I'll Eat Your Babies

Best diss pre-fight on record?

Go!

Mike Tyson's was pretty good. Lennox didn't have any children at the time, but still, funny.

"I've been watching him (Foreman) train. I've seen him shadow box - and the shadow won!"

Ali talking about how slow Foreman was before the Rumble.

To still find it funny is a tad distirbing. But, since we on the topic...
When Jesus comes back, these crazy, greedy,
capitalistic men are gonna kill him again.
Mike Tyson

How dare these boxers challenge me with their
primitive skills? It makes me angry. They're just as
good as dead."

08-29-2005, 10:48 PM
"My power is discombobulating devastating; I
could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my
force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to
enter my realm."

This country wasn't built on moral fiber. This
country was built on r***, slavery, murder,
degradation and affiliation with crime." The guy was actually very intelligent, in that crazy kind of way

"Its gonna be like gang r*pe"

David Haye

I hate his stupid Borat voice.

David Haye

Always has me falling around laughing, that one.

''Everyone knows your a transvestite and your in love with me'' - M.TYSON

''Ders 1 ting you can't buy and dats class and you aint got none of dat'' - Razor Rudduck

''Ah you're sweet I'm gonna make sure you kiss me with those big lips'' - M.Tyson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOgr2dppDCY

David Haye: “He makes the Elephant Man look like Pamela Anderson” (on Nikolai Valuev)

Joe Frazier: “Hey man, what you been doing?”

Ken Norton: "My wife just had a baby."

Joe Frazier: "Congratulations! Whose baby is it?"

No trash talk as such but I loved Hopkins bringing Felix his last meal at a press conference ahead of their fight...in his case it was Rice & Beans!

Naseem Hamed was among the best at getting to his opponent. This one ahead of a potential showdown with Kevin Kelly was good:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ69MyiNOe4

Who told you I was yellow? You’re white Tommy – white as the flag of surrender!” -Jack Johnson. (Before facing Tommy Burns, whom he would replace as the heavyweight champion of the world.)

“I’m going to give Vargas the chance to cash his last paycheck. I would like to say publicly that Fatty Vargas has always feared me. I conceded to take this fight at 162 pounds because fatty couldn’t lose any more weight. I will do Vargas a favor by retiring him in this fight so his family doesn’t have to suffer every time he steps in the ring. I’m going to do his wife a favor and not let her cry anymore.”- Ricardo Mayorga. (Before his match with Fernando Vargas.)

Mayorga to De La Hoya 'Tell your wife to screw you the morning of the fight, so you don't take a dive like you did against Hopkins'

James Toney ‏@LightsOut68 26 Sep @Tyson_Fury Cuz your a bum. I'll tap that ass then your mommas ass

owen10ozzy wrote:

Ken Norton: "My wife just had a baby."

Joe Frazier: "Congratulations! Whose baby is it?"

Slightly off topic but that reminds me of a classic bit of cricket sledging.

Ian Botham walks out to bat and as he takes his guard the Aussie wicket keeper, Rod Marsh, asks "So Ian, how’s your wife and my kids?".

Quick as a flash, Botham turns round and says "the wife's fine, but the kids are retarded".

Brilliant.

Who was it who responded to the sledge "Why are you so fat?" with, "Cos everytime I **** your wife she gives me a biscuit!"

DAVE667 wrote:Who was it who responded to the sledge "Why are you so fat?" with, "Cos everytime I **** your wife she gives me a biscuit!"

Eddo Brandes said that in response to Glenn McGrath.

Not really on topic but Tina started it, my favourite piece of cricket slegding was Viv Richards was batting once and he played and missed at a ball and the bowler shouted down to him “it’s the round red thing Viv” Viv held his counsel and summarily dispatched the next ball out of the ground for six. He then turned to the umpire and pointed at the bowler and said “he knows what it looks like, let him go and look for it” or something similar.

Well, if were going down this road, my favourite comes from another Aussie wicket keeper, Ian Healy.

During an ashes test match, Nasser Hussein is batting and the Aussie captain Steve Waugh tells Ricky Ponting to field close in to the bat, telling him to field "right under Hussein's nose".

Healy pipes up with "but skipper, that could anywhere within a 3 mile radius".

"Have you built up an appetite for this fight Frank"

"Yeah, I had lasagne."

Bruno before Bugner fight.

owen

Another Mayorga classic on Vargas

''His face is soft and round....like a babies bottom''

lol

DAVE667 wrote:Who was it who responded to the sledge "Why are you so fat?" with, "Cos everytime I **** your wife she gives me a biscuit!"

Shane Warne said this, I think. To be honest, I have heard it used on more than one occasion

Randall "Tex" Cobb is the man for quotes

Seanusarrilius wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Who was it who responded to the sledge "Why are you so fat?" with, "Cos everytime I **** your wife she gives me a biscuit!"

Shane Warne said this, I think. To be honest, I have heard it used on more than one occasion

Nope. It was Eddo Brandes.

Tex Cobb:

'If you screw up in tennis, it's 15-love. If you screw up in boxing, it's your ass baby.'

'I've always believed the greatest crime a man can do is to take himself too seriously. Something like fighting is pretty ridiculous to take seriously. What I do is hit people. I'm not promoting anything that is real or valuable.'

