Friday fun. 606v2 boxers.

Right, it's Friday and life is good. The board is quiet today so a bit of fun needs to be had. If you could compare a 606v2 poster and their knowledge/writing style to a boxer past or present, who would it be? Keep it clean though, please. I will start;

Windy = Bernard Hopkins. Old timer but has more than enough 'upstairs' to keep pace with the younger generation.
Chris = Salvador Sanchez. Knows far too much for someone so young.
Union = Chris Eubank. Slightly odd but harmless enough.
Rowley = George Foreman version 2. Old and out of shape but can still pack a wallop if he catches you clean.

Over to you.

Very good.

Onetwo = Audley Harrison. Has went back to the drawing board and reinvented himself so many times (he was the girl yeah?). Seems confused and still not sure if hes barking mad or a comic genius..

manos de peidro - Floyd Mayweather - yet to see him defeated in an argument or debate, seems to know everything and all roads lead to him in boxing knowledge if Chris hasn't answered them already.

Truss - Mike Tyson - Like a bull in a china shop in the opening rounds of a debate but levels off at the end. Boxing historian and knows a lot to command respect but sometimes has the odd issue which taints his career in its later stages.

Steffan - Frank Warren - Believes everything he does is golden and anything outside of it is wrong. Protects weak boxers.

Azania - Muhammad Ali - Dances around an argument but will certainly sting like a bee when required. Almost bull headed and stubborn approach to his own actions results in a victory. Built up some great rivalries, one of which with.....

Imperial Ghosty - Joe Frazier - usually quiet, reserved well respected man in the ilk of the 606 board yet when pushed by his great rival, can also go a little below the belt.

Very good JM2.

Oxring = Nathan Cleverly. Welsh and clever. Has the potential to annoy people as well.

Truss=James Toney- Lots of good, a lot of bluster and obese.
Azania=Chisora- Man could get into fight in solitary confinement.
Rowley=Buster mathis sr - belies his bulk as he skillfuly dances around words and articulation with as much ease as he runs the sex for visas system at work.

Can I just say I am nowhere near as fat as I am often portrayed on here.

I thought I was being complimentary towards you, actually.

rowley wrote:Can I just say I am nowhere near as fat as I am often portrayed on here.

I like how you just glossed ove rthe sex for visas scandal.

Just trying to see what you do in your midlife crisis.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Very good JM2.

Oxring = Nathan Cleverly. Welsh and clever. Has the potential to annoy people as well.

Many thanks, Tino.

In return, might I offer:

Mind the Windows Tino - Ricky Hatton. Likeable chap with good banter, but arguments can lose logical coherence at the highest level.

Shahenshah. Steve Robinson. Much much more able than you think he should be.

oxring wrote:

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:Very good JM2.

Oxring = Nathan Cleverly. Welsh and clever. Has the potential to annoy people as well.

Many thanks, Tino.

In return, might I offer:

Mind the Windows Tino - Ricky Hatton. Likeable chap with good banter, but arguments can lose logical coherence at the highest level.

Ouch.

You don't annoy me, anyway. I am on record as being a big fan of yours, Oxy.

Oxring - Peter Buckley...not very good but at least he tries...always loses most of the debates and like Buckley he should retire.

Captain / Windy / Rowley / Jimmy Stuart = Ray Robinson, Henry Armstrong, Harry Greb / Ezzard Charles: By popular acclaim, all amongst the greatest of all time.

Manos de Piedra = Gene Tunney: Balanced, never rushed, always knows what he's doing.

OneTwo = Terry Marsh: Extra-curricular activites include guns.

Trussman = Evander Holyfield: Can anyone remember a time when he wasn't around?

Dave667 = Rendall Munroe. Despite being popular, humble enough never to abdandon his menial work, in this case tea making.

JabMachineMK2 - Kelly Pavlik. had his glorious moment in the sun before Hopkins (Windy) exposed him as a fraud.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:JabMachineMK2 - Kelly Pavlik. had his glorious moment in the sun before Hopkins (Windy) exposed him as a fraud.

That was rather impressive Tino. I suspect that this might be your apogee though - you're going to have to do well to top that.

Onetwo - Mayorga. Genuinely slightly crazy but always good value for money to watch.

Always did like ol stevo - half his work ethic and some of those could have beens would now be legends.

PBK - Tony Galento - Shakespeare? I'll moider da bum
Oxring - Tunney, reason and precision preferred to brute force but not averse to it if necessary.
Imperial Ghosty - Monzon - Angry and relelntless
Steffan - Tyson- courteous and good humoured - then will randomly bite your ear off
Adam: Gavin Rees - should be in a baby bouncer but holds his own with surprising tenacity.
Alma: Jose Badillo - Hates Naz

No 1 Jonesy - Fernando Vargas. One angry cat.

Azania - Wayne McCullough - No matter how bad a beating he gets you can't put him down and carries on long after it would have been smart to quit.

Imperial Ghosty - Roberto Duran - Snarling and aggressive but capable of moments of subtlety. Hard to get the better off but can be outdone by a classier foe.

Jabmachine Kelly Pavlik ones the best so far..

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:JabMachineMK2 - Kelly Pavlik. had his glorious moment in the sun before Hopkins (Windy) exposed him as a fraud.

