western cultural traits such as patiently waiting your f*cking turn would have simply double parked, marched into shop, pushed a single mother and a couple of female OAPS out of the way whilst screaming "What are you doing out of the house, wh*res!" then demanded the shop keeper fill up your duffel bag with sweets ("and never mind what all those circuit boards and wires are you nosey c*nt")

Sadly its a halal sweet shop so the Frak in there are of the same mind, we've had to compromise since we accidently blew up the last 5 halal sweet shops and stand in line like you swine eating infidels of lesser morals

Compromise is the glue that hold civilization together, Shah. Either that or good manners or an understanding that whilst they "should" be treated as equals, women are merely things which are pleasing to the eye and the fit ones should be naked at all times.

As for "lesser mortals", coming from Yorkshire, I'm sympathetic to the plight of ISIS when they consider everyone else to be beneath them

You protest too much yorkshireman, although the suggestion that even yorkshiremen have an inferiority complex when it comes to isis delight us and we shall slay you without hate in our hearts, like korean journalists on a dog after 7 weeks of captivity.

You misunderstand oh ignoble savage of questionable sexual peccadillos...no Yorkshireman has an inferiority complex and we fear no-one from ISIS....unless your plan to overthrown the West involves opening up a chain of pubs in the North of England where you charge in the region of £7 a pint

9 pounds and 1 whippet per pint or 1 pound a pint with lettuce inside, you flea infested shepherd of questionable hygiene and serial snubber of vending machines

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Would have thought a man who despises Western cultural traits such as patiently waiting your f*cking turn would have simply double parked, marched into shop, pushed a single mother and a couple of female OAPS out of the way whilst screaming "What are you doing out of the house, wh*res!" then demanded the shop keeper fill up your duffel bag with sweets ("and never mind what all those circuit boards and wires are you nosey c*nt")

Sadly its a halal sweet shop so the Frak in there are of the same mind, we've had to compromise since we accidently blew up the last 5 halal sweet shops and stand in line like you swine eating infidels of lesser morals

Compromise is the glue that hold civilization together, Shah. Either that or good manners or an understanding that whilst they "should" be treated as equals, women are merely things which are pleasing to the eye and the fit ones should be naked at all times.

As for "lesser mortals", coming from Yorkshire, I'm sympathetic to the plight of ISIS when they consider everyone else to be beneath them

You protest too much yorkshireman, although the suggestion that even yorkshiremen have an inferiority complex when it comes to isis delight us and we shall slay you without hate in our hearts, like korean journalists on a dog after 7 weeks of captivity.

You misunderstand oh ignoble savage of questionable sexual peccadillos...no Yorkshireman has an inferiority complex and we fear no-one from ISIS....unless your plan to overthrown the West involves opening up a chain of pubs in the North of England where you charge in the region of £7 a pint

9 pounds and 1 whippet per pint or 1 pound a pint with lettuce inside, you flea infested shepherd of questionable hygiene and serial snubber of vending machines

It will have to be £9 a pint. I won't even drink in a beer garden lest some pollen falls into my pint. I believe it constitutes plant/vegetable matter and as such, could be considered part of this "five-a-day w*nkery I hear so much about

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Would have thought a man who despises Western cultural traits such as patiently waiting your f*cking turn would have simply double parked, marched into shop, pushed a single mother and a couple of female OAPS out of the way whilst screaming "What are you doing out of the house, wh*res!" then demanded the shop keeper fill up your duffel bag with sweets ("and never mind what all those circuit boards and wires are you nosey c*nt")

Sadly its a halal sweet shop so the Frak in there are of the same mind, we've had to compromise since we accidently blew up the last 5 halal sweet shops and stand in line like you swine eating infidels of lesser morals

Compromise is the glue that hold civilization together, Shah. Either that or good manners or an understanding that whilst they "should" be treated as equals, women are merely things which are pleasing to the eye and the fit ones should be naked at all times.

As for "lesser mortals", coming from Yorkshire, I'm sympathetic to the plight of ISIS when they consider everyone else to be beneath them

You protest too much yorkshireman, although the suggestion that even yorkshiremen have an inferiority complex when it comes to isis delight us and we shall slay you without hate in our hearts, like korean journalists on a dog after 7 weeks of captivity.

