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by **Pal Joey** Thu Jan 24, 2019 5:40 am

That should do it.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jan 24, 2019 7:44 am

Nice start to a new split. Better than supes panning for w**ks... The w**kspanner

by **ShahenshahG** Thu Jan 24, 2019 8:43 am

Interesting. Is that W*nk spanner as in a spanner who w*nks or W*nks panner who wades through a river with a sieve pan trying to find gold to reduce the impact of rapidly failing virility. Either way Fly, I'm very sorry to hear that operation yewtree finally caught up with your dad today. I hope he won't be floundering to death on the rocks.

by **rIck_dAgless** Thu Jan 24, 2019 8:59 am

That was my clever play on words, Shah...

Are you well?

by **Galted** Thu Jan 24, 2019 10:36 am

The thread is really thriving under the new name. I’ve missed Shah and Super and their abuse.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Jan 25, 2019 1:53 am

Morning guys, picked up some biscuits for the office today.

Went for an unorthodox mix of Cookies (white choc chip) Rich Tea, Cadbury's fingers, and, of course, Malted Milk.

This thread inspired me.

Fist.

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Fri Jan 25, 2019 2:52 am

I have also bought biscuits today, although I've not blurred the lines of creative and crazy but including such a wild outsider as the white choc chip. Taking it back to the old school with Custard Creams and Bourbons, and the lesser spotted Coconut Creams.

Are chocolate wafers counted as biscuits? Cadbury and their Fingers seem to be.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Jan 25, 2019 2:57 am

Wafers are included in Christmas biscuit tins, so I would say they are fine.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jan 25, 2019 3:11 am

I'm very partial to a pink wafer, but don't often come across them.
At the office yesterday I had a double choc chip cookie and a white choc chip cookie - as well and 2 Danish pastries and a chocolate muffin. 10/10.

by **Galted** Fri Jan 25, 2019 3:18 am

I've got a few digestives knocking about at home somewhere. About 10 of the c*nts if I remember correctly. Plain, not chocolate.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Jan 25, 2019 4:05 am

Digestives are the best for dunking.

by **superflyweight** Fri Jan 25, 2019 4:12 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:I'm very partial to a pink wafer, but don't often come across them.
At the office yesterday I had a double choc chip cookie and a white choc chip cookie - as well and 2 Danish pastries and a chocolate muffin. 10/10.

I like them as well but they are useless for a game of soggy biscuit.

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jan 25, 2019 4:25 am

PJ's relatives have been visiting him
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-46996559

by **superflyweight** Fri Jan 25, 2019 5:09 am

What kind of moron doesn't check what's in the dunny in Australia?

by **JuliusHMarx** Fri Jan 25, 2019 5:16 am

superflyweight wrote:What kind of moron doesn't check what's in the dunny in Australia?

PJ's aunt.

by **rIck_dAgless** Fri Jan 25, 2019 5:21 am

JuliusHMarx wrote:
superflyweight wrote:What kind of ~~moron~~ drongo doesn't check what's in the dunny in Australia?

PJ's aunt.

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jan 25, 2019 6:22 am

and this guy... how unlucky is he? What a drongo!
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-37481251

by **superflyweight** Fri Jan 25, 2019 6:49 am

Strewth! He's a bloody galah, PJ!

by **Pal Joey** Fri Jan 25, 2019 3:22 pm

Och aye, superfly! A total buffoon.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jan 28, 2019 2:06 am

Help ma boab...

Morning, fist.

by **Galted** Mon Jan 28, 2019 3:24 am

Tolerable on here today.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jan 28, 2019 3:55 am

Wotchya, Galts, pleasing weekend?

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jan 28, 2019 4:01 am

Morning all. Just googled MAMIL. Happy to say I'm not one.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jan 28, 2019 4:02 am

It would break my heart if you were, Jules.

by **Galted** Mon Jan 28, 2019 4:17 am

rick_dagless wrote:Wotchya, Galts, pleasing weekend?

Was good thanks, though my cat has taken it upon herself to reenact great battles from history from 3am onwards using my head as a prop.

How was yours?

