The Shortest Books in Boxing History

Just a bit of fun as the boards are quite slow lately.

Here are a few examples:

Excelling in PR by Amir Khan

Walking the Walk by Audley Harrison

Cardio Conditioning and Cutting Weight by Cris Arreola

Losing by Floyd Mayweather

How to Finish a Fight by Paulie Malignaggi

Defensive Boxing by Arturo Gatti

Keeping a Cool Head by Edwin Valero & Forward by Oliver McCall

Any others?

Celibate - not masturbate - Evander Holyfield

Going out on top - Roy Jones

How to win friends and influence people, by Anthony Sugar Ray Clay Jones Jr Small.

Motivation and Dedication, by Riddick Bowe

The Boxer's Diet, by James Toney

The art of diplomacy - David Haye plus its follow up Modern Etiquette

'My boxing knowledge lol hhhmmm thought so' by Stephen Towzer.

'How I got it right' by Richard Steele.

'Fashion tips' by Nathan Cleverly.

Healthy Eating - R Hatton

'My marriage with Cher' by Sonny Liston.

'Men are from Mars, women are there for my gratification' by Michael Gerard Tyson.

Around the world in eighty days - Sven Ottke.

The Art of War - David Haye.

The Famous Five - WBO heavyweight rankings.

Mein Kampf - Marcus Beyer

Nineteen Eighty Four - Cus D'Amato

Love Story - Sonny Liston

Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy - Ike Ibeabuchi

Lord Of The Rings - Bruce Seldon

'Great quips and classic quotes' by Colin Hart.

Taking on all challenges - By Joe Calzaghe.

HumanWindmill wrote:Around the world in eighty days - Sven Ottke.

I was trying to think of an Ottke one, well done.

Brevity is the soul of wit - Don King

Honesty and truth, by Bob Arum

Sense and Sensibility - by Amir Khan (ref "I don't know who Isaac Newton is, I'm only 25")

'Huckerby Finn' by AlexHuckleberry

My name is Alex Huckerby.

AlexHuckerby wrote:My name is Alex Huckerby.

I know, I can read.

"Fame and Fortune" by Kevin Pompey

Stand-up Comedy for Dummies - by W & V Klitschko

Upstanding citizenship - Kevin Mitchell

Navigation - How to get your bearings
Blood, Sweat and tears.

Zab Judah

Plastering in Paris - Antonio Margarito

The life and times of Isaac Newton - Amir Khan

Robberies - Dempsey isn't a true Champion - David Haye Is an All Time Cruiser - Waingro.

Oh wait he's already wrote books on them here...?

"The sulfur sands in eastern Mississippi are significantly more sulfurous than the substantially less sulfurous sands in western Mississippi" by C. L. Eubank

HAHAAHA

'How to Delight a Crowd' - The Fan Man

'How to keep your girlfriend' by sodhat

'Kell Brook - The Greatest' by Fists of Fury

The science of boxing volume 1 to 90 - Roberto Duran.

How to fight with your face - Ricky Hatton

Gone in 57 seconds - Amir Khan

The art of the head butt - Evander Holyfield

Ducking and Diving - Jack Dempsey and Tom Daly.

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:'How to keep your girlfriend' by sodhat

'Kell Brook - The Greatest' by Fists of Fury

Wrong side of the bed this morning?

I can't argue that the book would lack in length. I'm sure there is a pun in there for someone...

You're nobody till somebody loves you - Carl Froch

Relocation, relocation, relocation - Sven Ottke.

Magic, illusion and teleportation explained - Tommy Morrison.

ONETWOFOREVER wrote:The science of boxing volume 1 to 90 - Roberto Duran.

How to fight with your face - Ricky Hatton

Gone in 57 seconds - Amir Khan

The art of the head butt - Evander Holyfield

Ducking and Diving - Jack Dempsey and Tom Daly.

Not quite sure you're getting this...

I did think that Oxy, but didn't like to say.

Effective Bag Work by A. Golota

Just caught up with this thread, some excellent offerings!

How about:

"Gentlemanly Etiquette - A Guide" - Roberto Duran
"Got To Dance" - Usman Ahmed

"The Art of Objectivity - it isn't always about me" by Azania

"If you tried, you could be as good at everything as I am (but you probably won't so don't bother)" by Coxy

"No-one tells me what to do" by Manny Pacquiao

"I wish someone would tell me what to do (this 'Thinking for myself' isn't working)." by Waingro

"Suckling at the teat (how I milked this b!tch til it was dry and still came back for more)" by Bob Arum

"Things were better in the old days" - Windy

"Things weren't better in the old days, I hated the nineties" by Azania

I'm sorry dave but none of those would be short books except maybe the pac one

Windy could write the history of man, azania could write the future of man, Waingro can wax lyrical till armageddon about things he knows nothing about using six different words and Arum could write 19 volumes on 19 different fighters just for each day of this year.

Why Europe is better than America - Trussman

Life is all about having a laugh - Imperial Ghosty

An indepth guide to the Queens English - Waingro

How to be nice to to people and show respect - David Haye

Joe Calzaghe: The Fighter, The Man, The Legend - Carl Froch

Being honest with yourself - Audley Harrison

How to accept situations in life - Amir Khan

rowley wrote:Going out on top - Roy Jones

haha

Dignity in defeat, Zab Judah after the Kosta fight

Shah,

Az would say he's objective and say no more on the subject. He wouldn't labour the point long after everyone else has gone to bed...or simply got bored and moved on....short book.

Coxy would simply have the words "Don't bother" printed of the open page...short book.

Arum believes he does what he does for the good of boxing and is a humanitarian. Therefore his response to accusations of him killing boxing would be "not guilty"....short book

Waingro would probably injure himself writing his book in crayon...short book

Windy would need a nap then forget to finish writing...short book

Always mitigating circumstances with you liverpool fans

ShahenshahG wrote:Always mitigating circumstances with you liverpool fans

These are not mitigating circumstances...these are FACTS!