You misunderstand oh ignoble savage of questionable sexual peccadillos...no Yorkshireman has an inferiority complex and we fear no-one from ISIS....unless your plan to overthrown the West involves opening up a chain of pubs in the North of England where you charge in the region of £7 a pint

9 pounds and 1 whippet per pint or 1 pound a pint with lettuce inside, you flea infested shepherd of questionable hygiene and serial snubber of vending machines

It will have to be £9 a pint. I won't even drink in a beer garden lest some pollen falls into my pint. I believe it constitutes plant/vegetable matter and as such, could be considered part of this "five-a-day w*nkery I hear so much about

Excellent. ABU WE HAVE A NEW WEAPON AGAINST THESE TINFIDELS ------- CARROTS!!

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Would have thought a man who despises Western cultural traits such as patiently waiting your f*cking turn would have simply double parked, marched into shop, pushed a single mother and a couple of female OAPS out of the way whilst screaming "What are you doing out of the house, wh*res!" then demanded the shop keeper fill up your duffel bag with sweets ("and never mind what all those circuit boards and wires are you nosey c*nt")

Sadly its a halal sweet shop so the Frak in there are of the same mind, we've had to compromise since we accidently blew up the last 5 halal sweet shops and stand in line like you swine eating infidels of lesser morals

Compromise is the glue that hold civilization together, Shah. Either that or good manners or an understanding that whilst they "should" be treated as equals, women are merely things which are pleasing to the eye and the fit ones should be naked at all times.

As for "lesser mortals", coming from Yorkshire, I'm sympathetic to the plight of ISIS when they consider everyone else to be beneath them

You protest too much yorkshireman, although the suggestion that even yorkshiremen have an inferiority complex when it comes to isis delight us and we shall slay you without hate in our hearts, like korean journalists on a dog after 7 weeks of captivity.

You misunderstand oh ignoble savage of questionable sexual peccadillos...no Yorkshireman has an inferiority complex and we fear no-one from ISIS....unless your plan to overthrown the West involves opening up a chain of pubs in the North of England where you charge in the region of £7 a pint

9 pounds and 1 whippet per pint or 1 pound a pint with lettuce inside, you flea infested shepherd of questionable hygiene and serial snubber of vending machines

It will have to be £9 a pint. I won't even drink in a beer garden lest some pollen falls into my pint. I believe it constitutes plant/vegetable matter and as such, could be considered part of this "five-a-day w*nkery I hear so much about

Excellent. ABU WE HAVE A NEW WEAPON AGAINST THESE TINFIDELS ------- CARROTS!!

ABU - "That all well and good Shah but I can never pick the f*ckin' things up!!!!!!!!!!"

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Would have thought a man who despises Western cultural traits such as patiently waiting your f*cking turn would have simply double parked, marched into shop, pushed a single mother and a couple of female OAPS out of the way whilst screaming "What are you doing out of the house, wh*res!" then demanded the shop keeper fill up your duffel bag with sweets ("and never mind what all those circuit boards and wires are you nosey c*nt")

Sadly its a halal sweet shop so the Frak in there are of the same mind, we've had to compromise since we accidently blew up the last 5 halal sweet shops and stand in line like you swine eating infidels of lesser morals

Compromise is the glue that hold civilization together, Shah. Either that or good manners or an understanding that whilst they "should" be treated as equals, women are merely things which are pleasing to the eye and the fit ones should be naked at all times.

As for "lesser mortals", coming from Yorkshire, I'm sympathetic to the plight of ISIS when they consider everyone else to be beneath them

You protest too much yorkshireman, although the suggestion that even yorkshiremen have an inferiority complex when it comes to isis delight us and we shall slay you without hate in our hearts, like korean journalists on a dog after 7 weeks of captivity.

You misunderstand oh ignoble savage of questionable sexual peccadillos...no Yorkshireman has an inferiority complex and we fear no-one from ISIS....unless your plan to overthrown the West involves opening up a chain of pubs in the North of England where you charge in the region of £7 a pint

9 pounds and 1 whippet per pint or 1 pound a pint with lettuce inside, you flea infested shepherd of questionable hygiene and serial snubber of vending machines

It will have to be £9 a pint. I won't even drink in a beer garden lest some pollen falls into my pint. I believe it constitutes plant/vegetable matter and as such, could be considered part of this "five-a-day w*nkery I hear so much about

Excellent. ABU WE HAVE A NEW WEAPON AGAINST THESE TINFIDELS ------- CARROTS!!

ABU - "That all well and good Shah but I can never pick the f*ckin' things up!!!!!!!!!!"

