the all new V2weekly newspaper

by dogtooth Tue 04 Oct 2011, 12:03 pm

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by dogtooth Tue 04 Oct 2011, 12:25 pm

i'll try and improve the presentation for future editions, if i have time.

by Cari Tue 04 Oct 2011, 12:42 pm

Very good Dogtooth! I hope there's a way of posting the image clearer. thumbsup

by dogtooth Tue 04 Oct 2011, 12:52 pm

Cari wrote: I hope there's a way of posting the image clearer.

did you click 'full size image' it should be better.

i'll learn as i go

by Cari Tue 04 Oct 2011, 12:53 pm

Yeah I did, it's still a bit blurry on that, but it may be something simple like changing your image host or something. It's good though.

by Gibson Tue 04 Oct 2011, 7:15 pm

Thats a brilliant idea Dogtooth man. Love it. We could run Sun-type scandals, about Greyghost and Hersh having man-sex in the Pub loo. And udder tings...

by Cari Tue 04 Oct 2011, 8:07 pm

I'm not doing Page 3 either! Shocked

by Gibson Tue 04 Oct 2011, 9:10 pm

Tommy Bowe In Welsh Baps Shocker!

by Guest Tue 04 Oct 2011, 9:23 pm

this is a fab idea dogtooth

by Gibson Tue 04 Oct 2011, 9:46 pm

Besides the joking earlier, I really think it is a runner Dogtooth. Should be helped develop and become a No. 1 sticky.

We'll spread the word mo chara.

by dogtooth Tue 04 Oct 2011, 11:17 pm

thanks for the possitve response everyone.

i love the hersh-GG love trist idea kiss

i wasnt sure how the v2 weekly idea would go down.

i love to write and i am a rugby fan (no Poopie!) its great to combine my two fave things.

i will try and expand the next 'sheet' to include a few more 'stories' and more pics. (if they are on line i can grab them and try and stick them in so let me know if you have anything i can use-match photos or your signed shirt-who had the russian one?)

by TheGreyGhost Tue 04 Oct 2011, 11:57 pm

dogtooth wrote:
i love the hersh-GG love trist idea

One issue, and your flirting with legal action already. Sigh, straight to the gutter press.

by Cari Wed 05 Oct 2011, 8:32 am

At least he's not hacked your phone GG! Very Happy

by prop_lyd Wed 05 Oct 2011, 9:34 am

I'll do page 3 if required Wink

by Rava Wed 05 Oct 2011, 10:05 am

prop_lyd wrote:I'll do apge 3 if required

Prop, I can't remember seeing teets on ye when we met Crying or Very sad

Dogtooth, great idea man. I suggest you get Gibbo in as a sub-editor.

by prop_lyd Wed 05 Oct 2011, 10:16 am

Ah but rava just my face and the use of a rugby ball placed angularly will do the job

by **Biltong** Wed 05 Oct 2011, 10:31 am

Here is a website for your page 3 pictorials.

http://photos.suchit.in/Travel/Singapore-May-2007/2992946_dSJkWV/15/551519234_8Ku82#551519234_8Ku82

you might want to call it the backside of the week. Whistle

by Comfort Wed 05 Oct 2011, 12:39 pm

good idea

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by TheGreyGhost Wed 05 Oct 2011, 12:42 pm

Cari wrote:At least he's not hacked your phone GG!

Please feel free. If someone could go in and sort out all those messages from the ex-wife and publish a brief summary of what she's harping on about I'd be most grateful.

by Gibson Wed 05 Oct 2011, 1:27 pm

TheGreyGhost wrote:
Cari wrote:At least he's not hacked your phone GG!

Please feel free. If someone could go in and sort out all those messages from the ex-wife and publish a brief summary of what she's harping on about I'd be most grateful.

by PJHolybloke Thu 06 Oct 2011, 8:33 pm

TheGreyGhost wrote:
Cari wrote:At least he's not hacked your phone GG!

Please feel free. If someone could go in and sort out all those messages from the ex-wife and publish a brief summary of what she's harping on about I'd be most grateful.

Ex-wife eh TGG? chin

Was she English at all?

