TIMMY! The South Park Thread

[Adam D]

First topic message reminder :

Last month, Comedy Central ran the top 100 episodes.

Here is the full list but which do you like? And do you agree with the top spot?



100 – ‘Dances With Smurfs’
In this Avatar spoofing episode from season 13, Cartman becomes the reader of South Park Elementary’s school announcements and uses his new influence to attack School President Wendy.

99 – ‘Cartman’s Incredible Gift’
When Cartman awakes from a coma after attempting to fly off the roof of his house, he’s convinced he’s acquired psychic abilities. It’s also the last time we see bus driver Ms Crabtree.

98 – ‘Cancelled’
Beginning spookily like the first ever episode, the boys discover they’re stuck in a ‘repeat’. Remembering that Cartman had his ass tampered by ‘visitors’ last time, Kyle reverses the polarity of the message being sent from the satellite dish (by sticking his finger up there). The boys soon find themselves abducted and fighting to keep planet Earth from being destroyed.


97 & 96 – ‘Pandemic’ & ‘Pandemic 2: The Startling’
A two-part, Cloverfield-esque special chronicling an attack of giant, rampaging guinea pigs in South Park. Meanwhile the boys try to start their own Peruvian pan flute band unfortunately at a time when Homeland Security decides to crack down on the fad, arresting them and sending them on a mission to deepest, darkest Peru.

95 – ‘The Snuke’
South Park meets 24 in this episode. When a Muslim student joins Mr Garrison’s class, Cartman immediately suspects him of being a terrorist. Coincidentally Hilary Clinton is in town whose security discovers a suitcase nuke (or ‘Snuke’) in her lady garden. Ouch.


94 – ‘Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes’
A Wall-mart opens in South Park where Starks Pond used to be and soon the local businesses are forced to close and South Park becomes a ghost town. Meanwhile Cartman tries to convince Kyle that when people die, they rudey poo themselves.

93 – ‘The Return of Chef’
Using sound clips from past dialogue and songs, the first episode of the tenth series brought Isaac Hayes’ character back for the first time since his after departure in 2006. Unfortunately for the late Hayes’, Chef returned as a brainwashed child molester…

92 – ‘The Biggest Douche in the Universe
Cartman, possessed by Kenny, is taken to ‘the biggest douche in the universe’, TV psychic John Edward who Stan tries to expose as a fake. It’s also the one with all the Rob Schneider trailers! Da Derp Dee Derp Da…

91 – ‘Cartman Gets an Anal Probe’
Back to where it all started in the first ever episode, Cartman gets abducted by aliens who deposit a rather large package in his butt.

90 – ‘The China Probrem’
Kyle is disturbed by the recent rape of a friend – that friend being Indiana Jones after his misadventure with a certain Crystal Skull. Meanwhile Cartman is haunted by nightmares about the Chinese invading America so seeks the help of Butters to form the American Liberation Front and defend their fair nation.

89 – ‘ManBearPig’
Al Gore ‘guest stars’ in this episode trying to raise awareness of a terrible monster that is half man, half bear, and half pig. As you do.

88 – ‘Pip (aka Great Expectations)’
Narrated by Malcolm McDowell, this episode centres around little Pip as he embarks on a story not unlike that of Dickens’ famous tale Great Expectations.


87 – ‘Two Guys Naked In A Hot Tub’
In part 2 of The Meteor Shower Trilogy, Mr Mackey hosts a party and leads his guests outside to his new hot tub where Randy and Gerald discover a new pastime….

86 – ‘Jared Has Aides’
‘The Subway Guy’ aka Jared Fogle visits the town pedalling the sub diet but reveals that he had ‘aides’ to help him do so. Someone soon mistakes ‘aides’ for AIDS and hilarity ensues.

85 – ‘Night of the Living Homeless’
With a nod to zombie king George A. Romero, Night of the Living Homeless sees hordes of homeless people finding their way to South Park shuffling about asking for people for change. As a band of ‘survivors’ find themselves trapped on the Community Centre roof will the boys be able to lead the homeless to a new home?

84 – ‘The Ungroundable’


Butters and a vamp
Those sick of Twilight will love this ep. Sick and tired of not being listened to, Butters gets in with some vamp kids at school and believes he has become a vampire. Meanwhile as the vamp fad escalates, the Goth kids are peed off Principal’s office as if it’s their fault leading them to shed their dark look and embrace the Gap.

83 – ‘A Ladder to Heaven’
The boys win an all-you-can- grab candy prize but realise they gave Kenny the ticket they need to claim it before he died. They then go about trying to build a ladder to heaven to ask Kenny what he did with it. Bless.



82 – ‘Raisins’
When Wendy dumps Stan his friends decide to cheer him up by taking him to Raisins, a pre-pubescent hang out where slutty girls flirt with boys for a living.

81 – ‘Miss Teacher Bangs A Boy’
Ike starts a relationship with his kindergarten teacher Ms Stevenson. Enough said.

[Adam D]

Looking forward to tonights episode which is being rated the best of the series so far (which has been a great season).

Really enjoyed Naughty Ninjas last week.

[Marky]

Just caught up with the rest of the new series, very funny stuff. The running joke of Caitlyn Jenner running people over doesn't stop being funny either!

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