We must go back in time to when your hands were whole----BROTHERs........TO THE QATADIS

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Would have thought a man who despises Western cultural traits such as patiently waiting your f*cking turn would have simply double parked, marched into shop, pushed a single mother and a couple of female OAPS out of the way whilst screaming "What are you doing out of the house, wh*res!" then demanded the shop keeper fill up your duffel bag with sweets ("and never mind what all those circuit boards and wires are you nosey c*nt")

Sadly its a halal sweet shop so the Frak in there are of the same mind, we've had to compromise since we accidently blew up the last 5 halal sweet shops and stand in line like you swine eating infidels of lesser morals

Compromise is the glue that hold civilization together, Shah. Either that or good manners or an understanding that whilst they "should" be treated as equals, women are merely things which are pleasing to the eye and the fit ones should be naked at all times.

As for "lesser mortals", coming from Yorkshire, I'm sympathetic to the plight of ISIS when they consider everyone else to be beneath them

You protest too much yorkshireman, although the suggestion that even yorkshiremen have an inferiority complex when it comes to isis delight us and we shall slay you without hate in our hearts, like korean journalists on a dog after 7 weeks of captivity.

You misunderstand oh ignoble savage of questionable sexual peccadillos...no Yorkshireman has an inferiority complex and we fear no-one from ISIS....unless your plan to overthrown the West involves opening up a chain of pubs in the North of England where you charge in the region of £7 a pint

9 pounds and 1 whippet per pint or 1 pound a pint with lettuce inside, you flea infested shepherd of questionable hygiene and serial snubber of vending machines

It will have to be £9 a pint. I won't even drink in a beer garden lest some pollen falls into my pint. I believe it constitutes plant/vegetable matter and as such, could be considered part of this "five-a-day w*nkery I hear so much about

Excellent. ABU WE HAVE A NEW WEAPON AGAINST THESE TINFIDELS ------- CARROTS!!

ABU - "That all well and good Shah but I can never pick the f*ckin' things up!!!!!!!!!!"

We must go back in time to when your hands were whole----BROTHERs........TO THE QATADIS

And so Abu returned to a time when he was more than just a one-eyed, disabled parking badge holding hate mongerer. Sadly, having being returned to his former glory, the first thing he did was pick up the SKY remote (paid for by the very infidels he sought to obliterate...never let it be said the man with the steely hook didn't also understand irony) and discover the joys of BabeStation.

Laying back spent on his DFS sofa (again provided by Infidel filth), covered in the by-product of a seven hour w*nkathon and Domino's Pizza binge, Abu immediately renounced his faith, got a tattoo of a bulldog wearing boxing gloves on his right bicep and shacked up with a 19 year old beauty therapist called Shontelle from Wigan who immediately set about piercing his nipples with a tiny hooked implement. Abu momentarily had a flashback, wiped away a sudden tear then open his seventh car of Special Brew, farted and went back to sleep

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Would have thought a man who despises Western cultural traits such as patiently waiting your f*cking turn would have simply double parked, marched into shop, pushed a single mother and a couple of female OAPS out of the way whilst screaming "What are you doing out of the house, wh*res!" then demanded the shop keeper fill up your duffel bag with sweets ("and never mind what all those circuit boards and wires are you nosey c*nt")

Sadly its a halal sweet shop so the Frak in there are of the same mind, we've had to compromise since we accidently blew up the last 5 halal sweet shops and stand in line like you swine eating infidels of lesser morals

Compromise is the glue that hold civilization together, Shah. Either that or good manners or an understanding that whilst they "should" be treated as equals, women are merely things which are pleasing to the eye and the fit ones should be naked at all times.

As for "lesser mortals", coming from Yorkshire, I'm sympathetic to the plight of ISIS when they consider everyone else to be beneath them

You protest too much yorkshireman, although the suggestion that even yorkshiremen have an inferiority complex when it comes to isis delight us and we shall slay you without hate in our hearts, like korean journalists on a dog after 7 weeks of captivity.

You misunderstand oh ignoble savage of questionable sexual peccadillos...no Yorkshireman has an inferiority complex and we fear no-one from ISIS....unless your plan to overthrown the West involves opening up a chain of pubs in the North of England where you charge in the region of £7 a pint

9 pounds and 1 whippet per pint or 1 pound a pint with lettuce inside, you flea infested shepherd of questionable hygiene and serial snubber of vending machines

It will have to be £9 a pint. I won't even drink in a beer garden lest some pollen falls into my pint. I believe it constitutes plant/vegetable matter and as such, could be considered part of this "five-a-day w*nkery I hear so much about

Excellent. ABU WE HAVE A NEW WEAPON AGAINST THESE TINFIDELS ------- CARROTS!!