Feel free to tell me where to go, it's just that I was wondering...... well, you know.

by Irish Curry Thu 06 Oct 2011, 8:55 pm

I like this Cool

Next week you can do a piece on welsh fans going into shock after been dumped out of the world cup by Ireland Smile

by dogtooth Fri 07 Oct 2011, 4:42 pm

Irish Curry wrote:I like this
Next week you can do a piece on welsh fans going into shock after been dumped out of the world cup by Ireland

it looks like it will be the most probable headline Shocked

by Cari Fri 07 Oct 2011, 5:56 pm

dogtooth - if Ireland win, you'll have your very own Mystic Meg to write about... ghost

by Irish Curry Sat 08 Oct 2011, 8:49 am

[quote="dogtooth"][quote="Irish Curry"]I like this Cool

Next week you can do a piece on welsh fans going into shock after been dumped out of the world cup by Ireland Smile

[/quote]

it looks like it will be the most probable headline Shocked

[/quote]

Looks like I got it wrong Shocked

The headline will be "Shocked Ireland supporters now supporting Wales" or something along those lines. As you can see I'm not a journalist. Doh

by Cari Sat 08 Oct 2011, 9:34 am

I went into shock cause we won! Erm

by Irish Curry Sat 08 Oct 2011, 9:35 am

by dogtooth Sat 08 Oct 2011, 11:09 am

i think there will be a new edition early next week.

send ideas and links to your photos

by dogtooth Tue 01 Nov 2011, 10:27 am

ok, i hit my deadline and now i have a day or two to kick my heals before i crack on with more work.

i will have a look for some v2 threads that should be reported in the paper.

anyone have any links to pics i can use?

by **Biltong** Tue 01 Nov 2011, 11:09 am

don't forget to add a column for those that have been banned into exile.

You can do a biography on the life and times of The Grey ghost.

Or alternatively perhaps start an obituary section.

by Comfort Tue 01 Nov 2011, 11:20 am

you could use it to raise awareness of the good cause......

https://www.606v2.com/t17362-mo-mo-mo

Wink

by Cari Tue 01 Nov 2011, 11:25 am

Good idea Biltong! The best bit about The Times is the Obituaries.

Dogtoof - I have a picture of myself and a certain international player in an uncompromising position (missonary). How much do you want for it? Very Happy

by dogtooth Tue 01 Nov 2011, 11:39 am

Cari wrote:Good idea Biltong! The best bit about The Times is the Obituaries.

Dogtoof - I have a picture of myself and a certain international player in an uncompromising position (missonary). How much do you want for it?

send donations to the v2weekly and lets buy this classy bit of celuloid (or digital data)

the movember promo is a great idea.

obituries too. where can i find a list of the fallen?

by Cari Tue 01 Nov 2011, 11:49 am

I don't do kiss and tell....well not unless you promise to get me on I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here. Oh and Max Clifford deals with all my correspondence...

That's a point, how do you know when people are banned? Do they just disappear into the ether? Nottins seems to have disappeared too.

by Pete C (Kiwireddevil) Tue 01 Nov 2011, 11:56 am

Cari wrote:...

That's a point, how do you know when people are banned? Do they just disappear into the ether? Nottins seems to have disappeared too.

They disappear. Though it's reasonably public knowledge that GG, Nottins, Nottins_Jones and WelshJohn are no longer with us.

by Cari Tue 01 Nov 2011, 11:58 am

Their names still appear though on old posts they've made previously (see above) but I guess you can't click on them, or there's nothing on their profile (I haven't tried).

by Guest Tue 01 Nov 2011, 11:59 am

If you click on their profile Cari it might have a bit at the bottom saying if they're banned or not (it does when I do it but that might be because I'm a mod/admin)

by Cari Tue 01 Nov 2011, 12:01 pm

Ah OK. I never bothered with those posters anyway, I just noticed that they're not posting anymore.

by dogtooth Tue 01 Nov 2011, 12:25 pm

the grey ghost is gone?!?!?! did he finaly go too far? i'd love to read his last few posts.

edition 2 is in production. im building it in powerpoint. anyone know of a better programme for future editions.

also, when i publish i will edit the first post and put the new edition in there.

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