'The toughest thing to do in the ring is restrain myself. I want to knock the other guy in the groin, but I know I'm not allowed to do that.'

'All I want to do is hit somebody in the mouth. It's a whole lot easier than working for a living. Don't make anything noble out of what I do.'

'I'lll fight any white man, black man, brown man or man of any other colour. I especially like it when they're yellow and having physical or mental breakdowns when they step in the ring.'

'I'd love to fight Gerry Cooney. But I have my price: twenty five cents and a loose woman.'

'Here's big, bad Earnie Shavers, probably the baddest man God ever allowed to walk on two legs, and he got up there with his bald head and his Fu Manchu and his bulging muscles and he stared at me. I cracked up. What did he think I was gonna do, leave? Hell, if I was that scared I woulda left before then.'

'Anybody can hit as hard as Earnie Shavers. The thing that makes Earnie Shavers so significant is that Earnie Shavers is gonna hit you that hard every single time he lays leather on you. I had never been in a situation like Earnie before. And if I have anything to do with it, I'm damn sure not gonna get into it again.'

Holmes doesn't hit as hard as Shavers. Nobody hits like Shavers. If anybody hit harder than Shavers, I'd shoot him.'

On being accused of talking to Holmes during their fight:
'If I wanted to communicate with Larry during the fight, I would have had to send him a letter. Every time I wanted to say something I found it hard speaking because he kept putting his left hand in my mouth.'

To the referree in the 13th round of the Holmes fight:
'Hey, you're white. Why don't you do something about this?'

To Holmes at the final bell:
'Let's party'.

On a rematch with Holmes:
'I don't think his hands could take the punishment.'

On Cosell's retirement during the fight:
'I can do my sport no greater service than this.'

'I'll do anything to keep from working for a living. If I've gotta fight a circus bear then put the drawers on him and let's get it on'.

On the fighter's life:
'You run for forty-five minutes, you train for an hour and a half, the rest of the time you hang out and talk tough'.

On being floored for the first time in his life:
'Nah, it didn't affect me. I just got up and carried on with my gameplan; stumbling forward, getting hit in the face.'

'I been knocked out once, by a Mexican bantamweight. How come? Six of my pals were swinging him round by the heels at the time.'

'Don King is one of the great humanitarians of our time. He has risen above that great term prejudice. He has screwed everybody he has ever been around. Hog, dog or frog, it don’t matter to Don. If you got a quarter, he wants the first twenty-six cents.'

Larry Holmes at his first face to face meeting with Michael Spinks ahead of their upcoming Heavyweight title clash.

"How is this skinny boy going to hurt me? Surely not with his fists!?"

Mind the windows Tino. wrote:

Seanusarrilius wrote:

DAVE667 wrote:Who was it who responded to the sledge "Why are you so fat?" with, "Cos everytime I **** your wife she gives me a biscuit!"

Shane Warne said this, I think. To be honest, I have heard it used on more than one occasion

Nope. It was Eddo Brandes.

I am pretty sure Warne has used this, too. I think it is one that gets reused a lot tbh. I have heard mates use it.

Slightly off topic but Martin O'Neill was recalling his frustration at not being able to get into the Forest first team in the 80's. Brian Clough was manager at the time. Went something like this.

O'Neill: Why am I playing in the second team all the time?

Clough: Because you're too good for the third team.

Didn't Hamed tell Kelly he'd give him a job putting up his posters after the fight..

I like that..

Ali on Frazier: Joe Frayyyyja so ugly that when he sweat it run around the back of his head just to get away from his face.

Frazier: Your Son Kinda look like me

Ali: You callin my son ugly?

Ali has an almost endless list of insults

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hu57oIv8SLM

Seriously mad.

At one point he states:

"I wish you had children so I could kick them in the stomach and then stamp on their balls.......then you would all know the pain I'm feeling"

Some of it is actually so funny.

Think Popkins has to take it for the PR flag trashing.... surrounded by a load of Puerto Ricans....

Excellent stuff............only Hoppo is crazy enough to do that.

Dereck Chisora - I am physically going to burn david haye.

Mike Tyson - I'l F**K you till you love me faggot

Looking at that Tyson vid. He really was a very intelligent bloke. Were he born in the Hamptibs as opposed to Brownsville he would have been an ivy league wall Street broker.

azania wrote:Looking at that Tyson vid. He really was a very intelligent bloke. Were he born in the Hamptibs as opposed to Brownsville he would have been an ivy league wall Street broker.

I'm not sure Tyson is suitably Sociopathic for that line of work.

Rowley wrote:Not really on topic but Tina started it, my favourite piece of cricket slegding was Viv Richards was batting once and he played and missed at a ball and the bowler shouted down to him “it’s the round red thing Viv” Viv held his counsel and summarily dispatched the next ball out of the ground for six. He then turned to the umpire and pointed at the bowler and said “he knows what it looks like, let him go and look for it” or something similar.

Viv Richards hit Merv Hughes for four consecutive boundaries in one single over.

Merv’s response was to stop halfway down the pitch, fart loudly, and say to Viv: “let’s see you hit that to the boundary!”

I like Freddie Flintoff's

"Mind the windows Tino"

cheers Rodders