ABU - "That all well and good Shah but I can never pick the f*ckin' things up!!!!!!!!!!"

We must go back in time to when your hands were whole----BROTHERs........TO THE QATADIS

And so Abu returned to a time when he was more than just a one-eyed, disabled parking badge holding hate mongerer. Sadly, having being returned to his former glory, the first thing he did was pick up the SKY remote (paid for by the very infidels he sought to obliterate...never let it be said the man with the steely hook didn't also understand irony) and discover the joys of BabeStation.

Laying back spent on his DFS sofa (again provided by Infidel filth), covered in the by-product of a seven hour w*nkathon and Domino's Pizza binge, Abu immediately renounced his faith, got a tattoo of a bulldog wearing boxing gloves on his right bicep and shacked up with a 19 year old beauty therapist called Shontelle from Wigan who immediately set about piercing his nipples with a tiny hooked implement. Abu momentarily had a flashback, wiped away a sudden tear then open his seventh car of Special Brew, farted and went back to sleep

And Changed his name to dave 667

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:

ShahenshahG wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Would have thought a man who despises Western cultural traits such as patiently waiting your f*cking turn would have simply double parked, marched into shop, pushed a single mother and a couple of female OAPS out of the way whilst screaming "What are you doing out of the house, wh*res!" then demanded the shop keeper fill up your duffel bag with sweets ("and never mind what all those circuit boards and wires are you nosey c*nt")

Sadly its a halal sweet shop so the Frak in there are of the same mind, we've had to compromise since we accidently blew up the last 5 halal sweet shops and stand in line like you swine eating infidels of lesser morals

Compromise is the glue that hold civilization together, Shah. Either that or good manners or an understanding that whilst they "should" be treated as equals, women are merely things which are pleasing to the eye and the fit ones should be naked at all times.

As for "lesser mortals", coming from Yorkshire, I'm sympathetic to the plight of ISIS when they consider everyone else to be beneath them

You protest too much yorkshireman, although the suggestion that even yorkshiremen have an inferiority complex when it comes to isis delight us and we shall slay you without hate in our hearts, like korean journalists on a dog after 7 weeks of captivity.

You misunderstand oh ignoble savage of questionable sexual peccadillos...no Yorkshireman has an inferiority complex and we fear no-one from ISIS....unless your plan to overthrown the West involves opening up a chain of pubs in the North of England where you charge in the region of £7 a pint

9 pounds and 1 whippet per pint or 1 pound a pint with lettuce inside, you flea infested shepherd of questionable hygiene and serial snubber of vending machines

It will have to be £9 a pint. I won't even drink in a beer garden lest some pollen falls into my pint. I believe it constitutes plant/vegetable matter and as such, could be considered part of this "five-a-day w*nkery I hear so much about

Excellent. ABU WE HAVE A NEW WEAPON AGAINST THESE TINFIDELS ------- CARROTS!!

ABU - "That all well and good Shah but I can never pick the f*ckin' things up!!!!!!!!!!"

We must go back in time to when your hands were whole----BROTHERs........TO THE QATADIS

And so Abu returned to a time when he was more than just a one-eyed, disabled parking badge holding hate mongerer. Sadly, having being returned to his former glory, the first thing he did was pick up the SKY remote (paid for by the very infidels he sought to obliterate...never let it be said the man with the steely hook didn't also understand irony) and discover the joys of BabeStation.

Laying back spent on his DFS sofa (again provided by Infidel filth), covered in the by-product of a seven hour w*nkathon and Domino's Pizza binge, Abu immediately renounced his faith, got a tattoo of a bulldog wearing boxing gloves on his right bicep and shacked up with a 19 year old beauty therapist called Shontelle from Wigan who immediately set about piercing his nipples with a tiny hooked implement. Abu momentarily had a flashback, wiped away a sudden tear then open his seventh car of Special Brew, farted and went back to sleep

And Changed his name to ROWLEY

Fixed that for ya!!!!!!!!!!

I quite like Oreos and Twinkies. My girlfriend tells me their bad for my teeth, but I have 33... so I have a rotting tooth to spare.

kingraf wrote:I quite like Oreos and Twinkies. My girlfriend tells me their bad for my teeth, but I have 33... so I have a rotting tooth to spare.

33 teeth or 33 girlfriends?

33 teeth.