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jan 28, 2019 4:21 am

rick_dagless wrote:It would break my heart if you were, Jules.

He couldn't even if he tried.

Morning all.

That's evil, Galted. Truly evil.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jan 28, 2019 4:25 am

Mine was cat free, which was nice. There is a cat café opened in Leeds, which seems to be frequented by crazy cat people.

So people who can drink tea at home, surrounded by cats, can now pay to drink tea, surrounded by cats, odd concept.

The place appears to be a charitable concern, rather than some hipster bollox, so not the end of the world.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jan 28, 2019 4:32 am

I was tempted by a cat café in Edinburgh but you had to pay an entrance fee as well as pay for the food (the human food, not the cat food).

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jan 28, 2019 4:35 am

I think they have similar establishments in Japan. They take it very seriously. There are 58 of them in Tokyo.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jan 28, 2019 4:49 am

I appreciate the concept, and would understand, if the people who frequented these places could not have pets for one reason or another, it just confuses me when people who already have cats, go.

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jan 28, 2019 4:57 am

Maybe they love being ignored?

by **Galted** Mon Jan 28, 2019 5:07 am

Might be people who have sh*t cats trying to swap theirs for a better one.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jan 28, 2019 5:16 am

Galted wrote:Might be people who have sh*t cats trying to swap theirs for a better one.

Meow!

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jan 28, 2019 5:18 am

3am is too early to have your head attacked, Galted. Do you have any permanent scars or scratches which have drawn blood?

I saw a doco on a couple that has a pet puma.
Apparently it can get a little rough. Not surprising considering they way they encourage it to rumble with them around the house.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jan 28, 2019 5:18 am

Shall I book you in, Galts?

by **Dolphin Ziggler** Mon Jan 28, 2019 5:21 am

Galted - buy a laser pen and spend a bit of time pointing it around a room before bed. The cat will tire itself out chasing it and you can look like a big businessman to Galtova as you point to furniture with a laser and then describe different figures related to it.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jan 28, 2019 5:26 am

And you can disrupt flights near airports.

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jan 28, 2019 5:32 am

I bet she has a Cockney meow.

by **JuliusHMarx** Mon Jan 28, 2019 5:43 am

The truth is that ev'rybody wants to be a cat, because a cat's the only cat that knows where it's at.

by **Pal Joey** Mon Jan 28, 2019 5:52 am

The middle eastern cat from next door just slunk by my windows and past the pool just now. It's like soup out there.
No doubt it's just had a piss and a crap on my pebbles and rubbed its glands all over the place. You go outside... and it's gone.

by **Galted** Mon Jan 28, 2019 6:31 am

Dolphin Ziggler wrote:Galted- buy a laser pen and spend a bit of time pointing it around a room before bed. The cat will tire itself out chasing it and you can look like a big businessman to Galtova as you point to furniture with a laser and then describe different figures related to it.

Galtova has nothing but contempt for my job as she earns nearly twice as much as me despite only being half as clever.
The laser would work with the cat if it could be arsed to do anything other than sleep in the evenings.

by **rIck_dAgless** Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:00 am

Funny

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/4zPVvmSPfsPMV3TjkHg16sD/50-hilarious-cuttings-from-the-news-quiz

by **Galted** Tue Jan 29, 2019 3:38 am

When there's a morning fist available, Galted's on it.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jan 29, 2019 3:52 am

Chocolate bourbon with your fist Galted?

by **Galted** Tue Jan 29, 2019 5:18 am

Just a cry of 'yes'.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jan 29, 2019 6:47 am

Morning chaps.

My teacher once said I would be crap at poetry, because of my dyslexia, but today I made two jugs and a vase, so screw them!

Are we all well?

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jan 29, 2019 7:21 am

Very assuming rick.

by **rIck_dAgless** Tue Jan 29, 2019 7:23 am

Thinks.

I didn't think this place was invite only, I thought that concept died with Tino.

by **JuliusHMarx** Tue Jan 29, 2019 7:33 am

Yeah, I think it's a free for all, for anyone who can hack it.

by **Galted** Tue Jan 29, 2019 8:38 am

Brings back memories, I remember Raf’s never ending provisional membership.

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