The office all turned when they heard me laughing.

ShahenshahG wrote:
Steffan - Tyson- courteous and good humoured - then will randomly bite your ear off

Funnily enough my mates do say how im such a nice pleasent friendly guy most of the time but I can just go totally beserk at any given point

Im a Tyson fan so thats quite a good comparison though to be fair thanks Sha

ShahenshahG wrote:Always did like ol stevo - half his work ethic and some of those could have beens would now be legends.

PBK - Tony Galento - Shakespeare? I'll moider da bum
Oxring - Tunney, reason and precision preferred to brute force but not averse to it if necessary.
Imperial Ghosty - Monzon - Angry and relelntless
Steffan - Tyson- courteous and good humoured - then will randomly bite your ear off
Adam: Gavin Rees - should be in a baby bouncer but holds his own with surprising tenacity.
Alma: Jose Badillo - Hates Naz

Most accurate one of the day for me. Adam never ceases to surprise me on here with quite how much he knows about a sport he "doesn't follow all that much".

Alex: George Groves - Well mannered and likable with a decent amount of knowledge of the game.

BALTIMORA: Derek Chisora - Banned from the sport (forum) he loves.

Sean Michaels: Edwin Valero - Pee'd off a bunch of people and committed "forum suicide".

D4: One of Manny Pacquiaos aides.

WAINGRO I meant Young Towzer: Anthony Small - A haemoroid of a man, disappeared into the night after weeks of abuse only to return with a different name... 3 seperate times.

Young Towzer - Andrew Golota. Just so, so stupid.

Nissan - Mitch Green.

JBW - Fitzsimmons - simply - very, very, very good - but always forgotten about when compiling rankings lists.

AZ - Carl Froch. Just wants to be loved.

Windy - Archie Moore. Has rumbled with the greats and is still here. Wily, seasoned pro who can knock you out (of the forum) with either hand

Aw, I'm blushing.

Oxy - Pernell Whitaker. He'd sell more tickets if he weren't so polite.
Emancipator - Kelly Pavlik.
Az - Jack Johnson.
D4 - Floyd Mayweather Jr in disguise. He's been talking Pacquiao up all this time to raise his stock, so if they do fight it'll seem like a more valuable scalp.
Spring - Charley Burley. So underrated and ducked relentlessly.

Coxy0001 - Paulie Mallignaggi. Lots of smack talk but the reality is, a powderpuff puncher who was found out everytime he stepped up a level.

Captain Carrantuohill - Harry Greb. A completely unrivalled record, but been away for so long I am beginning to wonder if he even existed.

Scottrf - Ike Ibeabuchi. Knockout power, bags of skill, but out of the ring problems dragged him down. A big miss though.

You've surpassed yourself Tino, very good indeed.

Union Cane - Johnny Nelson - Actually quite good - once you work out what he's going on about.

Coxy = Zab Judah, flash dash and bit of a bash but when faced with the rash takes a slash and occasionaly speaks balderdash

Captain = Eder Jofre. Sits there, takes all the time in the world and moves out of the way of your punch before you throw it then if hes bothered he will hit you with a punch you saw miles off but could do nothing to prevent.

Haha quality

Steffan = Paulie. Makes a lot of noise, doesn't really have the bite to match his bark but good for the board/sport

I suspect D4 might be Sugar Ray Leonard...not because of anything that happened to him inside the boxing ring.

John Bloody Wayne wrote:I suspect D4 might be Sugar Ray Leonard...not because of anything that happened to him inside the boxing ring.

alma wrote:

rowley wrote:Azania - Wayne McCullough - No matter how bad a beating he gets you can't put him down and carries on long after it would have been smart to quit.

More like enzo mac then!

Generally when Enzo would be knocked out he'd stop punching - but when Az gets beat he keeps swinging, even when lying on the floor.

A bit like this guy (not Jimmy Thunder - the other one): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJLA_e8gOds

That mkes rather uncomfortable viewing - just s it does when that black guy does it.

At least one person said me, even if it did make me sound a tad bland!

Tino - Ali - His quick wit appears to be able to get him out of almost any situation.

Azania - Khan - Makes a lot of stuff up and has odd conspiracy theories but am sure at heart is a good lad.

The Genius of PBF - Floyd - As if you didn't see that coming...

Manos de Piedra - Sugar Ray Robinson - Can fight you at your own fight and still make you look silly, quite simply the P4P Number 1.

Chris - Pernell Whitaker - Flashy, but so solid in every field, has all the moves, and for someone so young can fight the veterans at there own game.

OneTwo - Edwin Valero - Just a bit mental, but awesome to watch.

Rowley - Erik Morales - Not always the hardest to hit but will always come back with something in return.

Spring - Chris Eubank - Talks in riddles, but I'm sure someone knows what hes talking about.

Reborn - James Kirkland - He'll take you out, or you'll take him out.

Steffan - James Toney - His mouth gets him into bother but he knows how to fight his way out.

Shah - Joe Louis - Can hit you with any punch perfectly and rarely makes a mistake.

You are too kind. I make many mistakes.

Alex = Khan - a ton of talent, hard working occasional flashes of insight - honest and many hissy fits. Also works in HR judging by his entourage. Looks like a blue arrow convention.