Bronze medals and cat poo

Bronze medals at stake, a consolation prize
Can today we score some winning tries?
But alas today the Aussies they won the test
And yes today they were the best
A scrum so dominant let’s make no bones
We missed old Hair Bear, the furry Adam Jones
The breakdown an area we tried in vein
But without our Sam, Pockock had his freest reign
In times gone buy a Welsh team would have surely folded
But Gatland has a tight knit squad that’s been tightly moulded
So there we have it a well worthy Aussie win
I’m a little disappointed but I have a happy grin
Because to the eightieth minute to each and every man
We got half pee in space and the covering Aussie was outran
A respectable score but today weren’t to be
For the men in gold deserved winners, we must agree
But hopefully a bright future awaits this young Welsh team
And let’s hope we can continue on a winning theme
So what’s next for me on this Welsh losing day
Morris my cat has had a sh#@ in his litter tray
So with peg on nose and scoop at the ready
I start digging quietly nice and steady
But alas I slip and the crap lands on the floor
I’ve made one hell of a mess of this menial chore
But enough of me, Wales are now at journey’s end
A squad that’s worthy of a Welsh commend
For the Welsh nation today all shout aloud
Again this World Cup you’ve done us proud!

Wales World cup - a haiku

How far is eight points
from glory? The IRB say
two ranking places.